From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Defective... Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:04:17 Message Number 7801 >Um hmm. Eloquent. I like that. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Really placid Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:04:56 Message Number 7802 >I have met gays who I could tell were gay. So have I. I have also met gays who I could /not/ tell were gay, and I'd be willing to bet anything you name that you couldn't either. This is a point you seem unwilling to concede. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: New fags on... Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:09:28 Message Number 7803 Come come now. The Beatles and the New Kids have plenty in common. They are both groups comprised of carbon-based life froms, they both make their living by recording sounds for sale, they both are idolized by half a billion young children; neither group lived in grass huts, habitually dined upon llama's innards, or was really into spontaneous combustion onstage. ...oh, you meant comparing them /musically/? I agree. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:13:13 Message Number 7804 >...I don't get it... --- >I still don't get it. Jes' bashing conservatives, Son; tryin' to imply that (a) they're not notorious for being the greatest force for reason in the known universe and (b) it's possible that more than a few of 'em may have a vested interest in maintaining some of the seedier aspects of the Way Things Are... =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: OPINIONS Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:15:34 Message Number 7805 >...just have figured out that these people can't be helped. Nope, 'fraid not; looks like we all have terminal cases of open- mindedness...You're absolutely right, though. Hate, intolerance, fear, and prejudice are infinitely preferable to reason, tolerance, understanding, and all that hippie rot. How ever could I have thought different? =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Faith Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:18:18 Message Number 7806 The "What came first?" argument can be applied just as easily to one god as to many; if you're a monotheistic agnostic, then who created your "god" singular? Is it really that much easier to accept a singular entity that has existed 'forever' (whatever that means) than to accept a number of entities that have been around forever? Hmm... I bet Hindu atheists don't believe in a multitude of gods... (grin). =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:31:06 Message Number 7807 Steve Vai is the guitarist who played for David Lee Roth on his first solo albums and (I believe) played with Dio for a brief time. He's characterized most strongly by the ability to use a guitar as a voice synthesizer (no kidding); technically, he's very very good, if (in my opinion) somewhat unimaginitive.He generally seems to be more interested in special effects than in /music/, which is kind of annoying, especially in light of how good he is. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:35:11 Message Number 7808 >That's a liberal for you...never mind if we look like cowards... >etc, etc... Is this whole "kill-em all" gung-ho war thing a sexual thing with conservatives?? I think if you were thnking with the right head you'd realize that that's a patently absurd statement; a liberal President would be just as likely to repond in an agressive fashion to an act of agression as would a conservative. Hey, I'm a liberal, and I'm hardly a living icon of candle-and-sandle "flowers for everyone" philosophy! =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:39:54 Message Number 7809 >This is a vote "no"...don't discuss your B&D experience... You know, I guessed that'd be what you said. The commentary attached to the answer was certainly...uh, certainly /heartfelt/, but was it really necessary??? =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:42:10 Message Number 7810 >...you want the N[K]OTB to present an image for all teens to follow? >Now, that IS perverse! Much as I hate to admit it, I find myself /agreeing/ with you on the subject of perversity...ack! Um...Gun Control! Gun Control! =========== From: TURTLE To: KEN OBER Subject: dog Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:48:14 Message Number 7811 >...watch the Yuppie bashing!!!!!!!! I will have you know, Sir, that Yuppie bashing is the only form of bashing that is actively encouraged by the sysop of this bulletin board...so stick that in your tennis shoes and pump /it/ for a while! Thpth! (c) 1990 Anarchy Now, Inc. The opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect those of the person stating them. =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: some thoughts Date & Time: 08/16/90 22:59:29 Message Number 7813 Hey, if I could kiss Michelle Pfeiffer, I wouldn't mind being condemned to making Montgomery Ward commercials afterward... =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: THRUD Subject: Your daughter Date & Time: 08/16/90 23:57:11 Message Number 7814 I don't think the kid down the street sounds so bad. What kind of music does he listen to? (How old's your daughter anyway? Hehehehe) =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/17/90 00:15:36 Message Number 7815 Steve Vai is an EXTREMELY competent guitarist as well as an interesting performer to watch. His latest album : Passion and Warfare has a number of highly entertaining works on it. Some of which ARE very fresh as far as concept and technical effects are concerned. I think Icefalcon is correct in his belief that Steve Vai is one of the pioneers of the music industry (but not nearly to the degree of Floyd or Rush). You do, however, have to consider the fact that Icefalcon is a guitarist as well and so his opinions tend to pull towards those with a high degree of technical ability (ie Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and Eddie Van Halen). =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: BEATLE Subject: Vai Date & Time: 08/17/90 00:38:59 Message Number 7816 Sputter sputter...Damn you...I just happened to be drinking a galss of water when I read your post. That's like saying The Beatles were just some pop band from the 60's. Grrrrrrr. Do not make generalizations like that unless you know what you're talking about. Since you have stated previously that you are stuck in the 'Pop zone', I will assume that you don't. Steve Vai is a 'Rock' guitarist. That is, he doesn't just play heavy metal, but also rock, neo-classical, and Southern blues. He almost has achieved (I stress the almost) a position rivaling Joe Satriani and Eddie Van Halen (The Ghods of Electric Guitar) with his most recent album. =========== From: BEATLE To: MAX Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/17/90 14:31:32 Message Number 7818 > reference to that in the last regularly-aired episode... I must've missed it. Geez, I wish I could fill in the rest of my Max Headroom collection... Anyway, Miami Vice was on Fridays at 9 AND 10 at different parts of the year. Dallas, as far as I can remember, has always been on at 9 PM. =========== From: BEATLE To: MAX Subject:  Date & Time: 08/17/90 14:34:08 Message Number 7819 > Bush doesn't particularly want to us them... A refreshing point, when you can call other BBSes in the area and the general concensus is "Nuke 'em 'till they GLOW!" I was surprised with how many people WANT that!! =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: some thoughts Date & Time: 08/17/90 14:42:42 Message Number 7820 > I wouldn't mind being condemned to making Montgomery Ward commercials > afterward... I wouldn't mind being condemned to cleaning toilets afterward... but I'm really pathetic about things like that...but I digress... =========== From: BEATLE To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Vai Date & Time: 08/17/90 14:45:09 Message Number 7821 > Steve Vai is a 'Rock' guitarist... Ghee, I hate it when I do something stupid (Which seems toincrease exponentially during the summer).... Anyway, thank you for setting me straight. I seem to be 0 for a few times making judgements based on MTV videos... =========== From: SUNTAN To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: zip/arc Date & Time: 08/17/90 15:58:08 Message Number 7822 thanks for the help offer. my phone no. is 371-1469. I'm usually not in during the day but I have an ans. machine. The best time to call is 7-7:30 am or 6p-8p. THANKS AGAIN!!! Dave G. =========== From: KEN OBER To: TURTLE Subject: dog Date & Time: 08/17/90 18:41:24 Message Number 7825 > so stick that in your tennis shoes and pump /it/ for a while! Hey, I don't /do/ the tennis shoe thang ... I have the Cross-Training CXT pumps, so Thpth! :) =========== From: KEN OBER To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/17/90 18:42:55 Message Number 7826 Oh, now I remember this Steve Vai guy .. He's the one that has that video with that kid in school, isn't he!? I like that video for exactly ONE reason -- There is a scene in there where he looks like he wants to be the Wizard of Time and Speed .... But that's just me.... =========== From: KEN OBER To: ALL Subject: What I hate Date & Time: 08/17/90 18:46:12 Message Number 7827 You know what I hate? When I spend the time Z-Batch downloading two files that are 700+K and will take over an hour to D/L in the first place, but there has to be alot of line noise that evening, and it ends up having 200+ errors on the download, and it takes a COUPLE HOURS to /finally/ download ... And when you un-warp the disk, it turns into a 788K Lharc file that is just too big to decompress onto anything but a hard drive! I hate when that happens ... Espically when you don't have a hard drive .... Oh well .... I guess I'll have to drag it to Rocky's .... - Ken Ober =========== From: BEATLE To: ALL Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/17/90 23:27:19 Message Number 7828 My search for the most inane lyrics on earth has ended. While putting up with my sisters dose of rap for the day, they played a video by Bell Biv DeVoe (and these guys are managed by the same yutz who created the Nuke Kids) called "Do Me". The chorus goes: You can do me in the morning/You can do me in the night= Grr... when things like that make it to Number one on at least one chart, I begin to worry. Why can't a song like the one that is anti- gang violence be a hit?? =========== From: TURTLE To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/18/90 01:56:25 Message Number 7831 ...and presumably to guitarists of great technical ability and real innovation and imagination; like, say, Yngwie Malmsteen... =========== From: TURTLE To: KEN OBER Subject: cat Date & Time: 08/18/90 01:58:38 Message Number 7832 >I have the Cross-Training CXT pumps, so there! You have hundred-dollar tennis shoes with a silly name and an equally silly pump, so Thpth! =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:00:17 Message Number 7833 >You can do me in the morning/You can do me in the night... That's FAR from the most inane rap lyrics I've ever heard. Who could forget, for example, "Boom I've got your girlfriend, uh uh I've got your girlfriend"? There's also the infamous "Oh so horny oh oh so horny oh so horny yeah yeah yeah" from 2 Live Crew, and moving out of rap, "I'm so hungry for your sex, yeah, I'm so hungry for your sex" (Lita Ford), "She loves you yeah yeah yeah, she loves you yeah yeah yeah" (you know who), "Slide it in, straight to the top, slide it in, slide it in, slide it in" (Whitesnake, who can actually produce remark- ably good music when they're not doing this sort of dribble), and last but by no means least, "You ain't nothing but a hound dog, rock and roll time, you ain't nothing but a hound dog, rock and roll time," which has a special shrine in the hallowed halls of inane drivel. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: KEN OBER Subject: New fags on... Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:24:05 Message Number 7834 K>And not to mention the fact that one of the NFOTB is a fag.... No shit!? Figures. Who do you think is their choreagrapher (SP!). =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BIG LEW Subject: OPINIONS Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:28:42 Message Number 7835 TS>Are you pouting? Hmmm. I may be. (Wups! I meant to quote you, not myself!) BL>You are one of the reasons I sign onto this board. Oh, puh-leeesze. You flatter me. You like to hear some bigot bash gays? You say may be; I say I am. I won't debate it. BTW - If I have offended you, I am sorry...it was not my intention... sometimes I say careless things and if I said something to you, please! tell me. I'll explain what I meant in detail. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BIG LEW Subject: Truth Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:34:25 Message Number 7836 BL>Ahhhhhh, but you might - someday. See, I might be praying for you, BL>too. But...I don't in the same breath as for my sis - Yes, I might HAVE to...it may be inevitable. If you pray for me, then you may do so however you like (same breath or whatever). I appreciate the effort (if not the motive/intent) - beggars can't be choosy! May I say that you can't ignore what is happening between you & your sister...I hate to harp on it, but I can't help but feel for you. I el believe that Max & the rest had good ideas about supporting your sister now more than ever. You don't have to approve of what she does...just make sure that she knows that nothing has changed - you are still her brother. Y'know? Well, I'm afraid my advice sucks when it comes to matters of the heart...just not too good there. Good luck! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BEATLE Subject: some thoughts Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:44:09 Message Number 7837 B>The...guy who does the Montgomery Ward ads... Has absolutely *nothing* on Michelle Phiffer. She is one leggy lady. !smack, smak! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject:  Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:49:38 Message Number 7838 Ok, you want to know this: Why would I drop all associations with a person whom I found out was gay even if he was a friend? Look. This is not a matter for logic. I simply don't like them, because of what they do. If one of my friends turned out to be gay, well, I don't make very close ties to people...it would be easy to drop them. Anybody. And this: Why would homosexuality instantly negate anything else good about that person? It wouldn't. It's just that anything "good" about that person wouldn't matter as much as that particular thing "bad" about them. It would outweigh all "good" things. (Which would all be tainted with "bad" anyway.) BTW - I am not dropping this thread because I have come to a logic dead end...I am simply dropping it because no one wants to hear it! Besides, everything I say falls on (mostly) deaf ears. I don't need to defend my position, anyway. It's my opinion. If you don't like, it, *too* *bad*. (And the same for me of yours.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject: Furrys Date & Time: 08/18/90 02:57:51 Message Number 7839 M>My argument would be that Reli isn't a beast any more than an elf M>in a Dungeons & Dragons world would be; Hmm. What table do you suppose that elfs would be from? I mean on the species\genus\phylum\kindom whathaveyou...would they still be simian or sapien? I don't think that cats would be. They still fall into /my/ beast category. But, you never answered my original question, Max. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: YNGLING Subject: Heinlein Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:03:59 Message Number 7840 Well, I'm not a fanatic (unless you count having read EVERY ONE of his stories fanatic) so I guess I could probably pass by on that borrow issue...I /do/ appreciate the offer, though. Probably BM will get them eventually...maybe when she shows up you can show her your pearly whites and insult her at the same time... (You know what I mean?) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:09:44 Message Number 7841 T>Jes' bashing conservatives, Son; Hmmm...does this mean that you prejudice against conservatives? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: OPINIONS Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:11:28 Message Number 7842 Predictable. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Faith Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:12:49 Message Number 7843 True. Like I said, howver, it's just easeir to believe. T>I bet Hindu atheists don't believe in a multitude of gods... I don't understand, and even if I did, then I might reply, I'm agnostic. Not athiest. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Steve Vai Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:14:54 Message Number 7844 Thank you...that told me more than the other reply I got... "He's a Heavy Metal guitarist." Thanks to him, too. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:17:16 Message Number 7845 T> the commentary was /heartfelt/, but was it T>really necessary??? Oh, yes, you bet your ass. (No pun intended.) It was very, very necessary indeed. (Kept me from going out and killing innocent bystanders.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:21:02 Message Number 7846 I can't believe you! You praise RUSH but then fail to mention the greatest bass of all time in the same breath as Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, and Eddie Van Halen! You FORGOT GEDDE LEE! Gheeze! (tm) Whatsamatta whichoo! (S*it! I think I spelled his name wrong! Oh, well, too much effort to edit) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BEATLE Subject:  Date & Time: 08/18/90 03:25:14 Message Number 7847 Nuke 'em 'till they GLOW. =========== From: KEN OBER To: ALL Subject: On the road... Date & Time: 08/18/90 06:57:28 Message Number 7848 New Kids On The Block fans are taking to the road! After a concert the band's tour bus was flocked by their fan's vehicles on their way to Knoxville, TN ... Naturally, they used their CB to call Truck Drivers to the rescue by surrounding the bus and making a convoy.... =========== From: KEN OBER To: TURTLE Subject: cat Date & Time: 08/18/90 07:00:32 Message Number 7849 > You have hundred-dollar... Actually $109 > tennis shoes with a silly pump.. No, I have the CXT's ... the CRT's are the ones for Tennis > ... silly name ... Hey, they're better than Nike Air Jordan's ......... =========== From: THRUD To: TURTLE Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/18/90 09:07:17 Message Number 7851 And it's people like Jesse Jackson and Alan Cranston that make ME glad that you're a pinko liberal too...... =========== From: THRUD To: TURTLE Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/18/90 09:08:53 Message Number 7852 damn, I hate defending those musicaly inept pukes but..... Little girls will be infatuated with media stars. Allways have been, always will. The people I mentioned previously, Sinatra, Elvis, McCartney, Travolta etc, were far from lilly white morally, but that just made them more apppealing to little girls looking for a fantasy outlet, preferably one that aggravated their parents. The Beatles sold tons of buttons and posters 25 years ago, which probalbly irritated the generation preceding us to no end. Todays marketing techniques are slicker, and our kids have a few more dollars in their pockets, so it seems more extreme, but it's just evolution of the science of huckstering. Official Disclaimer: The views presented here are presented in a devils advocacy and open-minded manner. Any impression that I like the NKOB or think their music has any value whatsoever shall be considered proof that you are functionally illiterate. =========== From: THRUD To: TURTLE Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/18/90 09:18:36 Message Number 7853 I don't pretend that I can slow down my daughters 'social interaction', I just said I preferred older and simpler times. She will and has already started 'interaction' at a rate that is frightening - have you looked at any 13 year old boys lately. I'm just trying to convince her (without success) that all boys are scum. I know, I used to be a boy, and I wouldn't want her to go out with anybody like me. =========== From: THRUD To: ZOT GNOP Subject: Your daughter Date & Time: 08/18/90 09:24:49 Message Number 7854 I'm sorry, but the offspring of Frost Giants and dwarfs are physiologicaly imcompatable. =========== From: THRUD To: MAX Subject: moritorium Date & Time: 08/18/90 09:33:02 Message Number 7855 You've raised some valid points about where some members of CRS are really coming from, but the greed of the few is not a reason to ruin the lives of the many. Yes, we're over developed. Yes, we have real problems with public services and utilities. Yes, we've got boneheads on the county commision. But slamming the brakes on the local economy is not going to help anything. Two of our commissioners came from the ranks of SOB, and found out that solving the problems from within wasn't all that easy either. I don't know if Eide can do any better, but he seems to have thought these thing through a bit more thoroughly, and is concerned from a citizens viewpoint, not a special interest. There's no denying his intellectual standing. One item that isn't addressed