/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.| \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ |~~~~| /~~~~~~~/ /~~~~~\ | | / ___/ /' `\ | | __ / / | /~~~\ | | | / \ / / _______ | | | | ______ | |/ \/ / | _ `\ | `\___/' | /' `\ | / \ / | (_) ) \ / | _____| |______/ \____/ | ____/' `\_____/' | (_______ | | `\________ `\ WoRtHLeSS piEcE | | iSSuE nUmBeR _________) | oF ShiT (tm) | | #4 | | |__/' `\____________/' -= December 1994 =- ____________________________________________________ | .oO [= A zine for the interconnected nation =] Oo. | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ________________________________________________________ | WARNING - This d0cument c0ntainz w0rds that may 0ffend | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ |.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.oOo.| \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ "Beware of geeks bearing GIFs" - Anon (Couldn't remember) "h0nk h0nk" - That bloody mad fool Solctice almost as bad as... "w00p" - Did BoW really start this? "Hey ewe guyz" - V?is?o* (Work this one out for yourselves) "" - Vaginamon (He just lurkz) "Hello? ack?! Sonafbitch computer! eye got C-id ewe know" - An irate victim of ToneLoc "tUrKey? gn0t aGaiN....aRRRgghHHHH" - Another innocent victim of the cHriStmAs t00 muCh tuRkEy-LuRkEy cRiSis "mmm did I press 141?" - NoInfoPhorEwe type person... "mmm did he press 141?" - GimmeYahInpho type person... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Contents ~~~~~~~~ Editorial Staff Small print Disclaimer Wish list Big y0y0y0y0'z to Uncle BooYaa's Tek-Tek Hotline A life in the day of IRC #hack.... Dah magic eye don't werk for me What the hell was that noise? Stupid Fuck of the Year Script Count Simple Karding Phun Scratch, Smell, and Lick Who are these guyz? A look into the crystal ball Mmm, where did I leech this zine again? Where to reach us? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Editorial ~~~~~~~~~ h0h0h0 (vox in style of Santa) Mmm..we have an abundance of unsavoury produce for you to sample and enjoy. We Harlequin's most excellent first appearance, Fungus's Card Fun, and more stuff that'll have ya laffin" till the ded c0wz come home. Many thanx from all mah staff I couldn't have continued wPoS wiv out ewe guyz... Hope all thoses who are going to h0h0 94 will enjoy themselves. Also if possible anyone feeling up to the challenge could they cover it for wPoS, this will include Photos (GIF format), sound bites (WAV format), a simple journal of a day by day blow of the c0n. Bonus for the guys who catches Stripper c0n Part ][ (If it ever happens) on camcorder and digitizes it as a mpeg file. Remember we want exclusives okay. Merry x-mas people!! BooYaa p.s. I couldn't include CyntaxEra's bit coz dis ish got too big for even me to handle...You'll see her next ish scout's honor guv. p.p.s Smeg! Old Dale Drew still hasn't replied to the interview, so it's had to be left out, so s0rry guys... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Staff ~~~~~ It was pointless to create this section in the previous issues because I was the only member of staff! Head of Internal Operations - BooYaa Mercenaries - CyntaxEra, Fungus The Bogeyman, Harlequin, Mocara (huRRy uP!) Sysop/Admin of the current distributions of wPoS Internet Distro-Bistros : Dark Tangent, DeadKat, HellRazor, Qwik BBS Buddiez : Twize Okay, so what if the staff is kinda small... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Small print ~~~~~~~~~~~ wPoS is released once a month on the first monday of that month. Submissions to the zine must arrive no later that the last week of the month prior to the month in which the article is intended to appear in. The editor reserves the right to poo poo on your work from a great height if he doesn't like, or deem it unsuitable for inclusion in the zine. Editor also reserves the right to hold a article and place it in a future issue of the zine. The zine is currently free to all those on the SuperInformationHypeway. Also under international copywrite laws cutting, pasting or copying any part of this zine to use in another zine will seriously get you phucked up. If you do wish to copy or use any of the information ask me first okay. So please don't make me get angry. You wouldn't like to see me when I'm angry... I can feel those Gamma rays hitting me again... I best lie down for a while. Where's me cup of tea? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Disclaimer ~~~~~~~~~~ All that is published here is strictly for your informationally uses. The views expressed by the writers are not necessarily the views of the editor or the zine (Unless that writer happens to be me). Also if your machine, or pets should decide to explode rather violently in front of you we will not be held responsible. And if the police should come along to your house and kick your door down, then say what you read in the wPoS then done, is infact a crime. It's not our fault. What this all summarises to is that we won't take the blame for anything you read in zine and then decide that it would be a good idea to try it out. