ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Newsletter º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ßß º º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÜÜÜÜÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #114 - 3/22/1996 º º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛßßßßÛÛ ÜÜ ÛÛ º º º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛß º -[ Written By: Foolbert Sturgeon]-º º º º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º This One goes Out 2 all My BBS Whores º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Hello fellow readers, welcome to another long - awaited and well deserved issue of Vaginal and Anal Secretions. Yes, we still exist. We are subsisting soley on strange hallucinogens and a few steady pimps in order to produce our rather infrequent, new issues. As you may already know, I find BBS women highly irresistable. This file that you are about to read may be called sort of a love ballad. Yes, It is about time that we showed the world how BBS women should be treated. These following verses of poetry were not written by me, but by another fellow poet of great talent and acclaim. Bless his soul. This file is dedicated to my favorite BBS devotchkas: Midnight Angel Leather Peaches (Techman's bitch) Scintilla Electra Mega Elite Emmanuel Goldstein "FUCK MY BABY'Z MAMA" from "Straight off the Streets of Motherphukkin' Compton", 1996 Negro Child: "What're you doin' daddy?" Eazy: "I'm sittin' here writing a song about baby's mothers who try to sue the daddies for child support. Even though daddy is taking care of the baby, the mother's just, you know, scandless(?), so I'd just like to say..." FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA! The bitch got drama Fuck my baby's mama 'cause she's the type of bitch that wanna see me broke broker than a joke bitch stole my rope(1) and every time I see da bitch she needs cash she makes me want to slap her ass! triflin' bitch always got me in a fit the low-life-compton-shoppin'-swap-meet-trick! I wanna kill tha ho! Then slammah in tha trunk of my 6-4!(2) cause YO that HO made my dick GRO and now her lawyer's at every show waitin' for me ta kick in mah dough but bee-fo I go I'm on deaf-row Cause tha bitch got too much drama FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA Chorus: FUCK MY BABY'S MAMA! (repeat 8 times) Fuck mah baby's mama the bitch got drama and I'm not THA ONE I should jess knock her punk ass out while I'm in COURT payin' child SUPPORT But then I gotta deal with the father and still he's the type of nigga that a nigga gotta keel. Make me kick her but grip her, don't like her Uh, cause the bitch is buyin' skirts instead of diapers... Beggin' so much ta hold hands its startin ta look like cups(?) I wish i'd nevah fucked. But now its too late how much you make? cause accordin to yo inCOME ya might have to spend SOME time behind bars now you find it hard Nevah thought a bitch would pull a stunt like this! Can't do another day with Pamela So I'm a playah On-ah and I'd jess like ta say... CHORUS x 600 I think of all tha monee that i spent on a lawyah i used to be an employah but now i'm jess an em-ploy-EE filing bank-rupt-CEE but now that punk bitch can't touch me! Uh! I only call her to check up on mah daughter now she gotta re-strainin' ordah put me to the curb and had tha nerve to aks(2) to borrow a dime Bitch! You must be outcho rabbit ass mind! Uh! The bitch broke me so now I needa crutch butcha ya gotta understand the judge don't give a fuck about a young nigga that's down on his up so i gotta put the P down and B down for tha cause and give the bitch back her drawers so if yo drivin' by and you see her do me a favah.. Give the bitch the finger! FUCK HER! CHORUS x 999 You Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! (lasts for 30 secs) Notes: ------ (1): Rope. Negro for "Gold Chain" (2): Aks. Negro form of "Ask", pronounced "Axe" This song also gives you a better understading about the reason why Detroit actually exists. I think this song also gives an accurate protrayal of the young, struggling American Negro these days. So remember, all of you sexy BBS bitches, give Mr. Negro a chance. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ]<-RaD Places To Find ALL The VaS Issues °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º Area 51 Dist 1 (313)844-3919 28.8k bps º º The Terrorist's Playground Dist 2 (404)394-3080 14.4k bps º º Mogel-Land Dist 3 (215)985-0462 14.4k bps º º Lunatic Labs, Ltd. Dist 4 (213)655-0691 2400 bps º º ftp.umich.archives.etext.edu in /pub/CuD/VaS º º ftp.etext.org in /Zines/VaS º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º aH GoT JaNe VMB - (313)438-0390 /\ VaS VMB - (313)605-1060 º º º DuMb NeGr0 - (313)438-0241 º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ (C)opywrite If YoU RiP ThIs OfF wE WiLL FuCk YoU uP! [VaS] '96 - "Your gonna be my bitch for '96!"