much is that we need to eliminate our dependancy on the tourism/construction industry. Aside from some limited agriculture, we don't have any other industry. Perhaps we could encourage a little bit of clean industry like Manatee and Lee counties do, so we could spread our economic base around. My biggest problem with the moritorium is that I don't see how putting me out of a job is going to help. The big guys can just sit back, and either retire or invest elsewhere. Right now I work 48+ every week, pay lots of taxes, spend all my money locally, and contribute time to my daughters school. A moritorium would mean that I would be either moveing, commuting mega-miles to work, or becoming a burden on society. I don't suppose anybody would like to support my family for a while so that I can go to school faster than 3-6 hours at a time? =========== From: MIKE GREENAWALD To: ... Subject: thanks Date & Time: 08/18/90 10:17:55 Message Number 7856 Thanks for the invitation to D and D's party at Holme.s Beach on Friday I enjoyed myself. I am sorry that I got there late. I was really impressed by what I saw and heard. There was no bitchen (slang for you know what). There were about 40 people present. They discussed legislation and social reform, the use of condoms, religious affairs, Aids, college opening, food (really good food), business ethics, etc. Afterwards I went to the local bar down the road. I was approached twice The bird who sat next to me had a slug out over a flake who walked out. GHenerally I had a miserable time discussing gams and mamery glands on every gal that passed. This was an evening with a cop and P. O. who I swore came from outter space and was in heat. Again thasnks for the invitation to D and D's party. I really enjoyed myself there. After this no more after party bar stops even when the locals invite. =========== From: MIKE GREENAWALD To: ALL Subject: words Date & Time: 08/18/90 10:40:31 Message Number 7857 What is the big thing about tits and gams? I walked into the lounge with a couple of friends and all of a sudden tits and gams are everything. Out side the lounge caseload and tickets were the subject of the day. Is this altered reality or what? =========== From: BIG LEW To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: OPINIONS Date & Time: 08/18/90 11:54:08 Message Number 7858 No offense taken. I said I'm getting my sense of humor back, right?!! =========== From: CRYSTAL To: TURTLE Subject: some thoughts Date & Time: 08/18/90 16:28:39 Message Number 7860 >Hey, if I could kiss Michelle Pfeiffer, I wouldn't mind being >condemned to making Montgomry Ward commercials afterward... Some Turtles are so easy. I must say, sometimes you are a sad case. * CRYSTAL * =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/18/90 21:15:41 Message Number 7861 Yes, you now havecollecting inane lyrics down to a science. But, there is one thing you should keep in mind about songs like "She Loves You" and "Hound Dog". Back in the 1950's and early 60's, most hit songs were inane drivel. Actually, most stuff up through the mid-sixties wasn't terribly intelligent. There, of course were some exceptions. Anyway, besides "She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah",I think Lennon and  McCartney wrote better songs (for that time) such as "I'll Be On My Way" (which was never recorded by the Beatles... but I digress)... =========== From: BEATLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/18/90 21:22:30 Message Number 7862 > Gheeze! (tm) Have you decided to trademark that now? You know, the same thing, sans the "ze" has been around for a little while... =========== From: BEATLE To: KEN OBER Subject: cat Date & Time: 08/18/90 21:24:42 Message Number 7863 > the CRT's are the ones for Tennis No, CRT's are the archai form of "computer monitors".... =========== From: BEATLE To: THRUD Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/18/90 21:26:17 Message Number 7864 You know, one thing about the Beatles' morality was, it didn't get out until the initial mania had died. As far as the kids were concerned, they were wholesome boys... Ah, well. I always overlooked their faults. On the other hand, Ken Ober continuously calls ex-Beatles "druggies". I proceded to call his brother a druggie on the same grounds. Needless to say, he did not give up his claim, and he forced me to drop mine... Grrr..... =========== From: BEATLE To: THRUD Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/18/90 21:29:50 Message Number 7865 > all boys are sucm... Alright. I guess you could say that. I seem to annoyingly have no common sense (according to some) and I'm a babbling idiot (according to others, who seem to babble more)... but I'm polite to females. I don't have the intentions that come with the word "scum". I'm just too shy and inexperienced. The point is: I don't want to be scum. I'm not scum. =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: VH-1 Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:16:31 Message Number 7868 Heeheheheh...what a trip...I'm in a REAL BITCH mood, so now isn't a good time to ask any questions...I'll answer nicely later on.... Lady] =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: KEN OBER Subject: VH-1 Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:18:59 Message Number 7869 NAaaaahh....(because, actually, I had a dirty mind long before I ever knew Turtle!) :> A Dirty Minded Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: ICEFALCON Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:20:21 Message Number 7870 I like your style....one problem though....I really love the Floyd, too. The Lady In Black] =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: YNGLING Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:22:10 Message Number 7871 :>...(maybe I should fax it, then? no? :> ) Lacey =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: RUFUS Subject: Ziggy Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:25:39 Message Number 7872 'Course it is! Lacey =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: RUFUS Subject: Ziggy Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:26:54 Message Number 7873 SHoot...... Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: SNAKEBYTE Subject: Really placid Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:27:32 Message Number 7874 Hi.... (there, are you happy, now? ) :) The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:30:19 Message Number 7875 .....Fuck thou. .....The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: KEN OBER Subject: VH-1 Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:31:45 Message Number 7876 Now wait just one minute....even though it's true, where do you get off rubbing it in? HUH? ;> Lacey =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:40:38 Message Number 7877 I don't mean to be rude, but is there anything that you DON'T have an opinion on? Black Magic =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:41:40 Message Number 7878 YOU REALLY ARE A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE. This I DO mean, intentionally. =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: YNGLING Subject: Heinlein Date & Time: 08/18/90 23:48:42 Message Number 7879 :) I don't think the Specialist takes to kindly to anything I have to say...not that much of what I say means anything lately, anyway.... =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Furrys Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:01:27 Message Number 7881 A sapient cat is no more a beast than a human is a chimpanzee... the fact that both beings evolved from lesse ancestors would not negate the fact that they are *sapient*, and therefore able to reach mutual decisions about matters like sexual intercourse, which a human and a beast /by definition/ cannot. ...yeah, I'd sleep with Reli... =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:05:50 Message Number 7882 >Hmmm...does this mean that you prejudice against conservatives? I'm prejudiced against idiocy. In my experience, there are more morons who call themselves conservatives than morons who consider themselves liberals; witness Pat Robertson, Jesse Helms, Jerry Falwell, etc. (Actually, idiocy isn't really the right word; let's call it instead "posessing of a great deal of hypocricy and self-serving self-righteous- ness.) This does not imply that there aren't liberals with the same problems (Jesse Jackson, for instance); nor does it imply that all conservatives fit that bill. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Faith Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:09:25 Message Number 7883 Okay, that was poorly phrased, so let me try again. The gods in which Hindu atheists don't believe are likely to be a plurality, and (if you will) the gods whose existance Hindu agnostics aren't sure about are also probably a multitude. The point I was trying to make is that someone raised in a particular religious setting is very likely to map /all/ his views onto the framework of that religion, even if he doesn't believe in the religion itself. An agnostic in a Christian culture will be uncertain about the existance of god; an agnostic raised in a Hindu culture will be uncertain about the existance of the gods. Both will probably not be aware of their bias, or, if they are, will simply feel that the bias is the interpretation which in some way makes more sense or seems more likely. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:14:01 Message Number 7884 >(Kept me from going out and killing innocent bystanders.) So? You've never played the ever-popular game of Innocent Bystander before? It's fun... =========== From: TURTLE To: KEN OBER Subject: cat Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:18:17 Message Number 7885 You have hundred-dollar tennis shoes with a silly name and a silly marketing strategy aimed at making people believe they can't be worn while playing tennis...ya need another type of silly hundred-dollar tennis shoes for that. And yes, the little air pump thing is still /silly/. Me, I like the Asics Gel commercials that slam inflatable shoes...the Asics are equally absurd as a form of footwear, but their ads are more entertaining. ...stamp out ridiculous footwear!!! =========== From: TURTLE To: THRUD Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:21:38 Message Number 7886 Jesse Jackson and Alan Cranston? Hey, let's not get nasty here! You insist on hanging those losers around my neck and I'm gonna start attacking you with the members of the Religious Right...with people like Jim and Tammy Bakker, Oral Roberts, and Pat Robertson on your side, I'm glad it's you and not me who's stuck on that side of the fence, ya know? =========== From: TURTLE To: THRUD Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:26:33 Message Number 7887 Yes, of course young girls are going to be enthralled with whatever media idol gets thrust into their eager and shining little faces, be it Elvis or the New Kids. That's kind of inevidable. I wonder, though, at the wisdom of /preferring/ that one's young pride and joy be infatuated with some abstract quantity like a pop idol than a real (and accessible) person, from whom said young child can learn more than the effectiveness of media marketing. Social skills are good things to have, after all, and ain't nobody what's gonna pick 'em up from the likes of the New Kids... =========== From: TURTLE To: MIKE GREENAWALD Subject: words Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:32:00 Message Number 7888 >What is the big thing about tits and gams? Beats me. At a guess: they're the favorite topic of conversation for those who are (a) sexually frustrated and incapable of any sort of subtlety, grace, or any other useful skill that may help them solve this problem; (b) /not/ sexually frustrated but not terribly secure in their own (i) sexuality or (ii) masculinity and therefore who need to impress those around them at all times; (c) simply unused to the novel concept of treating women as sapient beings. =========== From: TURTLE To: CRYSTAL Subject: some thoughts Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:35:14 Message Number 7889 >Some Turtles are so easy. Hey, I ain't easy, but I'm worth the effort! (smirk) =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:36:00 Message Number 7890 >Back in the 1950's and early 60's, most hit songs were inane drivel. And now, in the '90's, most hit songs are--guess what?--inane drivel. >...I think Lennon and McCartney wrote better songs... Yes, I did not mean to imply otherwise. Even groups (or individuals) who are capable of producing remarkable music can pull the occasional boner. Whitesnake is a good example of this sort of thing: almost all ther songs are either exceptionally good or utterly insipid, with very little in-between. Same with Heart; the people who recorded "These Dreams" were also responsible for "Magic Man," which is truly a monument to its own insipidness. =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:39:39 Message Number 7891 The Beatle's morality, or lack thereof, is TOTALLY IRRELEVANT to the quality of their music, which is something I hope Ken is bright enough to figure out. Music is either good or bad on its own merits, which have nothing whatever to do with the behavior of the people who write that music. Besides, what's he got against druggies?? Some of my best friends are some of the most colossal stoners who ever did walk the face of this here earth! =========== From: TURTLE To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: VH-0 Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:43:20 Message Number 7892 >I'm in a REAL BITCH mood, so now isn't a good time to ask any >questions? Izzat so? Why? And what happens if I /do/ ask questions? =========== From: TURTLE To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:45:19 Message Number 7893 >.....Fuck thou. Don't tease, dearest. =========== From: TURTLE To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/19/90 00:50:09 Message Number 7895 Hey...watch the ad hminems, please! If you feel the need to attack something, it might be preferable to target the statements or ideas you disagree with rather than the person stating them, hmm? Name-calling does little to enhance your position, and in most cases it doesn't even make clear what it is that you disagree with, or why. =========== From: THRUD To: TURTLE Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/19/90 09:12:53 Message Number 7896 ouch.....no please.....don't hit me with the Religious Right......or was that a right cross.....well, that's better than your left hook. BTW, how're your good friends Jim Wright, Tip O'Neil, ED KOCH (oops, didn't mean to slip that one in below the belt) James Earl Carter, Cyrus Vance, Marion Barry and Barney Frank? =========== From: THRUD To: TURTLE Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/19/90 09:17:40 Message Number 7897 Your right to the degree that the kiddos don't actually meet or interact with the band. However, it leads to more activities with other girls of like interest. I believe that when 4 girls close the door, listen to music, talk and giggle for 12 hours, there is normal social interaction going on. Their 'hobby' or interest in music is just as valid to them as my interests in computers, golf and footballl are to me. I think you've somehow gotten the impression that my daughter is being stifled socially. Nothing could be further from the truth. I couldn't stop her development if I wa, but it is my responsibility to help her stay on the right track - or as close to it as possible. One of the hardest things in the world is to convince a 13 year old that what seems like the most important thing on earth right now won't matter worth a damn next year. =========== From: THRUD To: BEATLE Subject: scum Date & Time: 08/19/90 09:29:42 Message Number 7898 I didn't mean to imply that you personally are scum. However, to the best of my recollection, when I was a teenager I only had one erection - it lasted for seven years. My main channels of thought were girls, how to get my hands on girls, how to get a better look at girls, etc, etc. I'm not saying all boyare like this, just all the ones I grew up with. While this is perfectly normal, so is the paternal instinct to hold the teenage hormone monsters at bay. Parenting is one of those things that you don't understand until you try it, and then you REALLY don't understand. =========== From: YNGLING To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/19/90 10:00:36 Message Number 7899 Dearest, Forget the FAX...would you consider FedEx'ing it? ;> The Yngling =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/19/90 12:54:44 Message Number 7901 > Yes, I did not mean to imply otherwise... Yeah, I know. I just was referring to the fact that at the same time that Lennon/McCartney wrote "She Loves You" "Love Me Do" and "I Want to Hold Your Hand", they did write something that was real nice, yet they gave it away to another group. > today...inane drivel... Yes, but back in the 50's and 60's, weren't there fewer alternatives to inane drivel?? =========== From: BEATLE To: THRUD Subject: scum Date & Time: 08/19/90 12:59:57 Message Number 7902 > I only had one erction - it lasted for seven years... Gheee... That must've been tough. (I mean that in a humourous, not insulting way... I get the point too...) =========== From: MAX To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/19/90 16:57:05 Message Number 7903 That's "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog/cryin' all the time," you tuneless twit. Elvis' songs were generallwritten before the time of complete incoherency in rock music. They were usually bad for other reasons (repeating the above line three times and ending with "You ain't nothin' but a hound dog and you ain't no friend of mine" hardly qualifies as Don Henley, or even Bruce Springsteen on an off day), but what little thought went into them was generally expressed in complete sentences. =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: New fags on... Date & Time: 08/19/90 17:00:32 Message Number 7904 The New Kids' choreographer is Paula Abdul. While I generally avoid reading much about them, I haven't seen anything to back up Ken's assertion that one of them is homosexual -- in fact, I haven't seen much to indicate they're bisexual, heterosexual or any kind of sexual at all, although one of them has a girlfriend. Did it occur to you that Ken is probably yanking your admittedly large chain on the subject of homosexuality? He's just more subtle about it than AJ is (if that message about hard bodies wasn't written with the intention of setting you off, I don't know what was). =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject:  Date & Time: 08/19/90 17:06:21 Message Number 7905 If you've never made a tie close enough that breaking it would hurt, it sounds like you lead a fairly lonely life. Just an observation. I simply think there are some assumptions you're working on that you refuse to question. It's more comfortable NOT to question those assumptions, especially seeing as you've had them for all your life. But assertions like "homosexuality is so bad it would outweigh all good things, which would all be tainted with 'bad' anyway" are disturbing to me on a different level than "The Specialist doesn't agree with me and I think he's wrong." Honestly, I don't see how I /could/ think less of someone's art, his writing, his music, his conversation and company -- and his friendship -- if I found out that he was bisexual or homosexual. What does the one have to do with the rest? Assuming he's not making a pass at me (which has never happened), why should I be bothered? I have never understood how it's possible to hate another human being who hasn't done something to you, or to people you care about, unless you're talking about a mass murderer. Most people I know who hate a group based on a prejudice dehumanize them in some way, because it makes it easier. They're niggers, or kikes, ...or fags. But not human beings who have a different skin color, religion, or sexuality from the haters'. This is one of the most dangerous attitudes a person can have. I *have* seen your side; I was there about seven years ago, until I thought through what I just said, and met a few "fags" who were too human to be monsters. So when you say 'why can't you see my point,' I have. I just came to the conclusion that it's extremely unfair and potentially destructive, and -- to me -- felt as immoral as I perceive groups like the White Aryan Resistance to be. So why aren't you willing to consider my point? Have you had some bad experience with one gay you're abstracting to others? Or do you prefer hating them because it's the easiest thing to do? =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Furrys Date & Time: 08/19/90 17:22:58 Message Number 7906 Elves are fantasy creatures, so I have no idea what they'd be like genetically. Reli would have as much in common with your pet Persian Fluffy as you do with Koko the gorilla; logically, if she's a beast, then so are humans, because they're both equally removed from their ancestors. (Of course, it's been argued by others that humans are beasts anyway, so who knows.) If you mean I didn't answer your original question as to whether or not I could have sex with Reli -- yes, I did: on the Armadillo Connection's "Mythagoras" base. I