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Wish list ~~~~~~~~~ Newton Toolkit For Wind0ze I wanna write some tough programs for the Newton. A really big SCSI-2 Hard disk like 1GB so I can start up my BBS like for the second time around..:) A GUS..yes just want it for my Dewm I and ][. A decent VMS IRC client? It's like killing all my hopes for writing a decent script for it. A Web version of the zine, or at least the most current issue. A free 64K line PPP link, that I don't have to pay anything for (i.e. no charges what so ever) Or if thats too much to ask for how about an ISDN line? BT disappearing from the face of the earth. (NEWS FLASH... Tables been turned around for ya BT? Now we gotcha info!!!) To retire in Bundy land. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Big y0y0y0y0'z to ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ United KodezKidz : Asid, Ascii, Alfiwalf, BaDs, BattleAng, Cherokee, Codex, Eck, Fungus The Bogeyman, Harlequin, Lalala, Maelstrom, Mocara, oJ, Phobos, ScoJack, Saint Halo, Squiz, The Dark Knight, Ulster (w00p matey your famous now), Uridium, all the regulars at London 26oo. Amerikkka's Children : AntiChrist, Avocado, Bitsurfer, Carsenio, Crypt Keeper, Cutter, Dark Tangent, Dead Kat, DeathWizard, D-FENS, Enigma, _Fool, Freiheit, Hellfire, HoS, Hoog, Homeysan, Kluge, Mindscrew, neo, Plexor, Radikahl, Ratscabies, Remj, Sidebrn, Solctice, Slacker, SWinder, WildChild DOTca People : Heretic (Hairy Dick to his buddies...), HellRazor, Pluvius, and U4EA. World Wide Webbedfingered d00dz : Afx, Burglar, cF, chm0d, Fisch, LoNGi, Motley, Phaze, R-A-D, Seven Up, Sicko, SPiN-DoC, Stupido, Qwertz, z0rphix 'The girl next door' type females (? - couldn't think of anything else) : Cyntax Era, Juliet, Lady Ada, LyDiA, Torquie, Xymote Those Waco wannabes cults : BoW (On extended summer vacation), SK (Currently Disbanded), TNo, WHHF. Special mentions go to: AT&T, BNP, British Telecom, C18, CERT, CIA, CID, COMPACT, FAST, FBI, GCHQ, KKK, MCI, MI5, National Press, NSA, SPA, US-SS, UK-SS, VISA (We luv ya!) Token Building of the Month : Glass Building at UNL - London, UK. Looks like Alcatraz and has the razor sharp security to match. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Uncle BooYaa's Tek-Tek Hotline ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Finally had a chance to have a go at Phoney for the Newton so here's the breakdown of it : Modes : DTMF, Coin (Red), Blue (Box) Red Mode ~~~~~~~~ Max Coin (Red Box) : 1 Dollar Buttons : CC, CR, RB (Green Box) A, B, C, D (Operator keys) Comments : I think the tones seem to match the one in Blue Beep (N-ACTS) Blue Mode ~~~~~~~~~ Dial Sets : C5 Trunks : 2600, 2750, 3700 Buttons : KP2, ST3P, STP, KP, ST Comments : Not programmable! :( Verdict : Pretty useless for bbing if you do have exchanges that will seize at those freqs. Apparently by using resedit (Mac program) you can replace the samples, so it looks like it I won't need to program my own version but I'd still prefer to. Oh yeah... I've heard a modified (upgraded) OMP100 -> MP100 dial and it is definitely DTMF not C5 (Come to think of it I'm still not 100% sure it ever was C5) anymore and mucho faster. Saying that it's success rate (Tone Dialer) is about 80%, which is pretty bad compared to the Psion Organiser Series III. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= A life in the day of IRC #hack.... - Harlequin ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here is a log of what happens on the IRC #hack channel ! What ? You think it's made up ?? Well then, just change the names to your favourite IRC #hack addicts and hey-presto, you need never waste yer precious k0deZ using IRC again, you have a ready-made IRC session. Harl (harl@aladar.pmmf.hu) has joined channel #hack. Users on #hack: Harl SuperDewd KodeKiddie HackGroupie ArrogantGit -> Wassup Guyz !! SuperDewd> Hi Harl ! ArrogantGit> oh its hurl -> Just finished the new Citronic journal, any1 want a copy ?? SuperDewd> Yeah dcc me one HackGroupie> Yeah me too - Citronic is kEwL Arrogantgit> Harl your a fuqing lamer - zines are for wasters HackGroupie> yeah fuqing lamer KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? -> Arr: woah, got out the wrong side of bed this mornin' - chill dewd HackGroupie> yeah not so heavy ArrogantGit, take it easy ArrogantGit> Harl: get a life d0rk b0y, grewpz are for lame fuqs who can't handle hacking on their own... HackGroupie> harl: you R such a wAsTeR, always running to your h/p weenie buds.... KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? -> Only 'cos you haven't got any friends ArrogantGit HackGroupie> yeah, only c0s no-one wants to be your friend ArrogantGit SuperDewd> Whats the best way to tap optical lines ?? *** Lurker (eYeDoNothing@delphi.com) has joined channel #hack. ArrogantGit> I dont need any friends like you CiTR0NiC l0zers -> Why R U such a miserable git ? At least sum ppl make an effort - freedom of information and all that HackGroupie> yeah information *wants* to be free ya know KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? ArrogantGit> yeah, I believe in freedom of information, but I only give stuff out to ppl who aren't lame. And that means every1 except me. HackGroupie> yeah lamerz don't deserve inph0 KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? SuperDewd> Has any1 got a protected mode debugger I could use on a Linux kernel? -> fuq, I don't know why I bother HackGroupie> yeah wotz the point with ppl like U ArrogantGit ArrogantGit> CiTR0NiC are wasterz and Harl is a sad fuq HackGroupie> yeah you aren't half as kEwL as ArrogantGit Harl, U R lame *** Signoff: ArrogantGit (eYe aM eleet) KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? HackGroupie> you are so kEwL Harl, can I join CiTR0NiC ??? SuperDewd> Doesn't any1 talk about hacking any more ? -> No-0ne gets a chance to Dewd :) SuperDewd> I gotta g0, c yas l8r Harl !! -> Bye Dewd ! *** Signoff: SuperDewd (sleep time!) -> gotta go too, l8rz... *** Signoff: Harl (Citro-4 coming soon...) KodeKiddie> h4z aNy1 g0t aNy K4LLiNg KaRdZ ?? HackGroupie> hey KodeKiddie ! want some p0rno-wAreZ ??? Lurker> geees, this is so lame, no-one does anything (Ed - If you use the Search and Replace function on yer WordProcessah you can even make it suitable for a #phreak session, if you get watt I mean.) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Dah magic eye don't werk for me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Answers to last months Magic eyes, [1] - Was a Clown, [2] - Was the Joker, from BatMan dah m0vie, [3] - A can of Pepsi (c) (tm). 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Heh this months is a another corker, it's a real tuffie I've messed about with it beyond belief. I really doubt you'll work this one out too. Instruction ~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) Much more simple.... locate that WAV file which should be called SOUND.WAV it's in the SOUNDS subdirectory. 2) Now you know it's location load it into your favourite WAV player. So did you work it out? Answer will be in next month's ish. Yeah my sound card seems to working again so I will able continue to do the WTHWTN samples, saying that if you think you have a humourous sample then UUEncoded it and send it to mas@unl.ac.uk with the subject line "WTHWTN Sample" make sure the sample format is .WAV okay. Oh btw if you think you've worked it out why not send me your answer I'll publish the ones who got it correct or the ones with the most humourous responses. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Stupid Fuck of the Year ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yes! Weird name for a section huh? Well I couldn't believe the fact there our three nominees were born? I mean why the waste of sperm? You should now read the following article and decide wether nominee #1, #2 or #3 should have the coveted title "Stupid Fuck of the Year". Send in your votes to domingr@sbu.ac.uk with the subject as "SFOTY: #1", "SFOTY: #2", "SFOTY: #3" for nominees #1, #2, #3 respectively. Results will be published next month. Nominee #1 ~~~~~~~~~~ Handle(s) : Immortal, Pericom, Malik, Dick Shit, Shifty. Act that got him selected : Making enquiries on how to get the SYSUAF.DAT file on a vax, sending them to a VAX security newsgroup, and also send the mail from his own account in the University which he has going to hack. Evidence : Usenet Threds N.B. Signatures and paths have been removed coz they take up too much space From: EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH-LONDON.AC.UK Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Date: 18 Oct 1994 10:06:22 -0500 Organization: UTexas Mail-to-News Gateway Lines: 38 Sender: nobody@cs.utexas.edu Message-ID: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home to crack. I don't have any privs or anything like that so does anyone know how I can get the file? I would like a easy method (if one) as I'm not a vax buff. e-mail me please: eqr5maliki@clustr.north-london.ac.uk ================================================================================ From: levy@fndcd.fnal.gov Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Date: 18 Oct 94 10:24:05 -0600 Organization: The Black Hole Lines: 30 Message-ID: <1994Oct18.102405@fndcd.fnal.gov> References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> In article <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu>, EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH -LONDON.AC.UK writes: > I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. > > Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home > to crack. > > I don't have any privs or anything like that Obviously, there's a good reason for that. > so does anyone know how I can > get the file? Sure I do. Good thing that you don't. > I would like a easy method (if one) as I'm not a vax buff. > > e-mail me please: eqr5maliki@clustr.north-london.ac.uk Yea. Right. I would really want to support this effort. ================================================================================ From: zpharriet@unl.ac.uk (Harriet Wood) Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Date: 20 Oct 1994 10:25:12 GMT Organization: University of North London Lines: 16 Message-ID: <385gi8$d2m@beta.qmw.ac.uk> References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> Reply-To: zpharriet@unl.ac.uk In article <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu>, EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH -LONDON.AC.UK writes: >I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. > >Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home >to crack. thanks to everyone who alerted us to this guy, we saw his message anyway and he has been dealt with, Harriet ================================================================================ Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Message-ID: <380tcs$k1g@news.arc.nasa.gov> From: wing@tgv.com ("Dan