From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:39:15 Message Number 12901 Ya know, I've heard you say that (...Everbody is someday going to be a memory) and I don't like it. I know, tough. But just the same, I'd rather invest time into the friendships I have to have better and more meaningful memories down the road. This is not to imply that I'd like to lose any of my friends, but, yes, it is inevitable. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:44:45 Message Number 12902 TS> An, again....nicely put! I agree 100% I follow the same rule. Would you guys stop it! If you two keep agreeing, you'll rip the very fabric of the universe. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Plastic people Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:46:48 Message Number 12903 TS> ...and I don't want to be touched, that's all. Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life. Sorry, nothing personal, I just couldn't resist. Seriously, nothing personal. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Theragram Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:48:35 Message Number 12904 TS> ...y'know, I actually *do* have a sense of humor. hahahahaha, well actually you still do. I still think you're hilarous, and you *do* tell jokes better than I do. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:50:43 Message Number 12905 Yeah, Turtle is a virtual stud-muffin. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: carbs Date & Time: 02/27/91 03:51:22 Message Number 12906 TS> Yes, and you were very helpful. Thank you. A lot....Couldn't TS> have done it without you. Thanks. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:01:07 Message Number 12907 T> ..and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to. Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:06:27 Message Number 12908 TS> ..so once again I reply to you... > > Butt out. T> nicely said. BUTT OUT! =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/27/91 04:08:54 Message Number 12909 FURRY PARTY.....I'll be there! March 23. Have to keep that date open. No matter what. =========== From: TIBERIUS To: SAAVIK Subject: How not to Date & Time: 02/27/91 09:56:15 Message Number 12912 >Ah, "you wear your sunglasses at night......." "Go get yourself some cheap sunglasses......." Actually, more like "You're so vain......" "You probably think this song is about you....." "You're so vain........." "You prob'ly think this song is about you, don'chou, don'chou,don'chou?" Carly Simon really turns me on. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Jerks Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:19:27 Message Number 12916 At first I thought he was a major jerk. But, you know, he turned out to be pretty harmless. Just an overgrown hormone looking for a place to be...... He was impossible to insult... he took everything in stride and after a while, I just rolled my eyes or came up with one liners to all his comments. He wasn't boring, I'll give him that! =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:22:05 Message Number 12917 TS> He's dead wrong about homos. . Hey, remember what I said about opinions.......... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:23:28 Message Number 12918 A vacation from girlfriends, eh? Well, I know guys who watch porno flick all by themselves...., guess they must be their own best friends, eh? I like your reasoning for "taking a break between girlfriends". It makes sense. =========== From: SAAVIK To: GROUCHO Subject: Observations Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:25:15 Message Number 12919 G>Think how smart we'll be just the instant before we die. . Depends on how old we are before we die. Life is a full circle for some people, they begin to revert back to childhood. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Bass Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:35:56 Message Number 12920 Ah, well, there's always air drums..... trashcans and sticks, fingers on the table..., just not quite the same thing, is it? Why don't you hit some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night and brush up?? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Dr. Turtle??? Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:37:48 Message Number 12921 A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight. "Turtle Power to ya' Saavik =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:40:17 Message Number 12922 No that evangislit, (forget first name) Tilton is the new root of all evil. "Touch my hand on the screen, children, you shall be HEALED" What a crock. If you want a good laugh, check him out. He makes up the scriptures as he goes along. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:42:00 Message Number 12923 Oh, no!!!! Not Georgia!!!!!!! I promise, I promise, I will read the articles (I wouldn't look at the pictures anyway) For a woman, it's depressing. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:43:16 Message Number 12924 Did I say that??? Did I elude that women were incapable of taking it further???? Well, smack MY face. I guess I'm just a female chauvinest. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Men & Women Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:46:42 Message Number 12925 No one can get along with everyone. I hated my brother....., but I don't hate men in general. I don't even hate my brother anymore. What's the point? I'm just trying to say..., oh hell, men who are comfortable around women from a young age, tend to do better with women later on in life. "Tend" is the key word here. I didn t mean it was an iron clad rule. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Drums Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:53:19 Message Number 12926 No set of drums at the present time. For one, no place to put them and well, that's really the only reason. My husband plays the guitar and we have a couple around the house. I just can't seem to scoop up the "ommmph" to play the damn things. I miss singing, though. But for a married woman with two kids, it's a little hard to keep the hours of a band. So, will the Alter REality band be at Turlte's bash? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:56:41 Message Number 12927 Tell me about it. I look at the interest they charged me, then I look at what they gave me....., hummmmm, "But the commercial said...." =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:57:53 Message Number 12928 Yeah, yestarday I ran out of time before I replied to them all. That was during my lunch "hour". When I called later from home, there were MORE. (Mohahahaha) I LOVE it. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 13:59:19 Message Number 12929 I'll have to rent a Ginger Lynn movie and check it out. I'm alone for the week so I don't think I'll rent it this week. I'll be watching all those "mushy" movies my husband doesn't like. And STAR TREK!!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:01:37 Message Number 12930 SS> I won't say what I've done to change that. hehehehe . Ah Ha!!!! It's your turn to 'fess up. Well, I'm waiting..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: TIBERIUS Subject: How not to Date & Time: 02/27/91 14:03:58 Message Number 12931 I like Carly Simon too. You're so vain is one of my favorites!!! =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:41:27 Message Number 12934 That evangelist is Robert Tilton, and yes he is a very big phony. I think he's appalling. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Drums Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:43:35 Message Number 12935 SA> So, will the aLTER rEALITY band be at Turtle's bash? How should I know, I'm not in it. No drum kit and I'm good enough yet on the guitar to go public. But perhaps the Specialist will bring his guitar. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:45:46 Message Number 12936 Alone for the week, eh? Want some company? I'll bring the movie. hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/27/91 16:47:07 Message Number 12937 SA> Well, I'm waiting..... ........................................................................ ........................................................................ you'll be waiting for a while........................................... I can wait.............................................................. ...I'm not posting my confession for all to read. Check your mail....... So I gave in, what can I say, I'm a softy. =========== From: TURTLE To: ALL Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 02/27/91 17:51:33 Message Number 12939 As I type this, at about 5:51 on Wednsday evening, it just finished SNOWING (of all things) here in northern Sarasota. Nothing too impressive--it only lasted for about ten minutes, and I counted about six flakes a minute outside my door--but nonetheless, quite definitely snow. Weird things are afoot atmospheric-wise these days... =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:39:14 Message Number 12943 I saw the scumbag (tilton) this morning on TV. What a joke! Are there really people out there who fall for that crap???? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:40:15 Message Number 12944 Don't you tempt me, you Devil. I HATE being alone. Well, I'm never really alone. (SLAP) Marshall! Quit hitting your sister. (CRUNCH) Valarie, don't you stick your tongue and and put that fish back in the tank. (sigh) another Wed. nite at my house. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:42:28 Message Number 12945 You big lug, you. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 02/27/91 18:43:00 Message Number 12946 Snow!? You saw snow!? I didn't see any snow. Not a flake. Some people have ALL the fun. So, did you get out the shovel??? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 19:52:56 Message Number 12949 SA> I HATE being alone. How come I knew that. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:00:58 Message Number 12950 SA> Are there really people out there who fall for that crap??? Yep. I must admit he would be pretty convincing if a victim didn't have any knowledge of God and Christianity. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:02:36 Message Number 12951 SA> Don't tempt me, you Devil. Why not! Let me guess, you can resist anything, except temptation. (At least I hope so.) (Big grin.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:04:34 Message Number 12952 SA> You big lug, you. Ahhh, gawrsh.. *Blush* Hey guys, I think she likes me. Just my luck, she would be married. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:15:05 Message Number 12953 TS>so why bother? JB>That's pretty heavy, Dave. ...you assign a value to thiese relation- JB>ships - or have you decided that you won't have any of those of any JB>kind? If you have ever experienced the joy of a true friend it isn't JB>something that you can cast off lightly. ... I still would not JB>hesitate to do it again just for the years of joy that the friendship JB>involved. Pretty weak. I have freinds and I have enemies. But I don't know what you mean when you say "true friend"...that is, by your definition. Moreover, no one that I would hug, anyway. What do you mean "you won't have any of those of any kind"? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: The Band Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:25:24 Message Number 12954 TS>Well, I met the lead guitar... JB>Who's this? Oh, false modesty now...you, of course =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: What does it Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:27:11 Message Number 12955 JB>Whoa, hoss! I wouldn't call that a veto... Well, it sounded like one...besides, you had a point. Too many cooks... But I might drop by and checkit out.... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:29:18 Message Number 12956 JB>Huh, me too - I guess you just have to wait until a buildup of JB>hormones finally overcomes your better sense! Yup...that's exactly it...and it's getting bad...I have met this woman that I really like, and better sense is intermittently on the blink! It fails outright whenever I'm around her. Somebody please talk some more sense into me!! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:32:36 Message Number 12957 SS>...hormones working right? T>Well, I think they are......(Like pictures of nude women are anything T>special to begin with...) No, hormones definately on the blink.... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Friendship Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:38:28 Message Number 12958 T>I used to be in hostile-aloof mode, I am not hostile, nor am I aloof. Anyone who knows me can attest to that... T>Sure, friendships aren't permanent fixtures...but then again, neither T>is anything else. What's your point? That is my point. I wasn't trying to make a point, though...it was simply an observation that some friendships simply aren't worth the effort. The only reason I said it is because I don't get close enough to people to want to HUG them. I don't want to get that close. There is no reason to blow this out of proportion...just drop it. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Agree Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:43:58 Message Number 12959 >I agree 100%; I follow the same rule. T>AAAAIIIGGGHHH!!!! This is happening far, far too frequently lately. T>You noticed that. Yes, I agree...it is. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:45:52 Message Number 12960 T>LIttle that hasn't happend already by the presence of US troops. I disagree. I think that assassination would have galvanized the Iraqis if anything. T>I will say, though, I am happy the Allied Forces have been doing T>as well as they have. I agree, though I would have liked to have seen less casualities. A LOT less. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Dead wrong. Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:49:34 Message Number 12961 Dead wrong about whether or not they are sick. They are...sick in the head, sick, sick, sick. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:55:43 Message Number 12962 If you don't make close friends, it won't bother you as much when you part. Simple, no? Just drop it. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:56:56 Message Number 12963 TS>I just don't wana be touched, that all. SS>Sounds like that makes for a pretty boring sex life. Y'know, I had a chick reply to me the same way, once. She was anything but bored... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Date & Time: 02/27/91 20:58:50 Message Number 12964 T>...and I bet you still haven't read what you're replying to. SS>Why should I? It's the same shit in a different box. No, it's new and improved! (Can't you see the bright red sunburst in the lower left hand corner of the box!?) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TIBERIUS Subject: How not to Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:00:58 Message Number 12965 Carly Simon has teeth that would fit in a horse's mouth. Now, this is not to say that she is unattractive...just has an exceptionally large mouth...merely an observation. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:02:34 Message Number 12966 TS>He's dead wrong about homos. . S>Hey, remember what I said about opinions.... Yes, I do...so? =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: carbs Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:18:29 Message Number 12967 T> I have the thingie whatsit that came with the rebuild kit, but I T> think it's in French and Japanese. You read Japanese? I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it all apart and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they want to be. Instructions can only confuse the issue (good thing Lorilei isn't reading this! :) JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy & You Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:20:59 Message Number 12968 T> I know several artists who have what might be called a "professional T> interest;... Other than that, I dunno. Frustration, mebbe? Speaking as a photographer (male one each) there are not many objects that can be as sensuous as the female form. Even women enjoy viewing other women. I once did a portfolio exploring the realtionship between the female form and the body of a guitar using my Gibson Explorer copy (futuristic looking) and my 12 string. Unfortunately I was liberated of the color and B&W finals and all I have are the concept shots left. Bummer. I guess it's all in the perception. I really like to look at pictures of women as objects d'art but not in a lustful fashion although there are some very well done erotica that can arouse me. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:26:48 Message Number 12969 T> Party! I'll be there - guaranteed. BTW - this weekend is the medieval faire. Damn! Were any of you folks planning to go? I will probably go Sunday since Saturday I will be sacrificing Lori's Soo-ba-roo to the gods of mayhem and mechanical Murphyism that rules the known universe saturday. Maybe we can have a impromptu get to gether at the faire. Anyone game? JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:36:36 Message Number 12970 TS> What do you mean "you won't have any of those of any kind"? It was late and I was delirious - simple yes? What I was attempting to say while shivering and desperately wanting to go to sleep was that would you reject a friendship of any kind just for the simple reason that it may not last? My definition of a true friend is simple, very hard to judge and is admittedly a gut feeling sort of thing. If the choice came up that a decision would affect one of the friends, which on one would he pick? I have in fact taken falls for my buddy because I didn't want him to - and he has done the same for me. Kind of a form of self-sacrifice. That's not all of it of course. There is also the warm feeling that you can absolutely be yourself and you know that you are accepted warts and all. There is no need to worry about what my buddy thinks because I know that it doesn't matter to him. I hope that I can get even a little of that across to you Dave. It is in fact the most rewarding emotion that I have ever experienced and I can understand why counsellors say that your mate should also be your best friend. My second wife was one of my best friends until she weirded out on everyone I still miss her in many ways - not the pain she put me through though.. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: The Band Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:45:35 Message Number 12971 TS> Oh, false modesty now...you, of course No false modesty at all - I really thought that you were referring to someone else. I feel kinda lame sometimes because I have been noodling around in my own musical world for so long - I kinda forgot most of the commercial stuff I used to play when we had a band in Ca. I mean I can even play and sing "Cheap SunGlasses" (ZZ Top) anymore! And I LOVE that song - we used to pull a hid-a-screen across the stage and change real quick into these Texas style Tourist sunglasses and put on some super-sized clown (real clown supply items) tennis shoes. Me and Tom would both pounce on the screen while kicking off the song - they loved it! A lost-in-the-ozone JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: What does it Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:50:35 Message Number 12972 TS> But I might drop by and checkit out.... Do - I haven't seen you in ages. It's be nice. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/27/91 21:51:58 Message Number 12973 TS> Somebody please talk some more sense into me!! She'll make you sell your guns and forbid you to do the paint gun warfare sort of thing. She'll start talking kids - which means braces She'll have headaches and cramps and take it all out on you. She will hate the idea of buying any hot-rod parts for Mopars. The list is endless of female stereotypes we could go through. Of course she's probably cuddly, smells good, kisses nice, will tickle your ear with her tongue might love to do everything that you enjoy the most, really has a brain and can talk intelligently plays bass guitar and sings like an angel. Ya gotta take yer chances like anybody else bud. JonBoy =========== From: BEATLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Fav Shows Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:10:16 Message Number 12974 > the Alice in Wonderland... m Shore Leave?? Maybe that's not the one you''re referring to, but Shore Leave is one of the more popular episodes. And I must be one of the few people on the face of the Earth who liked "Spock's Brain" (Then again, I liked "Nothing But Trouble", which has been called one of the biggest turkeys of all time)... =========== From: BEATLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Work-outs Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:12:48 Message Number 12975 Thanks for the info, but I've got a complicated lifestyle that needs some arrangement. I eat lunch in school for one, for another, I have a job that takes up the hours after school (5 to 11:30) two days a week, and either Friday or Saturday night... When I get home from school, I have homework, chores, dinner, and a shower before bed, and I like to take a bit of time to watch some TV for an hour or two (if possible)... This schedule is ALWAYS subject to change, and it was just set up that way YESTERDAY, from a less hectic schedule. Anyway, one of the main points is that I /don't/ have the cooperation of my parents in buying food, and there is NO WAY the "family" can have a meal together during the week. It's a complicated issue I have yet to work out, and it isn't too friendly when we do talk about it; my parents are stubborn. As for the workout, all I can do is some jogging or walking in the afternoon when I get time, and the stuff we do in school. =========== From: BEATLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Fav shows Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:24:10 Message Number 12976 > ... every Star Trek episode in sequential order.  The order specified by Paramount is the production order, and Ch. 44 DID run the episodes that way before they stopped original Trek. =========== From: BEATLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Plastic people Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:25:55 Message Number 12977 > ...any suggestions as to where I can find this rare breed? Not implying anything about you, but it seems that everyone is always looking for that kind of person, but nobody can find them... it's kinda ironic. Maybe it says something aboutthe people... =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: ST movies Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:43:21 Message Number 12978 > I didn't find it anti-religious at all... I sorta was pushed that way before I watched it. Rufus mentioned it, and when I saw it, I thought that way. Captain Picard never seemed to give any thought to the significance of theidea that the woman might have been a religious figure from the past. In essence, it seemed that an attempt to make a claim based on religion was almost instantly assumed to be a con. =========== From: BEATLE To: TURTLE Subject: ST stuff Date & Time: 02/27/91 22:46:46 Message Number 12979 > "The Menagerie" and "Where No Man Has Gone Before;" ... still has the > movies, though. I have all the movies, except V, which I doubt your friend has, but if he does, let me know. I might be interested in those two episodes. I just got a job, so I might have some cash soon to buy some stuff. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:00:38 Message Number 12980 >I don't even want to think what I would face if I logged on once >a day. That's what I have to do...and sometimes I don't even manage to get on once a day. Grr...can't even keep up with the messages on my own system...grr. And this software doesn't do auto-maintenance, either. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:03:50 Message Number 12981 >FURRY PARTY......I'll be there! Good! There's one confirmed A/R attendee...any other takers? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Bass Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:05:26 Message Number 12982 >Why don't you hit some of the local jams at the bars on Sunday night >and brush up? On the rare occasions I actually have Sunday nights free, I'm usually in Tampa, or in Ft. Myers, or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in handcuffs at four AM (don't ask). It's rather unusual for me to find enough time to do things like eat... =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Dr. Turtle??? Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:07:20 Message Number 12983 >A turtle in prison, not a pretty sight. You said it. I have enough friends in jail as it is; I don't have any intention of going there myself. Moby uncool place to hang out, ya know? =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A/R Band? Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:12:34 Message Number 12984 >But perhaps The Specialist will bring his guitar. Figure if we can get him and maybe JonBoy to bring over some guitars and Zot Gnop to drag along his bass, we might have something... No room in the apartment for a drum kit, though, even if we could produce one. Oh well... =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:14:48 Message Number 12985 >So, did you get out the shovel??? Not me--I had too much of that in Nebraska. I love snow, but I'd rather be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking Elvis impersonators than shovel the damn stuff. =========== From: TURTLE To: GROUCHO Subject: Give God agin Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:16:17 Message Number 12986 >I don't follow .... you implying you found the message amusing? I found it to be a really amazingly ghastly pun, but if that wasn't your intention I probably mis-interpreted it. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:18:10 Message Number 12987 >No, hormones are definately on the blink.... naaah. I just get enough of the live in-person kind, doncha know. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Agree Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:21:13 Message Number 12988 >Yes, I agree...it is. Grrr! Why, you...grr... =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: carbs Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:24:03 Message Number 12989 >I went to the holistic school of carb maintenance. You take it apart >and lay them out - they kinda look like they know where they want to >be. Works for me! =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:25:14 Message Number 12990 Hey, is the Medieval Fair /this/ weekend? Dammitall, that totally didn't occur to me. Yes, I'll be going, probably on Sunday...I haven't missed one in six years. ('Course, I haven't paid to get into one in four...going to school at New College you learn all the best ways to get into the Ringling grounds. I spent several hours up in one of their banyan trees one night while the night watchman did his paperwork in his little car about six feet below me...but that's a story for another time. Grr...) =========== From: TURTLE To: BEATLE Subject: Work-outs Date & Time: 02/27/91 23:29:39 Message Number 12991 >...I've got a complicated life-style... *Snort* =========== From: TIBERIUS To: SAAVIK Subject: Carly Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:10:31 Message Number 12992 I'd love to go to one of her concerts, buy I understand that she has a "thing" about large groups of people. Maybe she'll do some small concerts. =========== From: TIBERIUS To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 02/28/91 09:12:16 Message Number 12993 RE: your observation about the size of Ms. Simon's mouth..... Yeah, but can you imagine the kisses you could get from her?? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 13:59:31 Message Number 12997 SA>I hate being alone. SS>How come I knew that? . I hate being predicted too. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Plastic money Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:00:23 Message Number 12998 On Robert Tilton, you said he could be pretty convincing if a victem didn't have knowledge of God ect. But the man just reeks with i insincerity. I took one look at his face (sound was down on tv) and I bristled. I turned the sound up and I couldn't believe the things he was saying. He was making up scripture!!!!! Then he was telling every one to make a vow (donation), only then could their prayers be answered. A few minutes later, he said that God was going to speak through him any moment. (who's he think he is????) I was totally sickened. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:03:59 Message Number 12999 I am woman, hear me roar. Yea, though I walk through the valley of temptation, I shall see no studley men. For I am as strong willed as the iron sword of justice......just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front of me. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:05:32 Message Number 13000 I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message. Just my luck, I'm married. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:10:01 Message Number 13001 TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!! . (slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human. (Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:14:44 Message Number 13002 Arg! Never mind. I swear is everyone looking for a fight or what??? I see some chips on shoulders around here a mile wide. Every post is ending with something like "ya wanna make something of it???? So, what's your point???????? Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension, guys. Smile. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:33:31 Message Number 13004 SA>I hate being alone. SS>How come I knew that? . I hate being predicted too. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Bass Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:35:29 Message Number 13006 I'm blushing myself, and I find I have no reply to this message. Just my luck, I'm married. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Dr. Turtle??? Date & Time: 02/28/91 14:37:57 Message Number 13007 TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me!! . (slap slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human. (Kapow, Whoosh) You must not allow your better sense to come out. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: JONBOY Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:13:52 Message Number 13014 I'd love to go the fair, but my wheels won't turn. (Piece of shit car!) But if Ican catch a ride with someone, I want to go. Any offers? An immobilized, Scott Steel =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: JONBOY Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:18:54 Message Number 13015 I liked that reply to The Specialist's request t have some more sense talked into him. Good arguments. But, Specialist, yes you got to take some chances in life. Doesn't suck.HEHEHEHEHEHE =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: BEATLE Subject: Work-outs Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:23:51 Message Number 13016 Well, you have a job, use the earnings from that and buy the extra supplements needed. Twin'Lab puts out a good line of products. And eat a balance diet. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:27:49 Message Number 13017 T> ...or hauling Jill to Dunkin' Donuts in handcuffs at four Am T> (Don't ask) Gotta ask. Please give us give kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:31:28 Message Number 13018 T> I'b rather be ritualistically sacrificed by Tagalog-speaking T> Elvis impersonators than shovel the damn stuff. Interesting concept. I could just imagine what that scene would look like. Turtle handcuffed to people dressed in police officer's uniforms and be beat to death to the rhythm of Jailhouse Rock. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:36:05 Message Number 13019 TS> Ho, hormones are definitely on the blink.. T> naaak. I just get enough of the live in-erson kind, doncha kind You LUCKY stud-muffin. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:39:11 Message Number 13020 T> .. I haven't missed one in six years. I've never been to one. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:43:06 Message Number 13021 Make you a deal..I'll bring the movies and bring a bag of green M & M's (I'd buy them and sort the green one's just for you.) And I get to see just what one of those Ginger Lynn movies does to you. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:46:13 Message Number 13022 S> Just my luck, I'm married. Sucks to me. (tm) 1991 Scott Steel Inc. Yes, my second trademarked phrase!! First, "Have a day", and now this one. I love it. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Women Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:49:03 Message Number 13023 TS> Someone please talk some more ense into me!! SA> (slap, slap) You must not be warm (slap slap) You can not be human. (Kapow, Whooosh) You must not allow your better sense come out. Looks like she POUNDED some some into ya.. Hey, you okay? Boy, that chick beat the hell of you. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/28/91 16:53:43 Message Number 13024 SA> Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension, SA> guys. Smile. I'm not looking for fights (puppy-dog frown)(Sucking up, MAYOR). =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:17:53 Message Number 13026 >Grrrrr. A sysop's work is never done. You aren't kidding. >What kind of maintenance are you talking about? Deleting old messages so you don't see nasties like "Message base full, message partially saved," optimizing the message base so it takes less than five minutes to find a message you want to read (and I had to write the program to do that, too), deleting users who don't call, fixing bugs in the message base, that sort of thing. Work on the FidoNet mailer for this system has totally stalled due to lack of time, too. I'd hoped to have the mailer up by now, but nooooooo. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:22:54 Message Number 13027 >Gotta ask. Please give us the kinky details, you Babe-magnet, you. Not if you keep referring to me as a "babe-magnet." I HATE that expression. Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:24:25 Message Number 13028 >Interesting concept. No. And I can think of people I'd rather be handcuffed to than Tagalog- speaking Elvis impersonators, too. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:25:03 Message Number 13029 I think I despise the expression "stud-muffin" even more than I hate "babe-magnet." And luck has nothing to do with it. So there. (Dusting off the mile-wide chip on my shoulder...) [Visions of Saavik: "Is that a chip on your shoulder, or do you always carry a piano there?"] =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Let's Party! Date & Time: 02/28/91 18:26:33 Message Number 13030 >I've never been to one. That's too bad; they're generally a lot of fun. They have (IMHO) gone downhill somewhat in quality during the last three years, in part becaus the Ringling Museum has changed the fair from a non-profit event to a strictly-for-profit event and because they've gotten large enough in recent years that they're VERY strict now on what you can and can't do, but they're still fun. I wouldn't /pay/ for one any more, but they're fun. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:25:17 Message Number 13032 Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn???? Where do I sign???? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:26:16 Message Number 13033 Sucks to me too. (tm) 1991 Saavik Enterprises, Inc. My first trademarked phrase!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Women Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:27:28 Message Number 13034 Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave. Oh, what have I done. Somebody call a Doctor. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:28:12 Message Number 13035 SS>I'm not looking for fights... . OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick wheres the M & M's and Ginger Lynn movies. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:29:45 Message Number 13036 Did you say earlier that you were running on floppies?? Didn't you have a hard drive problem? Sorry for all the questions, I'm just interested in how a BBS works and what it takes to keep one up. Maybe one day, I will start one. Right now it's easier to post and have someone else do ALL the work. (heheheh) =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/28/91 21:33:05 Message Number 13037 I prefer the term "Stud Puppet". And a piano on your shoulder could come in quite handy. Impromtu serinading. "Feelings, nothing more than feelings........" Look at for that tomato (Smush) Bullseye. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:18:13 Message Number 13039 T> Besides, I'd have to get a release form from Jill. Are you taking bribes? hehehe A pervert at heart. Scott Steel =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:20:23 Message Number 13040 T> And luck has hothing to do with it. Yeah, I know, it's know it that gorgeous physique of yours, you woman-slayer. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:22:00 Message Number 13041 S> Green M & M's and Ginger Lynn??? Where do I sign???? Tease. (very disappointed frown) (As mind drifts off, what if she really do mean it?......Oh, get serious.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:23:49 Message Number 13042 Gotcha, here's my third. Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 02/28/91 22:24:57 Message Number 13043 SA> OH! Make love not war, eh? Quick where's the M & M's and Ginger SA> Lynn movies. Time? Place? And number of accessories to bring (be specific). =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 02/28/91 23:25:59 Message Number 13045 s>....just don't wave a bag of M & M's in front of me. Sheesh! We have so much in common. Plain or peanut? I like plain. SEE YA! Knight Owl =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:00:21 Message Number 13046 JB>Would you reject a freindship just because you knew it would't last? No, but I never reject any friendships...just don't get real close, that's all. I dunno why you have made an issue of this, it's really quite unimportant. My whole point was that I don't get close enough to ANYONE to hug them, that's all. (Except, of course, my current girlfriend, and in *exceptional* cases.) =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: JONBOY Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:04:01 Message Number 13047 TS>She'll make you sell your guns... Ooh... JB>She'll have headaches and cramps and take it out on you. OOOH. JB>She will hate the idea of buying hot rod parts for your Mopar. OOOH! That's it. Thank you. JB> Of course, she's probably cuddly... Thank you, JB...that's enough... JB>...smells nice... Stop it, JB...I'm ok now... JB> ...and likes to tickle your ear with her toungue... ARRRRGH! Dammit, SHUT UP! JB>Ya gotta takes your chances with the rest of us... Thanks a lot...just--thanks.... You ol' SOB... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TIBERIUS Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:12:15 Message Number 13048 Never mind the kisses...nice lips...KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:13:56 Message Number 13049 TS>Someone please talk some more sense into me! S>(slap slap) Oof! Oof! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:15:25 Message Number 13050 S>Jesus, work out at the gym, get laid, work off some of that tension, (ROFLOLMNPOC - Rolling On Floor Laughing Out Loud Making Neighbors Pound On Ceiling) ...Heheheh!! "Get laid"... I swear, you are hilarious! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Friendship Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:18:38 Message Number 13051 Suicide is another subject entirely. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:12 Message Number 13052 SS>consider it dropped... Thank you. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:19:40 Message Number 13053 SS>....yeah, the you woke up. Right? Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Women Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:21:57 Message Number 13054 TS>Someone please talk some sense into me!! S>(Slap slap!) SS> Looks like she POUNDED some into ya... Hey, you okay? Boy that SS>chick beat the hell outa you. Don't worry, I'm so unfeeling that I didn't feel a thing. Ok? Ok. Seeya. Ooooooh....geeze...ouch! Ohhhh....... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Women Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:27:09 Message Number 13055 S>Dave? Dave!!! Get up Dave. (Blllghghghllghgl...) I'm ok...I'm ok... (thud) [Muffled] I'm awright.. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 03/01/91 00:29:34 Message Number 13056 SS>...must be that gorgeous physique, you woman-slayer... Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded. Turtle, just say uncle... "No way!" But you're beaten...your arms off! "No it isn't. It's just a scratch." =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:15:04 Message Number 13060 You're calling me a tease??? For shame, Scott. Look in the mirror, Babe. You're the one who brought up green M & M's. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:16:23 Message Number 13061 SS> Sucks to be you. (tm) Scott Steel, Inc. No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:17:58 Message Number 13062 Time: unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969 Camaro Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers, Holly carb, traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can really lope, A bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of Hustler, and a blue fawn great dane named Stud Puppet. Call me when you have aquired the above. (hehehe) =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:21:15 Message Number 13063 KO> (M&M) plain or peanut? I like plain. I am partial to the peanut myself. (shivering from M & M withdrawl as we speak). We have more in common than that. Read E-mail. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:23:13 Message Number 13064 Gee, TS. Does that mean I'm going to have to borrow Turtle and Jill's handcuffs just to give you a hug when I meet you. Have you seen that bumper sticker "Hugs not drugs"? I saw one yestarday said "Hugs and drugs, just say fer shure" =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:26:45 Message Number 13065 You're laughing now,,,, wait til you SEE me. (sniffle sniffle) =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Friendship Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:27:43 Message Number 13066 TS> Suicide is another subject entirely. Suicide is another subject eternally. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Women Date & Time: 03/01/91 01:29:42 Message Number 13067 oh, poooooor Stud Puppet. Somebody kiss him and make him better. =========== From: TURTLE To: ALL Subject: Yoyo?? Date & Time: 03/01/91 02:13:52 Message Number 13069 To whom it may concern: A high-tech cyberpunk clear yoyo with a neat-o active clutch mechanism in it has mysteriously materialized in my apartment sometime between RufusCon '90 and last month's Anthrax concert. I have no idea who belongs to it, where it came from, why it's here, what its purpose in life is, to whence it goes after it suffers the Final Mystery, or for that matter very much else at all about it. If it sounds like it may belong to you, someone you know, or someone you may be related to, please let me know; it misses its home. Offer void in Rhode Island, Kentucky, and Utah. We here at Anarchy Now, Inc. take no responsibility for feeding or disciplining the yoyo while it is in our care. =========== From: TIBERIUS To: SAAVIK Subject: Carly Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:19:38 Message Number 13070 I saw her on the Today show (I think it was) and she has a new album out and is trying to set up some smaller concerts to promote t. I think Van Wezel would be the ideal spot for her. =========== From: TIBERIUS To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 09:24:07 Message Number 13071 You, sir, have a dirty mind. I like that in a person. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TIBERIUS Subject: Carly Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:17:48 Message Number 13074 Wouldn't that be great??? To have Carly here in Sunny Sarasota. Maybe even the New Manatee Civic center... it's very nice there. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TIBERIUS Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 15:19:00 Message Number 13075 TB>(to The Specialist) You sir, have a dirty mind. Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:05 Message Number 13078 Yeah, I KNOWWHATTAH MEAN, Vern. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Suicide Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:03:56 Message Number 13079 TS> Suicide is another subject entirely. Well ,now it is. Any comments? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:04:56 Message Number 13080 SS> Consider it dropped.... TS> Thank you. Welcome. hehehe =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:05:40 Message Number 13081 TS> Do ya want to get nasty, Scott? I don't think so. Oooooooooohhh. (quivering in fear) Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:07:42 Message Number 13082 TS> Scott, let up...geeze, look at him...he's already shredded. Geeze, you never let me have any fun. (Whimper, whimper) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:08:55 Message Number 13083 SA> You're calling me a tease??...You're the one who brought up green SA> M & M's. You're just mad because I guessed your weakness. Besides, who said I had any shame? You're the one who said, "Where do I sign?" =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:13:26 Message Number 13084 Just for the record, my trademarked commment "Sucks to me" is supposed to be, "Sucks to /be/ me." SA> No comment...... Chicken shit. You always try to run when I've got you back into a corner. Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real corner. hehehehehe A fellow pervert. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:17:10 Message Number 13085 SA> Time: Unknown Place: yet to be determined. Accessories: A 1969 SA> Camaro Super Sport with a 283 bored out to a 302. Hooker headers, SA> Holly card, traction bars, throw in a mild performance cam that can SA> really lope, a bag of green M & M's, the 1982 February issue of SA> Hustler, and a blue fawn great dane named Stud Puppet. SA> Call me when you ahve aquired the above.(hehehe) Sheeesh, picky, picky!! Will Turtle do for the dane named Stud Puppet? I can back order the Hustler mag. But finding a car with those exact specifications will be difficult. Will you settle for me in a T-back with a bag of green M & M's and a porno? Sometimes in life you've got to negotiate. Please? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:23:40 Message Number 13086 (TO Knight Owl) We have more in common than that. Read E-mail. Why you unfaithful so-and-so. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:27:28 Message Number 13087 TB> (to the Specialist) You, sir, have a dirty mind. SA> Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too often. Dave?? Dave??? Dave??? Ah, shit, she's really hurt this time!! Where the hell is that doctor? Saavik, geez, are you trying to hospitalize this guy or what? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 03/01/91 16:58:58 Message Number 13089 Right now I'm running on floppies (two 5.25" and two 3.5" that were ripped out of an old PS/2); the hard drive I was playing with briefly has a rather serious controller problem, and since it's an obsolete piece of junk it's difficult to find parts for. Actually, as you read this you're logged on to a TRS-80 Model 4 (talking about obsolete pieces of junk, although I do like this machine) running a public domain FORTRAN BBS program that I keep hacking away at with a debugger and an assembler. Nowadays, though, if you were to run a BBS on, say, and Amiga or IBM clone, you wouldn't have to put up with that sort of stuff; there are some really good (and cheap; read free) program for both machines. (I could, I suppose, give up and "upgrade" to the IBM in the attic, but God how I hate those computers!) =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:04:56 Message Number 13090 >I prefer the term "Stud Puppet." No doubt. So tell me, vat does this say about your feelinks tovard the dominant member of a relationship, hmm? (in best Freudian accent) >And a piano on your shoulder could come in quite handy. Impromptu >serinading. Only if you play the piano, which I don't. Besides, I hate that song. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:08:16 Message Number 13091 >Are you taking bribes? I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:12:00 Message Number 13092 >Turtle, just say uncle... Why? This isn't /my/ fight...I'm not even the one who came up with the damn expression in the first place. Grr..... =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Trademarks Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:13:00 Message Number 13093 >No comment....... (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc. Sorry; I think that expression is already in the public domain, by virtue of prior use. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:14:23 Message Number 13094 >...Turtle and Jill's handcuffs... Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her birthday. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: TM Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:16:42 Message Number 13095 >Just for the record, my trademarked saying "sucks to me" is supposed >to be, "Sucks to /be/ me." And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it public domain. Sorry! =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: 13000 Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:18:31 Message Number 13096 Well, looks like Saavik got message #12345 and #13000...someone tell her to quit hogging all the good message numbers already! =========== From: GROUCHO To: TURTLE Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 03/01/91 17:58:49 Message Number 13097 Snow - Turtle??? Does anybody out there believe that Turtle REALLY saw snow? Or does anybody have a possible alternative for what Turtle was really observing...... Maybe it was Tank fallout from Iraq ... Or ..... Incinerated Baby Milk A new alien life form which impersonates snow until it can get into the soil .... =========== From: GROUCHO To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Carly's Teeth Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:05:34 Message Number 13098 I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth! =========== From: GROUCHO To: TURTLE Subject: Give God agin Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:11:50 Message Number 13099 Turtle ... I intended it to be as you took it, I just misinterpreted your reply. =========== From: GROUCHO To: SAAVIK Subject: m&m's Date & Time: 03/01/91 18:15:22 Message Number 13100 Peanut or Plain M&M's? =========== From: JONBOY To: BEATLE Subject: Plastic people Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:22:16 Message Number 13101 B> everyone is looking for that kind of person... Well yeah - that's true, but it is really funny (???!!!) that it seems the nicest people end up with assholes for mates. I always wondered about that old cliche "opposites attract" and I wonder if there's any truth involved. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: A/R Band? Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:25:24 Message Number 13102 T> No room ... for a drum kit... No problem - in the best tradition of primitive man and the ritualistic mahem associatyed with spring we simply beat on the walls. =========== From: JONBOY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:39:43 Message Number 13103 TS> made an issue of this.. Sorry Dave - I really hadn't considered that I had made an issue of it. I was just BS'n with you about a topic. Most things I just figure "it's their life" and let it be. I just talk about it if you seem to want to. Consider it dropped. JonBoy =========== From: JONBOY To: TURTLE Subject: Yoyo?? Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:46:47 Message Number 13104 TS> A hiTech cyberpunk yoyo... They're here! They're here! And you are their first contact! Now... be nice give it a velvet plush pillow and show it start trek stuff so that it knows we aren't primitive... Oh yeah and give it some dew and put it near the turtle tank. JonBoy (on a full-moon boogie) =========== From: JONBOY To: SAAVIK Subject: Faire? Date & Time: 03/01/91 22:53:57 Message Number 13105 You going to the Medieval Faire this weekend? I'm trying to see how many oif us are going and maybe we can meet somewhere and throw drumsticks at Torg (a really bad idea). JonBoy PS - I'm sending this to Saavik but ti applies to all. I plan on Sunday. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:07:13 Message Number 13109 SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya. (Raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him now, Scott. Huh? Huh? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:08:42 Message Number 13110 SS>You're the one who said, "where do I sign?" Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:09:57 Message Number 13111 SS> Come to think of it, I'd like to get you trapped in a real corner. And would that be a "Different Corner", Eh? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:11:21 Message Number 13112 What? Settle for a Chevette over a loaded Camaro Classic? You negotiate with a terrorist, some things are non-negociable. By the way, does the T-back have a puppy dog on the front? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:13:11 Message Number 13113 SS>Why you unfaithful so and so. Now Scott, without reading the E mail, you can't jump to conclusions. Knight Owl and I happen to share a common interest in a certain beast of burden. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:14:33 Message Number 13114 Poor Dave. I hate to beat a guy when he's down but gee, he just lays there begging for more. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:16:09 Message Number 13115 So, what's wrong with an IBM????? I'm running off a Tandy 1000SL. I must say that I saw a BBS running off an Amiga 2000. Now THAT'S impressive. I'd never even seen an Amiga before. Wow. Whats a TRS-80? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Playboy Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:18:29 Message Number 13116 How about this??? We agree on the song "Feelings". (spit, puke, barf) =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Trademarks Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:19:36 Message Number 13117 Somebody already pattened "No comment". Ok how about this one..... "Suck eggs." (tm) Saavik Enterprises, Inc. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:20:40 Message Number 13118 T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege because it was her birthday. Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and hers handcuffs) Do they come in Mauve? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: 13000 Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:22:36 Message Number 13119 And now I'm going for 13333. (evil laugh from the "good message" number hog. (Mohahahaha) =========== From: SAAVIK To: GROUCHO Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:23:54 Message Number 13120 Or it could have been an incredibly bad case of dandruff. Gee, Turtle, checked for flakes lately? =========== From: SAAVIK To: JONBOY Subject: Plastic people Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:26:08 Message Number 13122 JB>Opposites attract. and I wonder if there's any truth involved. (Quoting Blazing Saddles) It's twue, it's twue!!! I married my opposite and it's NEVER boring. =========== From: SAAVIK To: JONBOY Subject: A/R Band? Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:27:54 Message Number 13123 No drums? No problem. We'll flip Turtle over and beat on his shell.... of course, we may have to handcuff him to keep him still...... =========== From: SAAVIK To: JONBOY Subject: Yoyo?? Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:29:26 Message Number 13124 Evidently, JonBoy has good drugs and ISN'T sharing. =========== From: SAAVIK To: JONBOY Subject: Faire? Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:30:44 Message Number 13125 I can't make it to the Med. Fair this weekend but let me know how it goes. Sounds like a good time. =========== From: GROUCHO To: SAAVIK Subject: Green M&M's Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:56:54 Message Number 13126 Now where do you suppose the concept of "Green M&M's" having something to do with sex came from? Ever had one caught in your navel? =========== From: GROUCHO To: ALL Subject: Carly's Teeth Date & Time: 03/01/91 23:59:44 Message Number 13127 I left a previous message pertaining to wanting to lick Carly Simon's teeth .... I just wanted to qualify that statement somewhat. I meant to say that I would like to lick the back of her teeth. OK, OK maybe the fronts too but I will always remember one of my first loves, boy could this gal kiss!!! Her teeth would brush mine and I'd get a chill!!! No .... neither of us had buck teeth. Groucho =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 01:10:16 Message Number 13129 S> I like peanut M & M'S. I like peanut butter! The only way I'll have PB & chocolate is in the form of a Reese's PB cup. SEE YA! Knight Owl =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:14:52 Message Number 13133 SS> Are you taking bribes? T> I ALWAYS take bribes, and I even accept checks. What about Mastercard and Visa? American Express? (Don't leave for Dunkin' Donuts without it.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:16:42 Message Number 13134 T> Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privilege 'cause it was her T> birthday. Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed!?! =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: TM Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:17:57 Message Number 13135 T> And you didn't put a TM after it there, dude. That makes it public domain. Sorry! Picky, picky, picky. Besides, it was an edit of a TM'ed phrase. But just to be official.. Sucks to be me (tm) Scott Steel Inc. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: JONBOY Subject: Faire? Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:03 Message Number 13136 I still need a ride. A very immobilized, and frustrated Scott Steel. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:22:58 Message Number 13137 SS to TS> Hell, I'll just sick Saavik on ya. SA> (raising my sword, a rabid look on my face) Ya want me to hit him now, Scott. Huh? Huh? Naaah, let's take a defensive posture. But if he attacks me, feel free to thrash him thoroughly. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:25:25 Message Number 13138 SA> Yeah, but that was before I read the fine print. What, there was no fine print. Just a night with Ginger Lynn, green M & M's and me. hehehehe. Talk dirty to me, you Vulcan babe, you. (are we *blushing*?) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:27:39 Message Number 13139 SA> and would that be a "Different Corner:. eh? I don't care, /any/ corner, perferably the corner of a large waterbed. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:28:55 Message Number 13140 SA> Does the T'back have a puppy dog on the front? NO, I have a black one, a snake skin one, and a tiger skin one. Take your pick, darlin' =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:30:11 Message Number 13141 Sorry, I guess I got jealous. Of a woman I've never seen, because of a man I've never met. Boy, I'm getting to be like Spellwind, (pathetic) =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: A/R Band? Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:43:38 Message Number 13144 >...we simply beat on the walls. Bad idea. Neighbors, doncha know. Neighbors who just might turn out to have BIG GUNS. A rythm section is probably a bad idea... =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: Yoyo?? Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:44:45 Message Number 13145 You've read my monograph "Cyberpunk Yoyos: First Contact with Another Type of Life," yes? Published by MIT Press last month. I'm expecting a call form the Nobel Committee any day now. ...it's late, I'm tired... =========== From: TURTLE To: JONBOY Subject: Faire? Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:46:09 Message Number 13146 >I plan on Sunday. Me too! Lori may also be persuaded to go. We should make a regular party of it, ya know? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:47:27 Message Number 13147 >So, what's wrong with an IBM????? Short version: The antiquated and pathetically slow bus it's yoked to, its truly ghastly (and primitive by 1983 standards) I/O scheme, the Intel chip at its heart, the fact that the CPU is strapped in minimum mode, its clumsy and antique operating system (who in his right mind would run an 8-bit operating system on a 32-bit machine???), its cramped and limited memory model, its interrupt model (doesn't even take full advantage of the processor's only real strong point)...and those are just the things that come to me right off the top of my head. I can go into more, if you like. >What's a TRS80? A TRS-80 is a Z-80-based computer made by Radio Shack. The Model I was the first ever mass-marketed home computer; the Model 4 sitting in front of me is a much more powerful and sophisticated machine that's considered by a lot of people, including more than a few electronics engineers I know, to be the best-designed 8-bitter in existance. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Trademarks Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:52:41 Message Number 13148 Nope, I'm afraid "Suck Eggs" is alos in the public domain. If someone uses an expression before you do and doesn't copyright it, it's public domain by virtue of prior use...I'm a copyright weenie, you see. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:53:36 Message Number 13149 >Well, now you know what to buy her for her next birthday. (His and >hers handcuffs) I think I'd best ask her boyfriend first... =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:54:28 Message Number 13150 >Gee, Turtle, checked for flakes lately? Yep. The only place I see 'em is right here... (Sorry, I couldn't resist.) =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:55:48 Message Number 13151 >What about Mastercard and Visa? Yep, but there's a 10% surcharge on credit bribes. >American Express? Are you kidding? NOBODY takes American Express. I'm reasonable, though, and can arrange easy payment plans if you'd like. Or, you can pay the full amount of the bribe in cash and get a 2% discount. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:57:16 Message Number 13152 >Ohh, so she /likes/ to be handcuffed? Well, she likes the attention, certainly... =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Not ACOA Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:58:11 Message Number 13153 >...preferably the corner of a large waterbed. NOT MINE! After the incident at RufusCon, I **swear** if anyone breaks the headboard off the waterbed again at the Furry Party I'll kill. Read K I L L, as in slow and painful. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 02:59:33 Message Number 13154 >Sorry, I guess I got jealous. Boogeda boogeda boogeda. You're weird. Nothing personal. =========== From: TURTLE To: ALL Subject: BBS Etiquette Date & Time: 03/02/91 03:00:29 Message Number 13155 In the interests of conserving space in the message base, please delete E-Mail after you read it if you don't wish to keep it. Received E-Mail will be deleted athree days or so after it's been read. The very large volume of E-Mail that's been posted in the last few weeks is starting to gobble up space at a disturbing rate... Thank you. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:03:18 Message Number 13156 =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:05:49 Message Number 13157 If you're of the mind to hug me, I would like to know in advance and I'd like to make sure that your husband knows in advance...ok? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Friendship Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:06:44 Message Number 13158 TS>Suicideis another subject entirely. S>Suicide is another subject eternally. Suicide is another subject *permanently*. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:08:48 Message Number 13159 S>Naw, it's not dirty, he changes it too oftern. I resent that! Or, eh...well, forget it... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Suicide Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:09:38 Message Number 13160 TS>Suicide... SS>Well, now it is. Any comments? Not at the present moment. Course, it might not be so bad. After all, you never hear of anyone who has successfully completed the act c complaining about the results. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:11:01 Message Number 13161 TS>Do ya want to get nasty Scott? SS>ooooooooh...(quivering in fear) I didn't think so. SS>Hell, I'll just sick Savvik on ya. HA! Immmune to all female generated Mind F*cks. "Savvik! The Specialist is picking on me!" "Sorry, Scott...nothing I can do about it." =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:15:53 Message Number 13162 S>...Turtle's and Jill's handcuffs... T>Turtle's handcuffs. Jill only got the privelege 'cause it was her T>birthday. ??!! Make that "*kinky* Babe Magnet" =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: GROUCHO Subject: Carly's Teeth Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:18:13 Message Number 13163 G>I'd love to lick Carly Simon's teeth! Uh...yeah, and other attached parts. -a lascivious Specialist =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: M$Ms Date & Time: 03/02/91 10:21:15 Message Number 13164 S>We share a common intrest in beast of burden Man? =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: jealousy Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:08:44 Message Number 13165 SS>Sorry, guess I got jealous of a woman I've never seen 'cause of a man I've never mey. Boy, I'm getting like Spellwind. (pathetic) Hey, no problem from me, dude. We all might meet one day. (I'm wonderin' what Saavik looks like as much as you are) No, you aren't getting like Spellwind. [That's impossible, no one can do that *]:) ] SEE YA! Knight Owl =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: M$Ms Date & Time: 03/02/91 11:25:18 Message Number 13167 S> We share a common in beast of burden TS> Man? No, the beast is a common trait in our personalities. [ Saavik & Knight Owl pointing their guns at The Specialist Knight Owl says" Yer M&M's or your life! The nice lady gets the green ones."] [Saavik & Knight Owl hope that their craving is soon queched] SEE YA! Knight Owl =========== From: SAAVIK To: GROUCHO Subject: Green M&M's Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:31:26 Message Number 13172 GR>Ever had one caught in your navel?(M & M) Only when I belly dance. =========== From: SAAVIK To: GROUCHO Subject: Carly's Teeth Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:32:27 Message Number 13173 Kinky. Instead of sucking face, you were sucking teeth. Hmmmmm. =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:33:11 Message Number 13174 I love Reeses but they make me sick. I refuse to eat something that I end up barfing. I know, that was gross. Sorry. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:35:15 Message Number 13175 SS> If he attacks me, feel free to thrash him thoroughly. Ok, (I lower my sword reluctantly) but if you need me, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don't you??? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Barbara Dare Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:36:39 Message Number 13176 We are blushing, Mr. Studly. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:37:30 Message Number 13177 SS>Any corner, preferably the corner of a large waterbed. Oh, we ARE getting brave, aren't we??? I warn you, I can whip my weight in wildcats. "Ding Ding" Round two. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:39:09 Message Number 13178 Hmmmm. Black, snake skin, or tiger skin. I am partial to tiger skin. But I'll bet your just a big pussy cat. This has got to stop, I'm getting a tan from all this blushing. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:40:40 Message Number 13179 What's a Spellwind? Huh? I R confused. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Scandalized Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:43:51 Message Number 13180 I see your point on the IBM. I've seen the term TRS-80 around and thanks to you, know I know what it is. It's amazing what they are coming out with now in computers compared to only a few years ago. Yestarday 286 was the IBM standard, now they've got 386, and so on. And the prices keep dropping. What's next? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Trademarks Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:45:57 Message Number 13181 Ok, I can't have "no comment" or "suck eggs". Give me a day or two. I'll come up with something. And it will be ALL MINE. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Froidgronk Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:47:28 Message Number 13182 Best ask her boyfriend first? Are you being cute or did I get a name wrong????? =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:48:24 Message Number 13183 Ok, you got me. Left myself wide open for that one. The Flaky Vulcan Saavik =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Snow??!! Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:49:13 Message Number 13184 Or should that be...... Saavik The Vulcan Flake =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Handcuffs & You Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:50:13 Message Number 13185 Bribes. Dear Dr. Turtle, You have been cleared on all charges of malpractice. There is, however, the accusation that you have taken bribes on occasion. Please see that this does not happen in the future. To be sure that you are not prosecuted in this matter, please mail all monies received to: Saavik P.O. Box 454 Sarasota, FL 34236 Money orders only, please. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Not ACOA Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:53:26 Message Number 13186 T> Not my waterbed. Ah, so the Furry party is BYOB. Bring your own bed. That could get crowded. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: BBS Etiquette Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:54:44 Message Number 13187 Sorry, didn't think of that. Consider it deleted. You're welcome. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Right! Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:55:39 Message Number 13188 A Charger, eh??? Nope. Gotta be a Camaro. But you're getting warmer. Mopar make me sick....... Butterfingers, (blech!). =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Freindship Date & Time: 03/02/91 13:57:11 Message Number 13189 I don't plan to bring my husband to the Furry party. I can hear it now.. "Honey, I'm going to a Furry Party at Turtles. I plan to hug the Specialist while I'm there, any problem with that????" His responce...." What the fuck is a Furry??? Who the hell is the Specialist?" No, I don't think I'll warn him before hand. I'LL be the one to end up handcuffed, to the couch at home. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Friendship Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:00:08 Message Number 13190 Face it, Suicide is another subject, period. And not a very happy one. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: mouth size Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:06 Message Number 13191 I, personally, never change my mind. (I don't have one). =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Suicide Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:01:46 Message Number 13192 TS>You never hear of anyone (who has committed suicide) complaining about the results. Only in hell. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Touche' Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:03:08 Message Number 13193 The Specialist is immune to all female mind F*cks??? Ah, I see, that must be why the call you The Specialist. And if you were picking on Scott then....., well,,,, then I'd......, you're right. There's nothing I could do about it. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: M$Ms Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:05:14 Message Number 13194 S>We share a common interest in a beast of burden. TS> Man? I said beast of burden, not beast of bourban. We were talking about horses. Git you're mind off the sidewalk and in the gutter, where it belongs. =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: jealousy Date & Time: 03/02/91 14:06:39 Message Number 13195 AAARRRRGGG! Again! Who or what is this Spellwind????? I'm dying here. Enlighten me, folks. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: M$Ms Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:51:37 Message Number 13198 KO'd> [Stick em up!] But all I got on me are Butterfingers! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: A.C.O.A. Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:53:16 Message Number 13199 S>My, we are getting brave, aren't we? No, rude. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: M & M'S Date & Time: 03/02/91 18:54:05 Message Number 13200 Spellwind: Any of the North American individuals who use BBS's in a manner as to promote stupidity by expressing idiotic views and acting like a total ass. See also, Pathetic. ===========