answered it in some detail, in fact. The short form is that yes, I most certainly could. Whether or not I would is a different question entirely, however, and one that I could not honestly answer. =========== From: MAX To: THRUD Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/19/90 17:36:42 Message Number 7907 Given a choice between Jimmy Carter and Jerry Falwell, I'd choose Carter any day. Of course, I /like/ Carter. I'm glad he's not president anymore, mind you, but I like him. I have to wonder if, thirty years from now, when history books look back at the late 20th century, Carter will be considered a better president than Reagan. Carter lost the election mostly due to the stupidly-conceived hostage rescue mission (although to be fair, the idea of sending in a commando squad sounds closer to a Clint Eastwood movie than the lily-livered "send flowers, not guns" approach most liberals are accused of); now that the heat of the moment has died down, his popularity is rising again. True, his adminstration can be summed up by "In the White House during the years 1976-1980, nothing happened," but 30 years from now, the Reagan administration will be remembered mostly for increasing the deficit by an order of magnitude, and--something that hasn't really sunk in yet ANYWHERE, liberals or otherwise--having the most corrupt staff in the nation's history. "But gosh, he shore looked good on telly-vision." =========== From: KEN OBER To: TURTLE Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/20/90 01:03:49 Message Number 7911 Yes, but did your friends sing music that obviously glamorized drugs, and had it played on the radio all over the country? (Damn, and I'll be out of town for a week .. Grrr .. Can't see responses to this message ... oh well ..._ =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: VH-0 Date & Time: 08/20/90 11:21:48 Message Number 7915 Hehehe...you tested me! HMPH! :> I'm in a better mood now, so I can't really answer that question properly. The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/20/90 11:22:41 Message Number 7916 THPH! Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/20/90 11:23:15 Message Number 7917 Tough shit...I'm pissed off, not at an action, but at a person. I don't plan on NOT letting that person know...get the picture... Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: YNGLING Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/20/90 11:25:14 Message Number 7918 :) Lacey =========== From: SNAKEBYTE To: AJ-- Subject: Association Date & Time: 08/20/90 12:22:44 Message Number 7920 >I live in the same society and have to deal with them. How do YOU "deal" with them??? Just curious..... >Sysop of ALTnet BBS What's the number???? Probably listed around, I just don't look where I'm supposed to. Don't read instructions often either.... =========== From: SNAKEBYTE To: TURTLE Subject: Association Date & Time: 08/20/90 12:25:15 Message Number 7921 Get some sleep now, I think this topic is as well.......ooops, its only 12noon, rough night. I *HATE* anything that has to do with abuse or mis-treatment of children. Saw a special on the news the other night about some country that has thousands of abandoned children with AIDS and they are just penned up in cribs in hospital rooms and ignored until they die. These kids were only 1 or 2 years old. This guy was trying to make them feel a little loved before they pass away and just looking at these kids tore me up inside. I even slept with mine that night, felt good to be with 'em. Man can be a really heartless bastard at times....... =========== From: SNAKEBYTE To: TURTLE Subject: Moral/Popular Date & Time: 08/20/90 12:32:19 Message Number 7922 I guess in the long run (or the short run) unless you're yelling "WRONG" and I'm yelling "RIGHT" then we're both one the same side... ...that is the OUTSIDE looking in observing the topic and talking about it rather omnipotently. I like that. Too many people discuss a topic and think they're out to prove the opponent WRONG and feel hurt unless they sway them into "their" beliefs.....too bad. All I need to know is my opinion is right for me. If I learn otherwise, I'll change my opinion . =========== From: SNAKEBYTE To: TURTLE Subject: Animalism? Date & Time: 08/20/90 12:37:30 Message Number 7923 I guess the chances of UN-pithing a frog are pretty slim. I used to deal with Carolina Biological Supply who is one of the countries biggest suppliers of disecting specimens. The stuff they dealt with was unreal. They would be sending out truck loads of fetal pigs, squid, rabbits, frogs, fish...etc,etc,etc. I wonder how many people you could feed with that much stuff if it weren't being butchered by high school kids??? Just how much education do you think that contributes too? What are the chances of numbing a childs fear of carving up an animal by MAKING him/her do it in school??? "Bobby, where's Spot??? He hasn't eaten his supper...." =========== From: SNAKEBYTE To: JONBOY Subject: Moral/Popular Date & Time: 08/20/90 12:42:59 Message Number 7924 >normal "bloodthirsty".....repulsive Know exactly what you mean!!! We did a project in high school of making a movie that was a take off of the Grapes of Wrath. Had some film left over so we shot about twenty minutes in the biology lab with kids dancing their half-disected rabbits around on the table...guts hangin' out and stuff. Put it in as an intermission show, kids loved it, teachers hated it. Kind of sick, but hell, that's life...er, death. =========== From: JONBOY To: ICEFALCON Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/20/90 17:59:49 Message Number 7925 AhemWhile I adre Steve Vai (fellow string banger and what all) I would hesitate to put him in the same league as Pink Floyd simply because they advance music on many fronts while he still masters and pushes the guitar to the limits. Depeche Mode is very original but suffer from the desire to cater to the dance crowd. =========== From: JONBOY To: BIG LEW Subject: Truth Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:02:33 Message Number 7926 BL>tI believe it is the true Christian's obligation to convert non-belie Sorry Lew, it is your job simply to spread the Word. In no where does it state that you are capable of "converting" anyone. It is very plain that you are simply to present the facts and let God do the rest. It is also stated that a person is convicted of the Holy Spirit. I guess what I'm trying to say in a nutshell is that you are a messenger nothing more nothing less. That's why the Lord told the 70 he sent out to state the Word and if they were not accepted, to leave shaking the dust from their sandals to show that they were rejected in turn. =========== From: JONBOY To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Association Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:07:59 Message Number 7927 'Tis true, I personally have found that the real weirdos that are heavy into S&M have this really peculiar idea that if they persist you will somehow "learn" to like it. I liken it to the old male fallacy that "every woman wants ""IT"" and secretly enjoy rape. That earns my * Unmitigated Bullshit * (tm) stamp every time. Really makes you wonder if there is a relationship between the two .... I *do* enjoy feathers tho... :) JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:11:46 Message Number 7928 * Sighhhh * And I had such enjoyable visions of a suddenly liberated gal giving an impromptu burlesque to an awed, amazed and appreciative audience of lust crazed adolescents! Why ain't reality any *fun*??? =========== From: JONBOY To: RUFUS Subject: VH-1 Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:20:50 Message Number 7929 R>What look is the wood nymph look? I've seen two or three nice lookin' R>wood nymphs, but what look are /you/ talking about? Gee, I wouldn't want to make you feel left out or anything... Actually - if you've seen and recognized a wood nymph - this is a moot point as you obviously zeroed in on that "wood nymph look". =========== From: JONBOY To: SNAKEBYTE Subject: Zappa Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:25:00 Message Number 7930 SB>Hey, don't think Zappa is out there to just make a joke with his SB>music. He jams out Now did /I/ ever give the impression that he is a joke? Fact: Frank Zappa is considered one of the top ten guitar players in the world in a Rolling Stone survey (many years ago - granted). =========== From: JONBOY To: MAX Subject: Defective... Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:36:13 Message Number 7931 MAX>> I have no tolerance for lima beans... I'm sorry Max - that's really perverse! I mean, baby Limas soaked in a butter sauce - Mmmmmm Mmmmmmm! Served up with pork chops and mashed taters..... Hot damn! Not to throw too much gas on the fire but of all the lesbians I've known - most have been the butch variety. Of the males - it's about even up. I think that it is a mistake to attack the stereotypes because even in the gay community they are used to describe the "type" of person they are between themselves. A curious thought that maybe AJ can answer for me: Could it be that this is used as "internal" type talk and that it is OK for an "insider" to use the terms but they are hated when used by "others". I know for example that while the term "nigger" is universally despised when used by a non-negro, negros use the term as a personal derogatory bereft (sp?) of connotations. =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Bias in bias Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:48:55 Message Number 7932 TS>I could continue to argue ... I am not going to argue with you I understand my friend. You feel that you have a valid opinion and indeed, whether I or anyone else disagrees with it, it /is/ your belief and you are entitled to it. I would merely ask that you never use your bias in an overt act of hostility. We are all people and no one deserves to be slammed over what and who they are. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: coprocessors Date & Time: 08/20/90 18:53:58 Message Number 7933 Speaking of OrCAD - I found something that you do /not/ want to repeat. I used the DXF driver to export a printed circuit silkscreen to Corel Draw running under Windows 3.0. I wanted to use it in the docs for this circuit I just built for a company - anyway. My God! On a 386 machine loading from a hard drive it took 35 minutes to digest the damned thing! Then after editing it took another 25 minutes to print it with the printmanager on top priority. Yech ! Barf@ I *hate* MSDOS some days. My only consolation: what other machine can I afford that lets me do these things? =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/20/90 19:00:52 Message Number 7934 TS>Oh, you're so sick! Just...arrgh! Disgusting! Repugnant! AUGH! Well... I guess this is sufficient repudiation of my earlier message. Sighhh... =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/20/90 19:13:23 Message Number 7935 T>He generally seems to be more interested in special effects than in / T>/music/, Ummm Steve Vai is, as you say, damned good. It so happens that he is capable of far more than his "employers" (DLR, WhiteSnake etc) really use. If you would like a good exposure to the types of music that he is capable of listen to the music in a movie :"CrossRoads". He played all the guitar except the inimitable slide guitar of Ry Cooder. He admits that he gained his technical expertise from countless hours of transcribing /other/ peoples music. =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/20/90 19:21:32 Message Number 7936 My favorite from Paul Kantner and Grace Slick from the albumn :Baron von TollBooth and the Chrome Nun". Seven Inches of Pleasure - seven inches going home Somebody must have neasured - All the way down the old bone. (Now we are *really* talking trivia here!) =========== From: TURTLE To: THRUD Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:04:39 Message Number 7937 Ooooooh.....so now ya wanna fight dirty, huh? Well, while I'm giving my regards to my "friends," perhaps you should send my best to Charles H. Keating, Jr, Neil Bush, Richard Milhaus Nixon, Edwin Meese, and particularly to David Duke, okay? =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:17:59 Message Number 7938 >Yes, but back in the 50's and 60's, weren't there fewer alternatives >to inane drivel?? Well, I wasn't around in the 50's and wasn't sapient in the 60's, so it's hard to say. It seems that little in the way of really interesting music has survived the 50's and 60's--but then again, groups like Jethro Tull and Pink Floyd were getting started in the 60's, so perhaps the picture wasn't as dismal as all that. =========== From: TURTLE To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: VH-7 Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:26:25 Message Number 7939 >Hehehe...you tested me! Of course. >HMPH! Thpth. >I'm in a better mood now... ...so you'll be more civil to me next time we converse?? :) (All right, all right, that's unfair, but hey, so am I.) By the way, your cat likes me...can I adopt him?? Please?? =========== From: TURTLE To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:29:41 Message Number 7940 There are ways to tell someone you find his views unacceptable, or childish, or whatever, without simply calling him an asshole. I would definitely prefer that we keep the name-slinging down, or at least make it somewhat more creative, okay? =========== From: TURTLE To: SNAKEBYTE Subject: Association Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:32:07 Message Number 7941 >Saw a special on the news the other night about some country that has >thousands of abandoned children with AIDS... Rumania. The country in question has a really backward medical establishment; in addition to having no sanitary facilities to speak of, they have a tradition that weak or sickly children are injected with small quantities f blood from a healthy adult on the theory that this will strengthen them (much as eating a lion's heart gives a tribal warrior the strength of the lion, etc.) Result: A large number of children with hepatitis, AIDS, and other blood-borne illnesses you normally wouldn't think a child would be exposed to. =========== From: TURTLE To: SNAKEBYTE Subject: Animalism? Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:37:43 Message Number 7942 Carolina Biological Supply is a truly amazing thing, and I mean that in the worst possible way. You have to wonder what, exactly, is being accomplished by taking a bunch of high-school students and turning them loose on a bunch of frogs--if the state of American education as compared to any other country's is any indication, it sure isn't producing more educated people. Hell--a lot of high-school students know so little about biology that they don't even associate sex with reproduction; turning these people loose on helpless amphibians doesn't seem likely to instill a thorough understanding of basic physiology... =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: Defective... Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:47:10 Message Number 7943 >...of all the lesbians I've known - most have been of the "butch" >variety. Really? Lucky you--of all the lesbians (and female bisexuals) I've known *not one* has matched that stereotype. In fact, a significant percentage has been about as far from that stereotype as it's possible to get and still be a mammalian biped... =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: coprocessors Date & Time: 08/20/90 21:50:24 Message Number 7944 >My only consolation: what other machine can I afford that lets me do >these things? Well, lesse. DEC's just dropped the price of their DECstation RISC machines to about $5900 for the whole kit 'n' kaboodle (including 8MB of RAM, ULTRIX license, even the friggin' monitor!), which is a lot less than most 386 machines. Or there's always an Amiga... ...btw, a friend of mine (the one whose Amiga I was babysitting over the summer) wants to put a 68030 processor card in the sucker now...14.977 MIPS for $1700. Pretty cool, neh? =========== From: BEATLE To: KEN OBER Subject: Nuke Kids Date & Time: 08/20/90 22:36:46 Message Number 7945 > did your friends sing music that obviously glamorized drugs, and had > it played on the radio all over the country? Grrrr.... I'd like to rip your head off... Actually, you are quite annoyingly correct on a few topics, but you are obviously uninformed on that particular statement. I asked you to come up with ONE song that glamorized drugs, and you said "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds", and the case for that advocating drug use is about the same as saying Judas Priest's "Better By You...(whatever the song was)" advocates suicide. You could argue that the Beatles music was INFLUENCED by drug use, but that's a whole different ball game... Gee, and I've probably just wasted space in the message base... =========== From: BEATLE To: SNAKEBYTE Subject: Moral/Popular Date & Time: 08/20/90 22:44:09 Message Number 7946 > Kids loved it, teachers hated it. Kind of sick, but...that's life... Yeah. I just don't like people who get so into slasher pics an things like that, that they don't have any qualms at all about cutting up animals. God, I didn't really want to do it, and all through it, it was not the best thing to do in school, but it IS better to learn by doing than looking. Not to mention that NONE of the diagrams we looked at looked ANYTHING like the insides of the animals we dissected... =========== From: TURTLE To: -*ALL*- Subject: Nightmare Date & Time: 08/21/90 00:55:08 Message Number 7947 Speaking of New Kids on the Block, which some of us have been, and bad music in general, I had a nightmare I'd like to share with y'all that's kind of germane to the subject. See, I dreamed I was dragged by a friend to a concert by a man I'd never heard of before; the gentleman walked onstage and opened his show with the crowd-pleasing statement "I may be a Christian and a country singer, but I know how to rap!" AAAAAAIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! =========== From: XTEVE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: hardcards/orcad Date & Time: 08/21/90 12:07:58 Message Number 7949 Hello, I should have the orcad drivers today or tomorrow, give me a call on voice line, ok? I don't have your phone number so if you could leave it on my answering machine that would be cool. my # is 351-7726. By the way, I called Plus tech support and they said they'd send me a free replacement for my hardcard! Pretty amazing considering I'm not even the original owner. It's probably a refurbished model or something by it's guaranteed for another two years, so i'm not complaining. They definitely know how to keep their customers. (I was pretty perturbed to begin with when I found out that their tech support line was a "900" number. No sexy babes answered either... Yeah, i think I did tell Charles that you sent me. AutoCad 10 worked great on my machine for a good two minutes with the co processor (then my hardcard stuck). I won't need an epson either since I now can use the IBM Graphics driver . well, see ya! -Xteve =========== From: YNGLING To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/21/90 15:09:07 Message Number 7953 Dearest Lady, How come it takes you so long to get around to reading your private mail? The Yngling =========== From: MAX To: JONBOY Subject: Defective... Date & Time: 08/21/90 15:51:03 Message Number 7954 The stereotype of the butch or queen is worth attacking for the same reason that any other stereotype is. Yes, there are some who conform to it, or it wouldn't have become a stereotype; but when people take the stereotype as fact, they can dismiss /everyone/ of that sexual orientation -- or color, religion, sex, etc. -- based on it. Look at some of the conversation back on this board: because the stereotype of the lisping Liberace lover has been presented as fact, too many people are quite willing to assume that ALL homosexuals and bisexuals are that way. Take 95YNF's "Dykes on Bikes" (please). It's funny on some occasions... but it's funny because of that stereotype. It doesn't exactly encourage thinking of lesbians as people... and that's the danger I see in any stereotype: it dehumanizes the target. Hell, even people who DO conform to a few aspects of a given stereotype are often worth knowing if you get past that stereotype. If the stereotype wasn't encouraged or taken seriously in the first place, it won't be there to "get past"... and it probably won't be missed. =========== From: MAX To: JONBOY Subject: coprocessors Date & Time: 08/21/90 15:58:19 Message Number 7955 There is an OrCAD-type product in beta test for the Amiga right now. The expected release price is around $400 or so. AmigaDOS 2.0 is better than Windows 3.0 anyway... not that saying that is saying a whole lot, I suppose. Turtle tells me that it's actually an extremely usuable GUI, though, and unlike any of the MS-DOS ones I've seen (and the earlier Amiga versions), it will work with /any/ program for the DOS, including ones that don't have icon files associated with them. You can launch programs with the mouse as background tasks, lots of other little gadgets floating around, and it runs about 4x faster than the old versions of AmigaDOS, too. But anyway, there's a printed circuit designer that's supposed to be professional-level coming out for the