Wing") Date: 18 Oct 1994 16:33:32 GMT Reply-To: wing@tgv.com References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> Organization: TGV, Incorporated Lines: 16 In article <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu>, EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH -LONDON.AC.UK writes: #I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. # #Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home #to crack. # #I don't have any privs or anything like that so does anyone know how I can #get the file? # #I would like a easy method (if one) as I'm not a vax buff. Unless your system manager has changed the protection, you need privileges to read the SYSUAF.DAT file (typically SYSPRV, BYPASS, or READALL, or a UIC group number less than MAXSYSGROUP). -Dan Wing, wing@tgv.com ================================================================================ Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Message-ID: <380ump$o5t@news.iastate.edu> From: gvrod@isuvax.iastate.edu (Rod Eldridge) Date: 18 Oct 1994 16:55:53 GMT Reply-To: rod@iastate.edu References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> Organization: Iowa State University, Ames, Iowa Lines: 19 In article <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu>, EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH-LONDON.AC.UK writes: >I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. > >Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home >to crack. > >I don't have any privs or anything like that so does anyone know how I can >get the file? > >I would like a easy method (if one) as I'm not a vax buff. I know that 'security though obscurity' isn't the way to secure a system, but it looks like it might work in this case. :-) ================================================================================ Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Message-ID: <38158p$qb0@news.halcyon.com> From: gunnerso@coho.halcyon.com (Eric Gunnerson) Date: 18 Oct 1994 18:47:53 GMT References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> Organization: Northwest Nexus Inc. Lines: 34 EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH-LONDON.AC.UK writes: >I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. >Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home >to crack. >I don't have any privs or anything like that so does anyone know how I can >get the file? >I would like a easy method (if one) as I'm not a vax buff. >e-mail me please: eqr5maliki@clustr.north-london.ac.uk Has anybody thought of forwarding a copy of this to the sysadmin of his site? ================================================================================ Newsgroups: comp.os.vms Subject: Re: How do I get the sysuaf.dat file? Message-ID: <1994Oct18.123846.5489@vmsmail.gov.bc.ca> From: ewilts@vmsmail.gov.bc.ca (Ed Wilts) Date: 18 Oct 94 12:38:46 PDT Reply-To: EWILTS@GALAXY.GOV.BC.CA References: <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu> Organization: BC Systems Corporation Lines: 22 In article <199410181506.KAA19662@mail.cs.utexas.edu>, EQR5MALIKI@CLUSTER.NORTH-LONDON.AC.UK writes: > I got a program for dos that "cracks" insecure passwords on VAX. > > Anyway I use vax 5.5-1 and I want to get our password file and take it home > to crack. You're joking, right? > I don't have any privs or anything like that so does anyone know how I can > get the file? Ask your system manager for a copy. If s/he'll give you one, you're likely entitled to it. If the system manager tells you go count headlights in a busy intersection, you're probably asking for something you're not allowed to have. --------------------------------- Nominee #2 ~~~~~~~~~~ Handle(s) : Ehsan Act that got him selected : Running IRCOP.IRC. Evidence : irc log below N.B. This has been edited to beautify it (?) --- Ehsan (dt94ekh@elara.pt.hk-r.se) has joined channel #phreak2. thanks dudes * Ehsan bows to all ok, what does this ircop do? its cool and what is Phoenix 2.0 it tries to hack ircoper status for you ircop is an 3l33t3 script .. gives you ircop status. > Ehsan: erm..I don't think yer ready to use ircop.. help me out .. lets kick some ass with it > Ehsan: it's like a very powerful script.. *Hoog* hhehe i used to run it, but my client wasnt compatible cool how does it work, is it automated yes yeah > Ehsan: and I wouldn't like to get blame for letting have a copy.. just type /load ircop.irc then /clean #phreak2 > Ehsan: mmmm...I really don't think you're worthy... yeah, dont blame us ok? you didnt get it from us lets get the IRC OPS!! haha > Ehsan: okay..then...let's see you clear #phreak and #phreak2 booyaa: me neither, but we'd better let him try it out > I've like only used it once... BooYaa: that's thing's eleet, don't give it out like that!