Amiga shortly. Time will tell.... =========== From: THRUD To: MAX Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/21/90 16:41:09 Message Number 7956 Sure, how could you not like Jimmy Carter. He's a regular guy. He lives his ideals - habitat et al. He honestly wants to do good in the world, and works for fairness and justice. This all makes him a good Christian and a good 'elder statesman.' However, that dosn't, or didn't make him a good leader or president. He was too much of a nice guy, a patsy. While I don't want to get into a chain where I have to defend RWR, the initial reason for the massive deficiet spending of the '80s was to pull us out of the inflation and unemployment of the '70s. Carter's economic policy was um....uh.....let's wait and see. I've usually agreed with the conservative ideas that came with teh Reagan administration, but was never particularly fond of him or his management style. I think he was overwhelmed by the office, and wound up delegating a lot of authority to people who did not serve him or the country well. The main reason he was so popular was that people tend to not look past their driveways where politics are concerned - if your wallet is in good shape, the frig is full and there are two cars in the driveway, then the government (president) must be doing a good job. I think George may be the best pres we've had lately. He's had the widest range of experience across the entire spectrum of govt service of any recent pres, as well as a higher IQ. =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/21/90 20:17:27 Message Number 7957 T>"Magic Man," which is truly a monument to its own insipidness. Ohhhh, but I *love* that acoustic intro! Ann Wilson can play her ass off and is in my book as a top-notch guitarist! I was really shocked to see how dowdy that Nancy is starting to look. I met them once in Wilmington N.C, of all places... A Guitar-playin JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THRUD Subject: scum Date & Time: 08/21/90 20:22:21 Message Number 7958 T>Parenting is one of those things that you don't understand ... Not to mention that studies show that a very significant factor in father-daughter relationships is the hidden sexual aspect. I personally was shocked to find that a lot of fathers (like statistically most) surreptitiously study their daughter's budding sexuality and have tension due to conflicting emotions. The problem (theorize here) is tha that a loving relationship exists and the libidos of both people get stimulated and confused and sometimes mistakenly identified as sexual attraction. Matter of fact I performed a very impromptu survey of females that I knew after I read the article - wow! Most of the girls related stories of their dad "accidentally" walking in on them at baths, peeking down their blouses, pinching their breasts with lewd (albeit, paternalistic) comments and more than I can relate here. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: BEATLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/21/90 20:29:55 Message Number 7959 From what my dad related to me - life in the 50's /WAS/ inane drivel! =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: Defective... Date & Time: 08/21/90 20:41:16 Message Number 7960 t>Really? Lucky you-- Now be nice... the funniest gal I ever met was at a Denny's at 2:30 in the morning last January. She was raising hell with a couple of cowboys that were moving in on "her girls" (she had 3 lovers!!!!). Me and my buddy and a girl that was with me moved over to their table for moral support (at first we only saw 2 rednecks and 4 babes). She told us if we though /we/ were gonna move in on her gals we better leave. Tara explained that we were there to discourage the rednecks so she mellowed out. Jan fascinated me...she had cultivated "butchism" to an extreme including a very deep gravelly voice. I asked her why and she floored me with her answer... "It get the babe's attention". She was a really funny and entertaining person but after I got to know her a little better (she was a very shy reclusive person) she was shown to be a very tragic personality. She moved out of state when two of her lovers left for Salt Lake City but the couple of months that I knew her (we set up Saturday nites at Denny's for party time) she was never ever caught out of context. =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: coprocessors Date & Time: 08/21/90 20:49:49 Message Number 7961 Well, I have $1600 in my 16 Mhz 286 with VGA and 85 MB hard drive. An Amiga would cost several hundred more and does /NOT/ have any engineerin or good CAD programs available. Not to mention compatibility with anyon else. Personally I would love one of the DECStations with Ultrix and their 600 MB CDROM with MSDOS executable as a window - the best of all worlds but it weighs in at $12,000. I am not, never have been and never will be a computer bigot. They all have things to recommend them and serve a useful purpose if only to play games on. I just wish I could have one of everything. I'd love an Amiga for the MIDI and graphics alone! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BEATLE Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/21/90 21:58:13 Message Number 7962 "Gheeze" and "Armadillo Connection" are trademarks of Ken Ober Enterprizes. I was simply avoiding a lawsuit. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:05:25 Message Number 7963 M>...it doesn't take a liberal to be worried about involving U.S. troops M>in a war that isn't ours after Vietnam. Yup. Typical liberal attitude. "a war that isn't ours".NUH-UH! The wa war would be ours. You think that an attack on our "Economic intrests" is any different of an attack? No, it is still an attack. Don't paint it in "glorious colors"...I wasn't. But I don't think that some pussy liberal would make an effort such as Bush has done. Oh, sure, Duckie might have sent over a few token troops...so that they could get thier asses kicked and sent back home! An all out coordinated effort is the thing, now. And that is what Bush is doing...the ships in the gulf are obviously a blockade. Starve 'em. The troops in Saudi Arabia are a coordinated, well formed fighting force. Jimmy Carter (say, wasn't he a democrat?) tried to pull off a resue attempt... and blundered it. It took a republican to get in office to make those in Iran sit up and reconsider thier position seriously...think about it. Iraq is gonna give in due to pressure---one way or the other. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:15:48 Message Number 7964 BM>...anything you don't have an opinion on? Hmmm. I can't think of anything I don't care about right off hand...how about you? The Specialist =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:17:21 Message Number 7965 BM>YOU REALLY ARE A HEARTLESS ASSHOLE. This I DO mean, intentionally. Well, I didn't think that you meant it *unintentionally*. How can you say that? What did I do that was so heartless? Look, he *IS* a sick individual. Besides, who wants to hear about his SICKO homosexual encounters, anyway? YOU? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: Heinlein Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:20:22 Message Number 7966 BM> I don't think the Specialist takes kindly to anything I have to BM>say... (Excuse me.) Not true! Your incorrect attitude towards gays not withstanding, I can tell that you are probably a very caring, sensitive person with a great sense of humor! Some of the things you post are actually pretty funny! Well, you probably don't believe this, but let me say this: I can admire you for the volunteer work you do. I'm not entirely heartless. Asshole, maybe, but not entirely heartless. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Furrys Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:27:30 Message Number 7967 Yes, I never debated sapience, though. A cat is a cat. A sapient cat is still a cat. A cat is still a beast. A tinking cat would still be a cat. A thinking cat would still be a beast. A sapient one, yes, but still a beast. Incedentally, the thing that separates us from chimps is the number of chromosomes we have...would Reli have the same # of chromosomes? I'm not talking about mentally, here, I'm talking about genetically. Now, if Reli had the same # of chromosomes, I'd have no problem with not calling her a beast (yew...when I say it like that, I feel like I'm being insulting...and she doesn't even exist!). Or, if Reli had the same # of chromosomes as an ordinary housecat, then she could be classified as a cat. When you combine an Asian and a European, you get a human. You can't combine a simian and a human. If you could combine Reli and a house cat then she is a beast. If you couldn't then she is not. Also, what would the result of a Reli/Human mating be? A cat? A human? Like Reli but more pronounced human features? I have a new debate...alright! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:42:16 Message Number 7968 T>...the people who recorded "These Dreams" were also responsible for T>"Magic Man," which is truly a monument to its own insipidness. Yes, but the music is fantastic!!! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject: New fags on... Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:50:56 Message Number 7969 M>...but did it co ...but did it occur to you that Ken...yanking your...chain? Yes, but I couldn't pass up the chance to bash a homo. M>...if that message about hard bodies...[to set you off] Hah! You think that he wasn't serious? Then in that case, then YOU had better get over your naiivety. He was serious. He was just demonstrating how typically gay he is. Sick. And on the outside chance he posted it just to pull my chain...then I guess it klnda backfired, didn't it? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject: How? You see, Date & Time: 08/21/90 22:58:17 Message Number 7970 M> So why aren't you willing to consider my point? Simple. Your point is not worth considering. M>Have you had some bad experience with one gay you're abstracting to M>others? I've never had ANY 'experience' with gays. I avoid them like the plague. (Ah, good comparison... AIDS=plague) I knew a few - that is, knew of a few. I NEVER saw or heard of anything I liked about them. Nothing. Quite the contrary, I heard bad things. And upon doing some investigating of my own, I confirmed them. M>Or do you prefer hating them because it's the easiest thing to do? I prefer 'hating' them because they are worthy of being despised. What they do is sick, and no, you have NOT seen it from my viewpoint, DON'T try to say that you have and write it off. YOU were NOT in my "position" when you were younger, you were nowhere near the "aversion" I have to them. Max, I am trying to drop this thread, everyone is sick of it, and so am I. You are not making this easy...if you continue to question me I have to continue to answer and then everyone else is going to jump in on it and what will happen is that we will have a big pissing contest like what was going on. Everyone has requested me to drop this thing and that's what I want to do. Just shut up and help me drop it. Please. (Sorry about that "shut up"...I was on not thinking about what I was typing.