@#!2 he might suprise us lets show those fuckers who really runs IRC ok, I know nothin > Z0rp: okay.. > I don't wanna say any more.. *Hoog* :) I found a disk, and when I cheked the disk, what did I found, ircop is that ok > /msg z0rphix man I had the ircop power...but it wuz too much to handle for me... > shit > shit > damn.. -> *hoog* ;) -> *eck* ;) yeah. im not too sure about this -> *z0rphix* ;) --> Ehsan is now known as IamFucked. got it? /load ircop.irc , then /clean #phreak2 * IamFucked doesn't know it yet but he has secretly had his files replaced * IamFucked - with Folgers Crystals. * IamFucked - Will he notice? Let's watch... Fucking Son of a Bitch! They bastards deleted my god damn files! /msh hoog i tried it once but it was too much. people were kissing up and asking favors 'n' stuph I'm gona fucking kill there ass! [pHuRy] IamFucked jUsT diD sUm cTcP stUff oN yAh! * IamFucked is so damned 3l33+... > jeez.. > watch out.. --- crackh0e (inetd@viper.ELP.CWRU.Edu) has joined channel #phreak2. > here comes uber haqr... h0deh0, ehsan: that's cool that was cool ehsan wewp ehsan roqz that's ueber haqr to yew, niggy try /twilight > oh shit... > I won't be able to sleep tonight.. so, who's the phag that ganked #phreak this time? ehhhh, what did that do???? > I'm lyke too scared.. > Iam: thats it..you're an ircop.. i dont know > shit... > man... --- Mocara (~Mocara@clstr.unl.ac.uk) has joined channel #phreak2. > lyke w0w!! --- phman (irc@ilink.nis.za) has joined channel #phreak2. -> *anarch* ahahahahahahahahah -> *eck* ahahahahahahahahah ehsan IamFucked : hahahahahahhahahaha -> *hoog* ahahahahahahahahah greetings -> *z0rphix* ahahahahahahahahah -> *phman* ahahahahahahahahah *Z0rpHix* phman's lame, but he can't run skriptz on that client, and he doeznmt know what warez means the nick change is a coincidence, just start kicking some ass *Anarch* bahahahahahahaha eleet -> *z0rphix* hahahah.... I forget how you control ircop.irc fags.. type in /gaysex now .. it'll kill the whole channel ehsan: type gaysex hello i mean /gaysex type /gaysex it'll kick faggot ass crakhoe: /twilight #phreak to take controll back hahah <= how sad even my bot is laffin" -> *anarch* ahahahahahahahahah I can't believe how he could run dat... > Iam: damn...you're the man... the whole channel will become killed IamFucked ALL WHO WANNA SEE ME MAKE A GRAND FOOL OF MYSELF, JOIN IamFucked THE CHANNEL #TWILIGHT_ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muhuhahaha! > jeez... IamFucked I ain't never met an IRCop who wouldn't suck another man's dick. IamFucked IRCop are stupid lame-ass mother fuckers... IamFucked Phhbbt... Damned faggots. --- BooYaa (BooYaa@clstr.unl.ac.uk) has joined channel #twilight_zone. *** #twilight_zone: we're all street people on the information highway *** Users on #Twilight_Zone: BooYaa Shinma IamFucked flargh tober @Doogie Empath Dilbert Emmy prae DWildstar @Taner Chantel Eniigma @Fozz @NeilM Flatline Xney2 @dwight Out @WintrHawk Steele @Twazard ckd @Trillian @mUnChIe Kerhop Gog_Magog @XneyWORK Tychy @piker @no_nick @pjg @tzoper @MOP Visigoth vuori Avalon @Daemon @craig *** Mode for channel #Twilight_Zone is "+stn" *** IamFucked is dt94ekh@elara.pt.hk-r.se ( Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ) *** on channels: #Twilight_Zone #phreak2 @#phreak1 #cack2 *** on irc via server irc.nada.kth.se (Royal Institute of Technology, Stockholm, Sweden) ALL WHO WANNA SEE ME MAKE A GRAND FOOL OF MYSELF, JOIN THE CHANNEL #TWILIGHT_ZONE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Muhuhahaha! William Weld for Prez in '96! Woo woo! :) /who #TWILIGHT_ZONE Z0rpHix t0Ld mE t0 sAy > phman: are you a hacker? I ain't never met an IRCop who wouldn't suck another man's dick. *Anarch* i know, as a newbie i almost ran it, but i checked it out first hehehehe *** crackh0e has left channel #phreak2. --- crackh0e (inetd@viper.ELP.CWRU.Edu) has joined channel #twilight_zone. IRCop are stupid lame-ass mother fuckers... Phhbbt... Damned faggots. --- Anarch (~ganarchy@oeonline.com) has joined channel #twilight_zone. wow *Z0rpHix* oopz oh hell yeah i'm shocked. --- crackh0e (inetd@viper.ELP.CWRU.Edu) has joined channel #phreak2. -> *ANARCH* you bet muh ass I checked it too.. kill him, quick! w00p w00p?!? w00p iZ ph0r pHaGz! w00f!! crackh0e #phreak2 w00p > mmm... i try my best I don't think he'll run, peter. If he runs, he won't be nominated. IamFucked IamFucked TRIED to leave... IRCop rules. IamFucked IamFucked is 3l33+... * *Heretic* yo dude! I feel so threatened. IamFucked Damn... I've never been so hard in my life. IamFucked Anyone interested in a great Netsex session MSG me... IamFucked: go fuck a round pork product He might get the vice presidential nomination... maybe. --> IamFucked is now known as Ehsan. what the? I met Reggie JAckson's son the other night -> *heretic* some dumb fuck has just run ircop... slow fingers this morning, i see *** Chantel has left channel #twilight_zone. The pundits were talking about a Powell/Weld ticket in 1996. *** Signoff by Ehsan (Killed (prae (next it deletes your files, signoff, now))) > mah god... Ehsan: type /gaysex now .. lets kill that one too! Ben- agreed. Too radical for republicans, too conservative for democrats. *** Mode change "+o Flatline " on channel #Twilight_Zone by tzoper *Heretic* you on phreak? still in experimental stage of hacking goddamn ircop.irc *** BooYaa has left channel #twilight_zone. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah > hahhahha he's a dead phucker! > ewe dah man.. heheehehe --> crackh0e is now known as noise. --- Heretic (~u9340295@muss.CIS.McMaster.CA) has joined channel #phreak2. -> *heretic* in phreak2 more fun... Ehsan.......next it deletes your files, it's what it did 1st!@#!