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: MAX Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:11:32 Message Number 7971 Reagan INHERITED a large deficit. And he will be remembered as the president who built our defenses up after that LIBERAL Carter let them go all to hell.... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: BLACK MAGIC Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:14:35 Message Number 7972 >Tough shit... Well said. You don't like my opinion? "Tough shit". (tm) "Tough Shit" and "Heartless Asshole" are trademarks of Typical Women, Inc. Any use here implies thier direct meaning. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Bias in bias Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:24:32 Message Number 7973 JB>I would merely ask that you never use your bias in an overt act of JB>hostility. Ok, I won't start it. BUT! If someone provokes me, watch out. (Case in point AJ's message.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Machines Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:26:42 Message Number 7974 JB> ...what other machine can I afford that lets me do these things? Well, I understand that the Amgia is pretty hot... Gag! I hated saying that... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: XTEVE Subject: hardcards/orcad Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:36:10 Message Number 7975 Replace your hardcard? Great! Let me know if you need any help installing it (lowlevelformat/partition/format stuff). It's kninda late right now, but you can bet that I'll give you a all asap...I need those drivers!! Hmmm...do you suppose that he could get me the rest? Not that I'm being greedy or anything... .s (grr... /s, how quaint) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/21/90 23:42:14 Message Number 7976 JB>I was really shocked to see how dowdy tht Nancy is starting to look. What? Whoa! Are we talking about the same ones, here? Anne=Dark hair...Nancy=Blonde hair, right? In that case, have you noticed how FAT the dark haired one is getting? I think that the Blonde is far, Far better looking than the Brunette! =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: JONBOY Subject: Association Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:16:17 Message Number 7977 Trust me, women don't enjoy rape.... Feathers, huh? I might be able to get into those...:> Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: JONBOY Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:17:06 Message Number 7978 The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: VH-7 Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:20:57 Message Number 7979 MY CAT DOES NOT LIKE YOU! He loves me!!!! (AND, NO, you cannot adopt him!) QED... Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: TURTLE Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:21:53 Message Number 7980 NO. :> The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: YNGLING Subject: Lacey Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:24:28 Message Number 7981 I usually don't know I have any! SORRY... The Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Heinlein Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:28:30 Message Number 7982 ....And I'm in shock. Lady =========== From: BLACK MAGIC To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: S & M Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:29:58 Message Number 7983 DON'T EVER refer to me as being a typical woman. I am nothing of the sort, and refuse to be lumped as such. Don't test me on this one, either. Black Magic =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: Nightmare Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:41:55 Message Number 7986 > "I may be a Christian and a country singer, but I know how to rap!" Ah, call NBC! I bet they can turn it into a series. With shows like "Hull High", "Fresh Prince of Bel Aire" and "The Guys Next Door", they can probably do anything with so-called music. =========== From: BEATLE To: JONBOY Subject: inane lyrics Date & Time: 08/22/90 00:47:33 Message Number 7987 > From what my dad related to me - life in the 50's /WAS/ inane drivel! Ah, but I don't really mind some inane drivel. Inane pop drivel I like but inane rap drivel I hate. =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: BEATLE Subject: Vai Date & Time: 08/22/90 14:11:42 Message Number 7992 No thanks required, dude. =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: TURTLE Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/22/90 14:15:14 Message Number 7993 Of course! I was just using the others as SOME examples. =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Innovation Date & Time: 08/22/90 14:21:35 Message Number 7994 I was praising guitarists at the time. Bass players are another matter entirely. I don't care what you may say about it, but Bassists and Guitarists are two totally different types of musicians. People who play the bass as if they were playing lead guitar (I'm referring to playing style, not the actual sound) and vice versa are abusing the instrument. An entirely different way of thinking is required, because the base is a much subtler instrument. That is why I didn't mention Geddy Lee. If I had been praising Bassists, he would have gotten SPECIAL attention. =========== From: ZOT GNOP To: THRUD Subject: Your daughter Date & Time: 08/22/90 14:31:37 Message Number 7995 But I can do such nifty things with my hands. -Zot Gnop the Morally Corrupt =========== From: MAX To: THRUD Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/22/90 15:16:27 Message Number 7996 You know, upon reflection, it occurs to me that Bush may, indeed, be the best president we've had since Nixon (whether or not you count Nixon in that list depends on whether or not you think being an amazing crook counts against him sufficiently enough to make him a bad president, I suppose). I'm not sure this is necessarily a good thing, mind you. I suppose it's better to have someone who thinks things I don't agree with than someone who doesn't think at all, though. =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Laws of... Date & Time: 08/22/90 15:20:46 Message Number 7997 You don't really get the liberal thing, sir. You've been listening to Reaganites too long. Believe it or not, "liberal" and "defenseless" are not synonyms. I said that as much in the last message and for whatever reasons you have, you let it go WHOOSH! and ignored most of what I said. You really do cherish your assumptions, don't you? No fact is going to get in past your blinders, no siree. =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Furrys Date & Time: 08/22/90 15:23:35 Message Number 7998 Hopefully my last message made the relationship of Reli to a cat a bit clearer... the analogy of humans to chimps would probably go through at all levels, although since the matter of chromosomes didn't come up in the story it's not something I have an answer to. Reli couldn't produce offspring with a cat in her world (or ours) any more than you could with Cheetah the chimp (who was female, not that knowing this is too important). Furthermore, she'd probably regard the idea of TRYING to have offspring with a cat the same way you'd regard the idea of having sex with Cheetah. "Beast" itself is a kind of curious word. I did write a story a while ago that took the sort of thing going on in "Travelling Music" and treat it more seriously, exploring the question of whether or not it qualifies as 'bestiality' (in the story, the prospect was between a human and a feline alien). At any rate, by your definition of beast, Reli wouldn't be considered one either. Spencer is a bit unsure of that, probably for the same reasons you had for asking (intellectually it can be worked out that she isn't, but she still looks like a cross between a cat and a human). As for offspring, I would assume that humans and Reli's species would be unable to produce children together. It might be possible that they are close enough to produce sterile 'halfbreeds,' but I'm not sure what you'd get. =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: New fags on... Date & Time: 08/22/90 15:31:21 Message Number 7999 Yes, I'm sure AJ was serious, but I still think he was yanking your chain. The two aren't mutually exclusive. Bragging about sexual exploits is not, to the best of my experience, "typically gay," as most gay people would rather AVOID reactions like yours. Unless they're yanking your chain, of course. As to whether or not it backfired, I don't know. Maybe he wanted to see if you'd take the bait and respond with an outraged, ranting, foaming at the mouth spew. If that WAS the case, it succeeded, although I fail to see the point (even the humor value would be somewhat limited). =========== From: MAX To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: How? You see, Date & Time: 08/22/90 15:34:06 Message Number 8000 All right, fine. I only 'continued' the thread because, well, let me lay it out in your type of blunt terms: you're wrong. I have direct evidence (i.e., contact with THEM ) which proves to me that your attitude is 100% wrong when it comes to "they can't be good people." You, on the other hand, not only have no evidence for your position, you REFUSE to ever come close to a position for ever getting said evidence becuase the "evidence" you find might not support your blind hatred. Basically, your point is shit, and I think you know it is. You have effectively confirmed a suspicion I have had about you and (I suspect) most people who share your attitude: the "fear" in "homophobia" is fear of having your assumptions shaken. You will always be right in your own mind because you absolutely refuse to accept any evidence that might REMOTELY prove you wrong. I HAVE seen it from your viewpoint; the difference is I wasn't afraid to have my "aversion" challenged. The assertion that a person who is gay or bisexual can produce nothing worthwhile and have nothing to say is flat-out factually WRONG. I know it. And you know it, too. Logically there is NO way to defend that position. Incidentally, back when you said, "Don't introduce me to any of them," ... never mind. Have a pleasant afternoon. ===========