@# h0h0h0h! > I will be selling copies of this log okay... <== Whatta a guy --------------------------------- Nominee #3 ~~~~~~~~~~ Handle(s) : jimk (apparently this is a not the real handle see evidence of more details) Act that got him selected : Being a dick, and taking it all too serious... Evidence : e-mail N.B. This has had it's extra headers remove to conserve space From: MX%"swinder@freeside.scsd.k12.ny.us" 14-NOV-1994 15:17:13.74 To: MX%"domingr@sbu.ac.uk" CC: Subj: read this..about 500 people got this.. Message 5: From jimk@great-miami.iac.net Sun Nov 13 18:22:47 1994 X-Mailer: Mail User's Shell (7.2.5 10/14/92) To: swinder@freeside.scsd.k12.ny.us Subject: C'mon you panzy ass little shit. You fucking stupid piece of shit little shit fucker. You think you are hot stuff huh? All you are is a piece of shit. You ban me a few times from your channel, and kick me off. Well I could fucking care less you fucknut. I've got more fucking warez than you EVER will have. I've got fucking FTP sites and FSP sites running out of my pockets. Kick me out of your little fucking pussy channel, but I'll still have more shit than you ever will have. So FUCK YOU ASSHOLE. Common, c'mon do your pansy ass little trix boy. I proved your a little warez lamer, a fool, thats all I care about. But dont forget little boy, you'll see me again. Because I own the net, you, and everyone else. Wait till you see what happens to yer account in a few hours, hahahHAHAhahahahAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahaha Rest in Peace ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- [iac.net] You have reached Internet Access Cincinnati. Please finger or mail 'info@iac.net' for more information. You may also contact our gopher server: gopher.iac.net Login name: jimk In real life: Rest in Peace Directory: /home/jimk Shell: /bin/false Last login Sun Nov 13 14:02 on ttypa from ip041009.iac.net No unread mail Plan: ************************************************************************ Yesterday, 13 November 1994, a forged mail message was sent to a large number of IRC users. This message contained inappropriate language and threats. We are sorry that this has occurred. The forged e-mail had "jimk@great-miami.iac.net" as the originator of the message. This person is **not** the source of this message. Please do not send e-mail to JIMK or IAC staff. We are aware of the problem and are taking all possible actions. We believe that the message was forged by connecting to a SMTP server in the UMN.EDU domain. Our staff has contacted UMN.EDU and we are working to determine the source of the message. Best wishes, IAC Technical Staff ************************************************************************ this guy takes being banned WAAAAAY too serious. SWinder. -------------------------------- Verdict ~~~~~~~ Comparing what these guys have done is pretty scary you have Malik on one hand who would go to a Police station and give his ID, then ask what would be the best way to kill some one. And Ehsan would probably shoot himself in the head if some told him the barrel was empty when it wasn't. But Jimk (whatever his name wuz) is just a prat, unfortunatly seems to be slightly smarter than Malik because he didn't actually mail the hate mail from his own account. So on one hand you have a prat who thinks he's being smart and stuph coz he wants to crack vax passwords and also tell the whole world who he is. The other is naive and innocent soul who craves power and glory. And finally you have a total dick head with no sense of humour. Now it is your decision who will receive the most coveted Stupid Fuck of the Year award. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Script Count ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Shit! Yeaps big screw up for about 3 issues in row I've been making out that Valgamon (previous #warez lurker is now a #phreak lurker) is the writer of Gargoyle and Phoenix which in fact was Vassago. So many apologies to any one offended and Vassago for that little mistake. I g0tta admit dah Script Count iz l00kin" dEf aNd StuPh...ASS-KeY Tables are sew phuNkee. Just added a VMS compatibility section. ____________________________________________________________________________ |Name |Author |Description |Version|Where |VMS| |========+============+=======================+=======+==================+===| |BitchBox|Grendal |Another fun script |??? |N.O.G.R. |Yes| |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Dog2 |???) |Hilarious encryption |??? |??? |No | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Foolz |BoW |A satirical script |??? |In BoW #6 requires|No | | | |aimed at the so serious| |uNsMaK (BoW | | | | |scripts | |compression tool) | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Gargoyle|Vassago |More gadgets than you |??? |RoboCop (IRC bawt)|No | | | |can wave a stick at | | | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |iNFiNiTY|MiSTiK |A very old script |??? |RoboCop (IRC bawt)|No | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Morse |???) |Another run of the mill|??? |??? |No | | | |alternative encryption | | | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Phoenix |Vassago |A sequel to Gargoyle? |??? |RoboCop (IRC bawt)|No | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |TextBox |Crypt Keeper|Serious hardware for |6.21 |Crypt Keeper |No | | | |kickin" backsides | | | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |Toolz |YaZoo |Mmmm , it |??? |RoboCop (IRC bawt)|No | | | |was my first script I | | | | | | |ever used | | | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |XDCC |Xabi |Useful for handling DCC|3.2.0 |??? |No | | | |heavy traffic |Final | | | |--------+------------+-----------------------+-------+------------------+---| |XKill |Xtactic/ |Another script from the|1.01 |N.O.G.R. |No | | | xn4rk |crypt | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Key ~~~ N.O.G.R. - Not On General Release ??? - Who knows If you've found a script that doesn't appear here mail the address provided at the end of the zine, with the subject line "ScriptCount". Scriptwriters, have you just created that killer script? If so, mail the address as mentioned before with the subject line "NewScript". -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Simple Karding Phun - Fungus The Bogeyman ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disclaimer: =========== The information here is purely for educassional (learning every now and then - FTB) purposes only. All of the information included in this article is highly illegal if put into practice. The use of the information mentioned here could result in severe penalties, FOR WHICH I CANNOT ACCEPT ANY RESPONSIBILITY, which are doled out by the authorities to the poorer echelons of society. The rich are getting richer every day... While the little that the poor man got it will be taken away... OK thats the ranting out of the way. Remember. SAY OH! TO DRUGS!!! LET US BEGIN ============ As most H/P D00ds already know Karding is a skill in itself which requires (like all aspects of H/P'ing) a lot of knowledge and lady luck. I assume most people think of Karding as obtaining hardware or WaresZ from scrupulous capitalist Mercedes driving types. Well with the sudden growth of the internet in the U.K. the previously mentioned types, have as expected decided to cash in on the poor, needy and greedy. The US type have been Karding accounts etc. for eons, but now you can do it in the safety of your very own Empire (start national anthem(stand up and salute)) NOT! . What U Will Need: ============== 1. Your copy of CreditMaster V2.0 by MPI Development Labs (highly recommended). 2. Your trusty PeeCee. 3. A AytchPee Super HST Turbo Turbo MoDem. 4. A little bottle. (courage). 5. Your: < 'Names and Addresses', I have made up list.> 6. The target site. Now Heres What YOU Do: ====================== Obtain your numbers list. Then thank ALL those H/P d00dz out there who put in so much effort. Now you will need to call up the site. Load up your all time favourite CommsWareZ. Then ask yourself why is it that no commercial companies have ever written a decent comms package. Dial the number which you obtained through your sheer hard work and social engineering skills. Then admit to yourself that all the numbers U ever had were given to you gratis, by friends. Then simply follow the logon prompt. Here is a transcript from my last session: ----- START ----- �� Ŀ�Ŀ ��Ŀ��Ŀ��Ŀ�Ŀ �Ŀ��Ŀ��Ŀ � �Ŀ �� ٳ ��Ŀ �� ٳ � � �� Ŀ �� Ŀ � �� Ŀ� � � �� Ŀ � ��ٳ � � �� Ŀ ��Ŀ �� Ŀ �ٳ �� Ŀ� ��Ŀ� � � �� Ŀ �� Ŀ��Ŀ��Ŀ��Ŀ � � � � � � � �� Welcome to the Pleasure Dome BBS... �� < LIES ABOUT PROTECTING YOUR PERVERTED HABIT FROM PEOPLE... > RemoteAccess 2.02/Professional (250 node) Please enter your pseudonym: Madhacker Scanning user-file ... Your name was not located in the system user file. Name entered: Madhacker. 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THANKS FOR CALLING THE PLEASURE DOME BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEM !!! COME AGAIN SOON... �M�� NO CARRIER As you have seen no purchases of that Lear jet U always wanted or the super HST H/P d00d supraSonic modem, but pure PHUN! 3y3 \/\/||_|_ |33 |34(|<... |=u|\|gu5 +|-|3 |30g3y|\/|4|\| -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= Scratch, Smell, and Lick ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Schmells gut!! yeap yeap, we gotta another phunky selection of smell that ewe desire... Remember we at the wPoS lab of fine smells can generate most odours, so if you'd like to see you favourite smell, send mail with the subject line as "SSL", and the body of the message should say what you would like. Shit man I'm lyke running outta smells I needs more gnU smells you phuq hedz. Instructions ~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1) Select your chosen patch 2) Scratch the square patch 3) Smell the patch (MMmmmm....Yummy) 4) Then if you wish lick the patch (The best part :) ) |~~~~| |~~~~| |~~~~| |____| |____| |____| ______________________ _________________________ ___________________ |That really fine girl | |Warez d00d after spending| |Empty (No Fillings)| |sitting next to you in| |2 Weeks c0uriering -666 | |Taco Shell from | |the computer lab. | |dAy wArez (Phew! Stinky!)| |Taco Bell | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Warning! ~~~~~~~~ It's recommend that you don't try this on a monitor as you get nasty static shocks. Print it on sugar paper c0z it tastes nice. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Who are these guyz? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WHFF, or better known as Will Hack For Food, have been relatively quiet for a while. Since the disbanding of SaTaNzKiDz the war that had been wage between to rival factions has all but ceased to exist. However from the vanishing borders skirmishes we have the Brigadier General of WHFF to comment on the current cease fire between the two group. From now on BooYaa will be known as BY and MindScrew MS. BY: So lyke what is the purpose of this deviant group? MS: Defcon 4 and I were both kicked outa PWA. Thiz sucked. We needed a group name to fill our sigs when we posted on alt.masturbation. We felt naked (in fact i wuz at the time.) To this date I haven't the slightest clue as to what our real purpose iz. BY: When did you know that a the tension between the two groups was going to escalate to a fully blood letting battle? MS: When my reputation on #phreak was threatened by SaTaNzKiDz just bcuz I was a part of WHFF. I didn't even know I had a reputation to begin with. BY: If WHFF had lost, which btw the seems to be unlikely would you have started guerrilla warfare? MS: I think I would have resorted to starting a WHFF Technical Journal with inph0 on hacking toasters and high sk00l networks. Oh, yeah. And t00ph's article on how beige box. BY: Now that SK are currently disbanded what do you intend to do with the power you know have? MS: I have power? wow. BY: Is HappyMeal (Leader of the SK) on your e-mail account hit list? Will he be "uber'd" by yourselves? MS: I wuz gonna send him a ton of fake hate mail from root@cert.org or or operator@att.att.com. Too bad I forgot what port Sendmail wuz on. BY: From unconfirmed sources it seems that you're taking aboard any asshole from the street and recruiting them (aka WarLock the layme info spreada who gets the info wrong)? Is this because you have a low (sperm) head count? MS: That's not true at all! Sure I added Warlock to the member list just bcuz he wanted in, but it's been long since he was removed. And as far as my sperm count goes, that's between me and muh b0zak. werd. BY: What is the future for WHFF? MS: For t00ph, his future is to continue begging for awpz and conf inph0. He's just so good at it. As for the rest of the group, I think we're gonna push our weight around a little. Maybe I'll recruit Solctice. Ya know he's one big mofuqr!@#% BY: Why don't you have a really kewl initiation ceremony? MS: We should, shouldn't we? Maybe we can have inductees pierce their nipples (breasts) and hang potatoes from 'em. Or hold their eyelids open with t00phpicks while we blow a hot hairdrier at them. If you have any suggestions, tell me. I gotta do something to keep out all the lamourZ. BY: Are you an equal opportunities group? MS: If you think that I wouldn't give a nigga, sp1c, bitch, or Jap the same chances as anyone else, yer just a fuqn lymi3! BY: At what rate do you receive -666 dAy wArEz from your warez pup scouts? MS: What kinda question iz that! Both Defcon 4 and I used to be PWA, ya know. WareZ group elite. The couriers would call us up and send us tha 0-d4z3. After being kicked out, we had to find sum1 else - specificly Solctice. He'z fuqn fast! And hiz wareZ r big tew. He'z been sending me a ware called "/dev/zero" for about a week. You ever heard of it? BY: Who provides the drugs, women, and drink at the group meetings? MS: y0 we fuqn straight edge! No drugs, no drinks - nuthin. Don't get me wrong though, we love a great time. Just last week at our monthly meeting, t00ph ordered Dommino's and brought a kewl porno. Then we all stood around the pizza ... BY: Okay lyke, eYe'm lyke done, you wanna say anything d00d? MS: WHFF w1ll n3vah d13! y00 jus7 g0 ah3ad 4nd try. Th1nk y00 c4n g3t us 0ff th4 IRC?!@ B1g fuqn d34l! w3'z g0tz th4 c0ntr0l uv _ALL_ th4 PD b0ardz 1n 4ll th4 w0rld, y00 fuqn w4cky 4zz! -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- A look into the crystal ball ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ w00p, we've eaten ourselves silly with Turkey, drank too much b00ze, and listened to that boring Queen's Speech. Now it's time to look forward to the gnU yEaRz iSh oF wPoS, yes we will have a "ghEt hEaLtHy hAqRz!!" exercise section. We will have Agony Aunt CyntaxEra on the uBeR help line. Like wow it's gonna be so kewl. Look in the official wPoS web page (see next section) for more details on what will appear in next munfs ish. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Mmm, where did I leech this zine again? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ FTP site ~~~~~~~~ etext.archive.umich.edu : /pub/Zines/WPOS Sites provided by friendz of wPoS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ corrupt.sekurity.com : /pub/Zines/wPoS (DeadKitty) fc.net : /fcnet/defcon/wPoS (Provided by Dark Tangent) amon.isisnet.com : /pub/ (Provided by HellRazor) tempest.rhn.orst.edu : /pub/usr/booyaa (Provided by Qwik) !NEWS FLASH! Apparently the linux box has went down. World Wide Warez ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Restricted Access +45 367-030-60 (Denmark) Sysop : Twize NUP: (yeah like I would disclose dat kinda info to you fewl...) -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Where to reach us? (Going Schizophrenic now...) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wanna send letters, hate mail, death threats, even contributions well here's the iNpHo... E-mail :- domingr@sbu.ac.uk mas@zodiac.unl.ac.uk (Managed to screw this up last time) IRC :- BooYaa on channels; #phreak, #hack, #newton, #wPoS Telepathy :- huh huh huh oooh kinky huh huh (wouldn't you like to know) Redirect lawsuits and people's info to your favourite NUL device. ATH0