From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: The Probe Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:55:18 Message Number 15801 {Pant pant pant} I escaped the probe, but I had to give them the location of the Esta-mass device.... How fast can you move???? (ps....Thumpelvis.....hehehe.) =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: But Dear... Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:57:12 Message Number 15802 TO>I /LIKE/ hare-assing you. Dat's OK, posting with you is always a Hare raising experience...... (oh, the puns, the puns) =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: ??? Date & Time: 04/22/91 14:58:50 Message Number 15803 KO> -A convertible Knight Owl. Hmmm. Are you going "topless" again!!!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Dog problems Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:01:41 Message Number 15804 KO> (nailing Scott Steel with his own words.) I tried to warn him, I tried to tell him, but does he ever listen to me.....? Noooooooooooo. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:03:01 Message Number 15805 I agree with your "method" of witnessing completely. I think the BBS evangilist got a little carried away..... he's young. I'm sure one day he'll be a full fledged Robert Tilton. "Touch my hand on the screen, Children, and you /shall/ be he-aled!!!!!" Spare me. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:05:40 Message Number 15806 No, it wasn't a religious board, so to speak. But if he pulls that on anyone else...... I'm sure the word will circulate. Maybe after I hung up on him, he got the message....... =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: ??? Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:31:08 Message Number 15809 S> Hmmm. Are you going "topless" again!!!!! Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'l sittin' here without a shirt on. (No kidding!) L8R! A topless Knight Owl =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Glued Undies Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:42:27 Message Number 15810 TO> Um.....Air Freshener? Naw, Couldn't be... hehehehehe...you'd better go and hide again, I think Saavik is going to go rabbit hunting real soon. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DRAGONFLY Subject: DING definition Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:45:43 Message Number 15811 Finally you made a post a good post. I liked it. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:53:24 Message Number 15812 SA> (pumping me for more info about TAmmy.) Well, ummm....I don't really know if she has a brain...sorry. She's a very nice and seems genuinely interested in me. When I talked to her today she asked me if it was ok to go out to dinner with a male friend of hers. She's playing her cards rather well so far..I appreciate a girl who is willing to have a level of accountability to me. We are going to be getting together tomorrow night for several hours and I'll be able to give you more info about her......Submitted for your approval...a man and a woman meet and.....(The Twilight Zone.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/22/91 15:58:32 Message Number 15813 SS> Stop that. You're going to give him a ego bigger than mine. SA> Impossible... Geez.... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: ??? Date & Time: 04/22/91 16:02:10 Message Number 15814 KO> A topless Knight Owl I guess than, I'm a convertible too, I'm not wearing a shirt right now either....A topless Steel Top.....that's almost confusing. =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:01:16 Message Number 15815 Hmm. This could be a problem, considering the fact that I have people telling me what I should do, and try. Not that it is not good advice, or anything. Hmm. Anyways, that is a very good thought. /| Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:04:20 Message Number 15816 Blah ... Well, that is something that I had figured. (Not to be snotty.) Anyways, I know that females that should have check-ups if they are sexually active. Hmm. And so does she. She would like to get married, and the problem with that is, she wont take anything that I say. She says that it will all work out, and she is taking - it all waaaaaay out of proportion. She thinks, that we are going to be living in some nice /BIG/ home in virginia somewhere. Blah, and, she thinks that we are never going to be in fights, she thinks, that it is all going to be fun...but she doesn't know the true facts..... EVERYONE GETS INTO FIGHTS. Blah. I shall stop talking about this,- it is making me depressed. Anyways, blah.... /| Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/22/91 17:15:52 Message Number 15817 I know that. I know what the pill is about. I know what I think. I think that it is still preventing a life from coming in- to this world. I think that birth, believe it or not is beautiful and I think that I would like to marry her, but I am not so sure,- I am not so sure.... /| Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: topless Date & Time: 04/22/91 18:00:10 Message Number 15822 SS> I guess I'm a convertible too,.... A topless Steel Top.... That's almost confusing. Almost? It IS confusing. Speaking of topless, do you think we could convert Saavik? Just think of what Turtle's missing out on, being stuck in that shell of his... It must get hot in there in the summertime. L8R! Knight Owl __/ |__ O O Topless! The way to go... Can Anyone make a decent ASCII car? I botched up pretty badly... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/22/91 20:07:06 Message Number 15823 DF> (Talking about the dream world in which his girlfriend thinks they DF> would live in.) You'd make let her grow up first. If she won't listen to you and is steadfast in believing this fantasy then you had better proceed with caution. I've dated women like that before, and there's only one word for them.....TROUBLE. The minute reality hits and the dream is shattered they go running back to mommy and daddy, so be advised. Sorry to sound so brash but facts are facts. I guess I shouldn't have tried to talk some sense into you, I should try to talk some sense into her. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/22/91 20:12:29 Message Number 15824 Where did you get this idea that the use of birth control is synonymous with murdering? Seriously. =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/22/91 23:28:52 Message Number 15825 That would be a cool idea. If in fact, you give me your number, then I can give you a call from her house at about 4:30, and, we can talk about what all is going on. Anyways ... Thanks... And it would be good if you did... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/22/91 23:30:43 Message Number 15826 It is preventing a child from being born. If someone is going to get pregnant, then that is what life is all about. Anyways, I am not one that likes to hear of abortion, or birth control, although I also think that it can get you (ME) out of a lot of shit that I dont need! :) /1 Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Stuff Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:12:45 Message Number 15832 SS>Y'know for one person to be able to spew as much bullsh*t as you SS>do it's really astonishing. Heh heh heh. That's pretty funny...but it's still treading awfully close to the line at which messages get axed as personal attacks, you know? =========== From: TURTLE To: DIRTY WRAT Subject: DACSHUNDS!!! Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:15:56 Message Number 15833 >Satan himself could slither past... I thought he /did/. Didn't you used to own a cat that was the person- ification of the Great Deceiver himself? =========== From: TURTLE To: DIRTY WRAT Subject: Just a thought. Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:17:23 Message Number 15834 >[Concerning the concept of existance without conception] >A) we don't know >B) most people don't CARE You forgot: C) Of the people who DO care, most of them are bouncing off the walls in very soft rooms somewhere; and D) of the people who care and are not subject to provision C) above, mos of /them/ are writing smug little philosophy books proving or disproving the existance of God, arguing about semantics, and drinking far too much. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Tofu Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:22:13 Message Number 15835 >Y'know you breathe entirely too much good oxygen. Cool it, you two. =========== From: TURTLE To: RUFUS Subject: Anything butSex Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:23:17 Message Number 15836 >Well, after 2.5 cases of Mountain Dew, I think we're all a tremble. The final score, by the time everything was said and done and everyone was back in place in Tampa, Bradenton, and wherever else they all belonged: Six and a half cases, in three days. Heh heh heh. =========== From: TURTLE To: RUFUS Subject: Just a thought. Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:25:00 Message Number 15837 >"Stress free, that's me." Heh heh heh. That's funny; I get it. You need to hang around Black Magic more often. She'll relieve your stress, if she doesn't get you killed or imprisoned first, or make your head explode. =========== From: TURTLE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:26:28 Message Number 15838 R>I like the new VW ads. TS>Oh, yeah...Fuckin'Junken. Hey! Volkswagen Bugs are the neatest, most bizzare cars on Earth...and you gotta love a car like a Corrado, that extends its spoiler like it's mooning you as it blasts past you from a red light. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:28:46 Message Number 15839 T>Hey, don't advertise it or everyone will want one! S>Gee, do you think there's enough to go around???? Lady, there's barely enough to go around as it is. If you start a market stampede, we'll all be in trouble! =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: *Ding* Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:29:43 Message Number 15840 >It just keeps getting better and better and better and... *ding* [rewind, rewind, rewind] >...better and better and better... *ding* [rewind rewind rewind rewind] >I'm about *ding*ed out... No stamina. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:32:27 Message Number 15841 >I wanna Gender Bender. Synchronicity strikes. Just the ***instant*** before I read that message Kelly announced to a roomful of guests, "We need to get a gender bender." Of course, she was referring to the male-male cable we need to connect the weird-looking Macintosh wanna-be to the Imagewriter sitting next to it, but it's still pretty funny. ...guess you hadda be there. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:34:52 Message Number 15842 >There is only one "natural" method of birth control..... Oral sex. >...the Rythm method... Okay, two. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:37:14 Message Number 15843 >Stop that. You're going to give him an ego bigger than mine. Not likely, Mr. Scott "Walking Monument to Self-Image, Even If He Did Get His Ass Kicked At Calvinball" Steel. =========== From: TURTLE To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:40:19 Message Number 15844 >...this year's "Rediculous [sic] ad' award... You know, about five years ago a toy company whose name I forget intro- duced a new toy just in time for Christmas that has carved itself a legendary niche in the annals of Incredibly Bad Products. It was a toy gun that shoots candy pellets; to get the candy, you put the barrel in your mouth and pull the trigger. I am NOT making this up. It was recalled in record time. =========== From: TURTLE To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:50:48 Message Number 15845 >[Birth control is] preventing a child from being born. Sexual abstinance is also preventing a child from being born, but surely you would not say that not having sex is the same thing as murdering a child!! Using the Pill is not murdering a child because you can not murder something that does not exist. The Pill prevents the woman from producing eggs. If there is no egg to start with, then you cannot possibly kill it, huh? =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: TURTLE Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 00:59:59 Message Number 15846 Yes, this is true. Hmm. Well, I guess that you are very right about that. Hmm. I know what the 'Pill' does for females. Hmm. It does not matter what I think. It is what all of the females that are the ones that want it, which really counts. If they want it, then so be it. They will have it. But I still see your point. Very true. /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: ALL Subject: Urgent Favor... Date & Time: 04/23/91 01:02:32 Message Number 15847 I need to have two kittens taken off of my hands. Actually, they are my friends, but I have told her that I would help out. I am asking if anyone out there would be nice enough to take these 2 kittens, and give them a good home. Anyone with any interest, I'd advise you to call the Armodillo Connection, and leave feedback to the sysop -- Death Fennec. I would greatly appreciate it. Thank you. /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:30:56 Message Number 15848 Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:31:29 Message Number 15849 Oh, yeah!! Well, I'm flattered more! So there!! Back to ya! =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: TURTLE Subject: Stimulation Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:33:04 Message Number 15850 Well, thank you, very much I must remember where that is. =========== From: NEPHREDANA To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/23/91 02:37:58 Message Number 15851 Actually, my major is Special affects and make-up with some acting classes. =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: TURTLE Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:01:34 Message Number 15853 T> [describes a toy that you shoot candy into your mouth with.) Kinda like a semi-automatic Pez, huh? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Understand? Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:39:15 Message Number 15854 *DING* =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Tammy/ Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:42:00 Message Number 15855 Would She fit into our little weekend Moh group? oops, that's MOSH--^ This /MIGHT/ be dripping with Sarcasm... Maybe not, depends on the reader... But Hey! Thats life in the Warren. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Ego Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:44:18 Message Number 15856 SS> Stop that. You're going to give him a bigger ego than mine. Sa>Impossible *ding* I Don't have a big ego AT ALL. Except for my Music, My art, My BBS, my Dog, my Girlfriend, my life, my mind, my friends, my ability to totally warp my own posting process into something just plain dumb. But Believe me Steely, you got ME beet (Let's name our Favorite Veggy, It is(was) Earth Day eh? Um but wait, thats recycling and all, hm When's Arbor Day? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Ecta-Mass Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:49:34 Message Number 15857 The Ecta-Mass Device? I have it here right on the Table next to me... Um It was right here on the Table next to me, um... Wherez the Table... Wherez the room? Wherez a cute and Fuzzy Thumpelvis? hmm Could someone please Place the Mothership (Rapidly retreating to Planet Zort) in a Bovine Stasis Field, Long enough for Saavik to Rescue my Haunches? Heading back for the Trial, Thumpy,( Elvis, whatever) =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Puns Date & Time: 04/23/91 03:53:15 Message Number 15858 How the Vulc Do you fit all those Bunnie Sayings into the Posts? Must have something to Do with your Vulcan Attitude. Maybe you should run over (hare) this Weekend, and Lettuce Pray that you leap to the Challenge of coming up with more of your own hoppy Attitude. Damn this is Difficult, all the easy ones are used up. hmm oh well, Enough or Ill get angry, and we dont want to start A Vulcan Warr-en aLTER rEALITY.. Oh I give up... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Topless Date & Time: 04/23/91 04:00:37 Message Number 15859 Topless eh? It's 4:00am, and Im Everything less,(Except for the fur) But then when you gotta BBS nude, ya gotta BBS nude. It might get real ugly whenI start my summer molt... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: Kiddies Date & Time: 04/23/91 04:03:42 Message Number 15860 DF> ...(talking about the pill) I think that it is still preventing a DF> life from coming into this world... Hey Dude, Name one of your 8 grillion Children after me... =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:28:08 Message Number 15863 S> Birth control isn't murder, it's prevention of pregnancy... *Ding!* *Dong!* *Clank!* (Uh, I'd better check that third bell.) No matter how conservative or how Catholic one is, sperm and eggs can NOT be claimed to be human beings, so birth control cannot be called murder. (Besides, the male body already kills off most of the sperm it produces.) They do not even have the required number of genes to be human. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: But Dear... Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:32:40 Message Number 15864 Are you getting a little Angora about the puns? Fur sure you are. Should we leveret alone? Have you bunny bit peeved about the rabbit puns? And do they make your hare stand on end? Are you even becoming rabbitly mad? Okay, then. I'll stop hopping from pun to pun. Do you carrots a bad habit of mine. Lettuce join hands and not pun for a while. (But I have missed some ideas for puns by just a whisker.) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:40:59 Message Number 15865 >I thing the BBS evangilist got a little carried away..... he's young. >I'm sure one day he'll be a full fledged Robert Tilton. "Touch my hand >on the screen, Children, and you /shall/ be he-aled!!!!!" I never watched Robert Tilton, but I've heard about him. I have to admit: I've been part of a healing ceremony among Christians, and I thought it was a beautiful event. I was part of a close-knit Bible study, and one of the members had been hospitalized. Instead of our normal Bible study, we went to the hospital to cheer him up, and pray over him. (The leader of the study actually had healing oil. I've always wondered what made that special...) He was out of the hospital five days early... What's the difference between crooks like Tilton and Bible Studies? True love, and true caring. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: DING definition Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:47:37 Message Number 15866 > Finally, you made a post a good post. I liked it. Thanks, Scott! I don't know what else to say. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:51:05 Message Number 15867 >She would like to get married, and the problem ...is, she wont take >anything that I say. She says that it will all work out... She thinks, >that we are going to be living in some nice /BIG/ home in virginia >somewhere. Blah, and she thinks that we are never going to be in >fights, she thinks, that it is all going to be fun... Ohhhh, damn. Ohhhhhh, damn. No wonder you're really worried. The thing that scares me the most is that first statement of yours: "she wont take anything that I say." If she's not listening to you and your concerns now, she probably won't do it later in life, either. I'm sure she's a fine person, but ask her if she can wait for marriage. Let her get to know you better, before the two of you become married. If you two are meant for each other, your relationship will grow stronger from that. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 09:59:12 Message Number 15868 >I think that it is still preventing a life from coming into this >world. Fennec, by not letting every single one of your sperm fertilize eggs, you're preventing lives from coming into this world. What of it? By your girlfriend not letting every one of her eggs become children, she's preventing lives from coming into this world. What of it? If you can lose your virinity and then start being abstinent, you're a much stronger person than I am. >I think that birth, believe it or not is beautiful... Birth is a beautiful sight. The sight of a new life, of a new hope coming into the world is a wonderful sight. But there's still plenty of time for that in your life. Would you prefer to see it happen when you have a secure future, and know that the child will have a welcome home? Or would you prefer to see it now, when you're not sure where you're going to lay your head? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 10:09:28 Message Number 15869 >If someone is going to get pregnant, then that is what life is all >about. I'm kinda confused by that statement. Do you mean, "Life is all about pregnancy"? Or, do you mean, "If you're pregnant, then that is the most important thing in your life"? If you meant, "Life is all about pregnancy," I'd say that might have been true in the Middle Ages -- but not today. Females can have children until they're about fourty or fourty-five; does that make every female over fourty-five useless? That kind of philosophy sounds to me like living in a circle. If you meant, "If you're pregnant, then that is the most important thing in your life," that sounds a bit wrong by me, too. About sixty percent of all fertilized eggs (it might be higher -- Turtle? Saavik?) are spontaneously aborted by the woman's body. Nobody knows why. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Bottomless Date & Time: 04/23/91 10:23:06 Message Number 15870 BBS naked! //Dragonfly// =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: ??? Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:04:47 Message Number 15873 KO>I'm sittin' here without a shirt on. KO>(no kidding!) Hmmmm, Me too. (Just kidding!) =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Glued Undies Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:06:13 Message Number 15874 SS>I think Saavik is going to go rabbit hunting real soon. Yep, I'm laying the traps right now..... baiting them with six packs of Yoo Hoo.... Actually, I've been in his room. /Anything/ would be an air freshner in there!!!!!! You have to arm yourself before you attempt a trek into the "Warren". Helacious big critters!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:09:09 Message Number 15875 Hmmmm. How long have you two known each other???? Playing her card right , eh? hehehe. Falls right in line with one of your poems, doens't it.... Maybe she'll be your Ace.... I hope so. By the way, cute ending (the Twilight Zone). =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: ??? Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:11:40 Message Number 15876 In reality, a Topless Steel Top would be.....er, nothing.. Like a boxless box or something.... Good thing this is the Alter Reality, eh? SS>That's almost confusing. Definately. I'm confused but that's SNAFU for me. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 12:14:20 Message Number 15877 Everyone (just about) thinks everything is going to be hunky dory and linen and lace when they get married. You'll buy the home of your dreams and get a Golden Retriever named Ralph and have 3 beautiful kids, ect. A good cure for that....... live toget =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:00:43 Message Number 15892 DF> It is preventing a child from being born. Well, I don't know where you got that extreme line of thinking, but I must disagree. In the strictest sense you are correct, but no one said you have to be foolish. Especially with sex. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Stuff Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:02:43 Message Number 15893 T> ...but it's still treading awfully close to the line at which T> messages get axed... sorry... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: *Ding* Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:06:19 Message Number 15894 T> (dinging like there's no tomorrow, then becomes tired.) SA> I'm about *ding*ed out. If you two keep it up, you'll have to take this to the Private Room. I know, I know, *ding*. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:09:46 Message Number 15895 T> Not likely, Mr. Scott "Walking Monument of Self-Image, Even if He Did T> Get His Ass Kicked at Calvinball" Steel. I've been waiting for you to post that....you lost worse that I did. Hell, I only lost by one run.....Gimme a break. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/23/91 16:21:53 Message Number 15896 SA> ...Maybe she'll be your Ace (in the hole)...I hope so. I don't know.....my intuition has been going crazy for the past few hours...something is wrong, I can feel it. I'm planning on getting to the bottom of this tonight. If I don't have a clear feeling about this situation then she might just be history right directly. I don't know if I'm just being overly defensive wtih shields up everywhere looking for an excuse to not get involved with anyone, or if I'm right about this and there really is something wrong. Ghod I hate women. Did I say THAT?!? I think I'm in bigger trouble than I thought. =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:35:15 Message Number 15897 >I've always wanted a VW Bug... They just seem "friendly". They've always seemed a little out of place on the road, to me. Like they're not really sure what this 'reality' thing is, but they expect that if they close their eyes and hope REAL HARD, it will go away. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:37:06 Message Number 15898 T> It (the Candy gun) was recalled in record time. S> Gawd! I can't believe it was released in the first place... Yeah, but at least the candy came in four flavors. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:40:03 Message Number 15899 >...but this Robert Tilton.. You're just gonna have to check him out > sometime. He makes me wanna puke!!!!! It's like one of these days, I want to get up early enough to watch the 700 Club in its entirity... especially one episode where they're discussing the End Of The World. One day when I need a good laugh... Robert Tilton, hmmmmm? Do you know what time/station he's on? I LOVE extremist groups and extremist positions... //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 18:44:05 Message Number 15900 Knight Owl? Where? (Dragonfly looking over shoulder... nobody there.) Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I know I'm not ready for a child. (Heck, I'm not even ready for marriage!) The beauty and wonder of anything new fade... it's what you do once they've faded that's a true test of maturity. //Dragonfly// =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:33:15 Message Number 15901 This is actually to Fennec..... If birth control such as the pill prevents pregnancy, therefore, in your opinion preventing a child from being born... then you are going upon the premis that each sperm, each egg, is a form of life all on it's own. In that case, masturbation and oral sex would also be preventing a child from being born...... It isn't life, until the egg meets the sperm and they join........ =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:36:17 Message Number 15902 Whatsa Calvinball???? =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:37:02 Message Number 15903 SS>Ghod I hate women. Ahhhhh! NO, the universe just ripped wide open. We'll all be sucked into an abyss of darkness. SS>Did I really say THAT?!? Maybe if you take it back right away.... God will ignore that outright lie and the fabric of the universe will be restored. Why do you think there's something wrong about Tammy? I mean, geez, Steel, ya just met her. Slow down, my friend, there's nothing wrong with being suspicious (as long as it doesn't get out of hand)..... but give the poor girl a chance. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:40:55 Message Number 15904 Drf>..But they (VW Bugs) expect that if they close their eyes and hope REAL HARD, it will go away. Hmmm, I wouldn't want a car that 'closes it's eyes' while I'm driving... Reality IS a difficult concept, but I like a car that's able to get me where I'm going without slapping it's tires over it's headlights and shivering..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:44:54 Message Number 15906 Four flavors,, well, hmmmm, that's different.... =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:47:25 Message Number 15907 Let me get back to you on when and where Robert Tilton is on.... I looked in the TV guide, his show must be called something else besides "Robert Tilton bullshits the world" You know, the guy looks like a crook. He's got this phony smile and he just keeps making up bible scripture.... and HE ADMITS he's making it up but because God guides him,,, he says he's speaking in God's own words. (Blah, puke, choke) If you get a bang out of that kind of thing, (I do), you'll have to check him out... Does anybody out there know the name of the show? Channel & time??? =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 19:51:36 Message Number 15908 Opps, did I call you Knight Owl.... again????? sorry. (sigh) Anyway, you're right about somethings fading after a while, but the magic will never completely go away.... not if it's right. I keep rediscovering things all the time. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:10:17 Message Number 15909 SA>She's only 7 months old, How big is she? I rest my case. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:11:00 Message Number 15910 Just because the people who do it enjoy it doesn't mean it's not sick. Some things are sick by virtue of the fact that they just are sick. It doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain sick. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Sick Stuff Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:17:08 Message Number 15911 TH1>But I /LIKE/ Hamsters!! TS>Heheh. SS>What? You didn't yell at Thumper? Why, I'm suprised! SS>SHOCK! Oh, he was yanking on my leg. Just struck me kinda humorous, that's all =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:18:46 Message Number 15912 You can correct anybody else, and that's fine. Correct me, and thats WAR! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:19:46 Message Number 15913 SS>You hate it when I nail you to the wall with your own logic. TS>Yep. What brought that on? SS>You'd like to know, wouldn't ya? Heheheh. I know what you *THINK* you have done, but actually what you *THINK* you have done is actually a silly comparison and bears no resemblance to "nailing" me "to the wall with my own logic". THhhhph! :P =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Sick Stuff Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:29:45 Message Number 15914 SS>What? SHOCK! SA>Me too.... it couldn't be, (no, not possible) Ding. SA>that TS is giving up the argument of perversion???? Or, hmmmmm, SA>can it be that he /really/ has a sense of humor??? Ding. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:31:30 Message Number 15915 SS>Stop that. You (re) going to give him an ego bigger than mine. SA>Impossible..... I didn't want to say it...I didn't want to say it...but since you did... Heheheheheh! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Steel Top Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:32:39 Message Number 15916 The sign said, "Yield" ehhehehehe =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:34:14 Message Number 15917 SA>Spare me. DING! =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Stuff Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:37:53 Message Number 15918 SS>[Remark to DFy about how much bullshit he actually *does* spew.] T>[Amused reply as to how some messages can be "axed" as "personal T>attacks.] This is true. AH, yes, I have walked that line many a time myself. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:40:49 Message Number 15919 T>Hey! Volkswagen bugs... Have been around since the turn of the century. T>and you gotta love a car like a Corrado, No I don't.... =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/23/91 20:43:38 Message Number 15920 T>Mr. Scott "Walking Monument to Self-Image..." HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHEHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAEHAEHEHEHEHEHEHgaspHEH HEAHEHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHE*snort**guffaw*HEHEHAHEHAHE (barred) =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Kiddies Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:16:23 Message Number 15923 T1> Hey Dude, Name one of your 8 grillion Children after me... Hey, of course I will. I like the name Luke. And I think- that I will just do that, too! :) When I decide that I can -- actually handle a kid! :) /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:19:32 Message Number 15924 Gee, I have said that. She /WILL/ take what I say, /BUT/ she still will keep saying that she knows me enough, and that we will be happy.. blah...I am thinking that I do want this to happen, but in a way, I do not... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:23:40 Message Number 15925 blah ... Well ... I just got this thought, believe it or not, that /NOT/ having sex is also a frm of birth control. Blah ... I'm not slow either ... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:31:21 Message Number 15926 I think that if you, (Female) are going to get pregnant, and they actually do want it, the they should feel that the child is going to be a special person. I feel that not only is the child an important thing in someones life, but so is the person giving birth to that child. She deserves a lot of attention too... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:36:39 Message Number 15927 Haaah-ha-ha-ha-ha... That is good. I like your first sentance! :) That was good. HAHAHAHAH... blah .. Well, ::snicker:: I think that I and Lisa do need to talk a hell of a lot more. I knew this, but I have not gotten around to actually telling her that it won't work. I think that we need to grow up a little more. Anyways ... I gotsta Cruz! :) /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:41:19 Message Number 15928 Hah! Recording !?! I thought I was just hearing my concience !!! /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/23/91 21:46:12 Message Number 15929 Blah ... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: TURTLE To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:05:05 Message Number 15934 >Kinda like a semi-automatic Pez, huh? In a manner of speaking, I suppose, only much, much more demented. =========== From: TURTLE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:11:12 Message Number 15935 >Birth is a beautiful sight. Like hell. The process of bearing children is a nasty one, and nothing on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly little red mass of screaming and crying biology. It may be 'beautiful' in a meta- physical sense, but I guess you've never actually witnessed the real thing, huh? =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:14:15 Message Number 15936 >Everyone...thinks that everything is going to be hunky dory and linen >and lace when they get married. And five years later, half the people who've been married are divorced. Coincidence? I think not. =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:16:07 Message Number 15937 >Hell, I only lost by one run... You know, the last time I was up, I had imaginary runners on first, second, third, forth, and fifth bases...and I don't think we counted all the balls you threw correctly. I bet you probably threw more'n 20, so I should've had at least one more point...and one home run would've wrapped it up for me anyway...*sigh* =========== From: TURTLE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:17:43 Message Number 15938 >Ghod I hate women. I don't BELIEVE you said that. >Did I say THAT?!? Yep. >I think I'm in bigger trouble than I thought. Yep. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:21:38 Message Number 15939 >Whatsa Calvinball? You ever read 'Calvin & Hobbes'? Calvin created a game called 'Calvinball,' which starts with a ball and whatever else happens to be around and ends up beastly complicated. The rule set starts out very minimal and new rules are added whenever it seems like a good idea. The objective of the game is subject to change without notice. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:25:27 Message Number 15940 >Slow down, my friend, there's nothing wrong with being suspicious... WHAT!!!?!?! There most certainly **IS** something wrong with being suspicious!! Suspicion can destroy a relationship more quickly than almost anything else!! A lasting relationship must be built on a foundation of /trust/. Where there is no trust, there is jealousy, and suspicion, and deceit, and a host of other twisted, evil, viciously destructive emotions that'll tear any relationship apart. =========== From: TURTLE To: SAAVIK Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:27:48 Message Number 15941 VW's, contrary to MR. Dragonfly's erroneous assertion, most certainly do NOT wish reality would go away. Bugs delight in life. They love a good challenge--like climbing over a three-story mound of dirt, say, or blasting through a pile of sand at sixty miles per. There is no car on earth with quite the same passion for life as a Bug...how else do you think they see half a million miles of service routinely? =========== From: TURTLE To: ALL Subject: Please Read Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:36:18 Message Number 15942 Yep, you got it...it happened again. So, condensed version: Minor message base crash. Eleven messages lost. All of them from Saavik. All from yesterday. No way to recover 'em. *Sigh* On the slightly brighter side, though, I think things are going well enough to resume the interrupted storyboard, so, without further ado... =========== From: ROBERT To: OPUS Subject: Well, yes Date & Time: 03/24/91 00:43:44 Message Number 15943 "Um, yes, quite," Robert says as a small 'morph intercepts Shandra and begins conversing in an agitated fashion about the French military. "Bloody loony." He finishes the last of his breakfast, stands, adjusts his suit again, and walks toward the main door of the bar for his ritual morning stroll. On the way, he leans close to Shandra and with a wave to the confused 'morph says "Really, I don't think 'e's your type." Once outside, Robert straightens his suit unnecessarily again, brushes an imaginary speck of dust from his lapels, and steps onto the pathway. He greets Louis, the larger of the two bears, then on an impulse carries on a brief, quiet conversation with the morph. A moment later, he smiles triumphantly and returns to the Den's foyer, and steps through the door labelled 'Private'. =========== From: ROBERT To: KYARA TOKYO Subject: Continuing Date & Time: 03/24/91 01:04:35 Message Number 15944 ...and a short time later is standing outside Kyara's door with a bundle under his arm. "Mind if I come in?" he says through the door. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: fruits Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:02:38 Message Number 15947 >I knew a girl named Cherry once...< At least her parents didn't name her Banana or Strawberry...after all there are fruits that would be more upsetting to have as a namesake. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: disco Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:09:21 Message Number 15948 >talking about disco music with(obnoxious music follows)< ALL disco music is obnoxious....if you don't believe me, just ask Dirty Wratt if you can borrow the disco Christmas album i bought him.....pretty damn annoying stuff. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: DRAGONFLY Subject: fortune cookies Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:19:33 Message Number 15949 The other day i was in a Chinese restraunt and got a fortune cookie... it read "The road to Hell is paved with good intentions" if THAT wasn't bad enough, it had a little smiley face at the end as if to say "You're going to rot in heeellll and IIIII'MM nooott" anybody have marshmellows to give me? =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: bodies Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:23:55 Message Number 15950 SA Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days eating cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew? =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: T.V. evangelist Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:29:01 Message Number 15951 You are forgetting two Very important prerequisites for being healed by a television evangelist.... 1>You must belive in Gawd 2>You must send me money (at least $500 or so) =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: TURTLE Subject: Rythem method Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:37:09 Message Number 15952 i'm not too sure about you, but i don't think that the rythem method is the way to go. It seems to be as effective in preventing babies as Russian roulette is at preventing death =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: TURTLE Subject: Toys Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:39:19 Message Number 15953 Every year some toy designers get together and see who can make the most dangerous toy. The winner for 1990 was a dude who worked for Fisher-Price who invented a nifty device entitled,"My First Saw-Blade Shooter". It was designed like a crossbow with the exception that it shot circular saw blades rather than arrows. It would NOT..i repeat NOT be a good idea to stand in front of one...they shoot about 50 ft. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: ALL Subject: Ethnic groups Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:54:13 Message Number 15955 I didn't realize until i read my posts that out of 6, 3 contain Ethnic thingies. i don't know why i'm saying this...i guess i'll go back to bed. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: ALL Subject: help Date & Time: 03/24/91 02:55:54 Message Number 15956 HEY KIDS!!!! WANNA PLAY A GAME?????? I was trying to think of some euphimisms for death, but i could only think of 1 decent one (s)he kicked the oxygen habit... Does anybody else have anymore? Just Curious, P.W. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: GTE Subject: Tapping Date & Time: 03/24/91 03:20:02 Message Number 15957 HI GTE TAPPING DUDES!!!!!!!!!!! Can you cut me a deal on installing my telephone line? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DRAGONFLY Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:44:32 Message Number 15958 The show is called Success 'N' Life, it's on about 6:00 or 6:30. The private newtworks carry his garbage. Noone of the religion broadcasting company will have him.....that should tell you something right there. Tilton is as plastic as you get....phony to the core.....during the /entire/ program he's telling people that the only way that God will answer their prayers is if they make a show of faith first........... make a vow to God and fulfill it. (Promise God that you'll support His work and He will bless you.) [In other words, send me money. The normal amount that is con man asks for is a $1000.00!! ] =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:51:08 Message Number 15959 SA> Whatsa Calvinball?? It's a game taken from the pages of Cavlin and Hobbes. You play with a ball, (or anything else you can find) and you make you rules as you go along. Actually it was more like whiffleball except we had five bases and you could get the person out, not only by tagging them, but by throwing the ball at them and hitting them. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:54:00 Message Number 15960 SA> Maybe if you take it back right away.... Nope....Tammy and I broke up. Stupid bitch, she wants to be able to run around. Wrong! I do not date girls who want to fool around. I was right, my intuition told me something was wrong, and there most certainly was....well, now she's history and I'm back to the lonelies. (Wah) (Grrr) (wah) (Grrr) (wah) ...women are too confusing. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 03/24/91 07:59:45 Message Number 15961 TS> You can correct anybody else, and that's fine. Correct me, and TS> thats TS> WAR! War......sounds like fun. Hey, TS 'thats' is not a word, did you mean that's? hehehehe =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Doggie, kitty? Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:01:47 Message Number 15962 Thhhhhhhph! :P =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:06:12 Message Number 15963 T> And five years later, half the peopl who've been married are divorced Ding! =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: TURTLE Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/24/91 08:08:18 Message Number 15964 SA> ....there's nothinr wrong with being suspicious... T> WHAT!??!! There most certainly **IS**.....suspicion can destroy a T> relationship..... I'll let you two fight this out...I want nothing to do with it. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Puns Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:43:08 Message Number 15965 This is Begining to Bug me.... Be careful, doesn't the Armadillo Like to eat insects? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:45:27 Message Number 15966 I have a friend who is very devoutly religous, but not to a point that he thinks he must witness to everyone. Anyway, Blake(My friend) and I were exploring this field behind my house,(I had just moved to Sarasota) We came upon this church over on Proctor road, and there was some Service in progress. Blake was interested, so we went in and sat down. The Service was a "Healing", or Exorcism or something. They were talking about driving the demons out. Anyway, A woman, was at the alter, and the Healer placed his hands on her forhead, and said a few thing, suddenly she lost conciousness and fell to the floor. Promptly two helpers placed a Blue Blanket over her, and left her there. Very Strange... I mysself am not religious,(Except for The False prophet) and I w was a little nervous by all this, people were speaking in tongues and I decided to get out. Hmm I guess some people need that kind of thing. This message really had no point, I just thought some one might like to know that the Healers are in Sarasota, and some one has actually seen th them working, Very Odd. To think that someone has so much faith that they can pass out from a command,,, Hmmmmmm. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Marriage Date & Time: 03/24/91 11:56:15 Message Number 15967 Aaaaurgh! I hope you really care about her, If not then you might want to consider one of the Alternate routes to Wife Deflection... Maybe it's time you told her about your bad habit of smoking drain-o. Something that would make her think twice about spending her entire life with you... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: BBS naked! Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:00:03 Message Number 15968 So what is your preferred time for BBS'ing? Right after dinner, or after work/School? Have you noticed that BBS'ing is much more fun and fufiling(SP?) at some point in the day? I like it just after work, and lately, after the afterglow had died down. Weird eh? It puts me in a Very cam mood, and I can think. Some relaxants are just better than others.. how 'bot you? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: Big Bugs Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:04:21 Message Number 15969 WHAT!?!?! WHAT?!?! MY room is a have of order and Cleanliness. just ask Anyone who looks at rocky's room. Geez, besides , in the new house it'll be spotless all the time... As for traps laid with yoo-hoo, no good. I'm over my Yoo Hoo addiction, I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim milk again... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Calvinball? Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:09:10 Message Number 15970 T>Get his ass kicked at CAlvinball steel... Um what's Calvinball? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Women Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:10:32 Message Number 15971 SS> Ghod I hate women. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Another Soul lost to the Ovarian Abyss...The Wacky Womb of Doom... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Sick Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:15:08 Message Number 15972 TS> Just plain Sick... Kinda Liek Shaving the words, "Kick me" into the back of a cat eh? ---Just Plain Sick--- Um, Hey, I need some ones Skills with English, I've seen this used a lot and DAMN! I hate hitting the return key. Lot and Dont know what it means... this is it: [sic] What is that used for? HELP!!!! =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: TURTLE Subject: Birth Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:22:03 Message Number 15973 DrF>Birth is a beautiful sight... T>Like hell....Etc. Turtle, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: TURTLE Subject: Ok... Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:24:25 Message Number 15974 Ok Thanks for the Explanation, forget about my own "What's Calvinball" post... Whn can we play again? =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: TURTLE Subject: TRust Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:26:00 Message Number 15975 I take it back Turtle, you do have soul, not Of a poet, but Everytime I decide that you are hoplessly analytical, you turn around and post something that dings my heart. Stop that. Be consistant... Grrrrrr. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: P.WHIPPED Subject: Games Date & Time: 03/24/91 12:31:02 Message Number 15976 How about... Naw, He's fine, he just has a very LOW metabolic rate at the moment. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 03/24/91 14:00:41 Message Number 15977 Ok, you brought it on yourself. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Sick Date & Time: 03/24/91 14:04:03 Message Number 15978 [sic] is an word used when you quote someone and they have misspelled something, so that people reading your quote know that you yourself have not misspelled it. For instance, if you were to quote what I just said, you would say, TS>[sic] is an [sic] word used... get the picture? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: P.WHIPPED Subject: bodies Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:21:53 Message Number 15979 PW> Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days eating PW cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew? Yep..My body did the same thing to me. Ooooofff.. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: P.WHIPPED Subject: Rythem method Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:23:43 Message Number 15980 PW> (Comparing the relative effectiveness of rhythm method to Russian PW> roulette) heheheheheehehehe.... =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: P.WHIPPED Subject: Odd euphemisms. Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:27:50 Message Number 15981 (S)he died laughing. (S)he always said (s)he liked being close to the ground. (applicable to people who have a fear of heights.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Puns Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:33:39 Message Number 15982 TO to DFy> Be careful, doesn't the Armadillo like to eat insects? hehehehe....will, if Dragonfly decides he wants to change his religion or stop preaching to word of the Armadillo then his god could just eat him out of jealousy and be justified. (Have no other gods before me... ...or I'll eat you.) =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: BBS naked! Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:39:53 Message Number 15983 I log on every day after school and then again in the evening before I go to bed. It's a nice way to relax after a day at Vo-Tech and great for relaxing before beddy-bye. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:42:03 Message Number 15984 TO> ...that someone has so faith that they can pass out from a command. Acutally that called being "slain in the spirit" It happens when the person is so overwhelmed by the Holy Spirit that they kinda pass out. I've have it happen to me and it's a cool sensation...no, not like a York Peppermint Patty.. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Big Bugs Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:44:53 Message Number 15985 TO>..As for traps laid with youo-hoo, no good. I'm over my Yoo Hoo TO> addiction, I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim milk again... Way to go Thumper, tell her what will make a better trap to use. That was like a mouse telling mankind how to build a better mousetrap. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Women Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:47:34 Message Number 15986 SS> Ghod I hate women. TO> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sure, laugh at my misfortune. I think I'll be joining Saavik on the next Wabbit hunting expedition. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Birth Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:49:59 Message Number 15987 DFy> Birth is a beautiful sight... T> Like hell....etc. TO> Tutlre, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too... Y'know, that message could almost qualify for the "axed" message category, but it probably won't be sense Turtle will probably find that complimentary. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 03/24/91 16:53:07 Message Number 15988 TS> Ok, you brought it on yourself. Oh, a just all a quiver. (making circles in the air with finger.) =========== From: DIRTY WRAT To: P.WHIPPED Subject: fruit & veggie Date & Time: 03/24/91 17:44:44 Message Number 15989 Or worse than being named after a fruit, how about being named after a veggie? "Hi, my name's Broccoli!" or howabout an obscure fruit? "Hi, my name's Kumquat!" If I ever breed, my kid's gonna hate me for LIFE. Dirty Wrat =========== From: DIRTY WRAT To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Calvinball Date & Time: 03/24/91 17:51:43 Message Number 15990 Actually, it seemed that we played a combination of Calvinball and whiffleball. I like to think of it as psychotic BBSdude whiffleball. Dirty Wrat =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:01:39 Message Number 15993 Okay, okay.... yeah, she's only 7 months but she is getting big... but she's immature so she's still a little shy. She barks and puts up a good front though... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:02:44 Message Number 15994 TS>It doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain sick.. So YOU say...... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Sick Stuff Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:04:20 Message Number 15995 SA>Can it be that he /really/ has a sense of humor??? TS>Ding. I am so pleased!!! Not only is it now confirmed that you have a sense of humor but you also dinged me. :) :) Oh, Bliss..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:05:54 Message Number 15996 SS>You're going to give him an ego bigger than mine. SA?Impossible.... TS>I didn't want to say it...but since you did....heheheheheh! Yeah, and now that the check is in the mail, there'll be no living with him.... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:07:41 Message Number 15997 SA>Spare me. TS>DING! Oh, I can't stand it!!!! Two dings in one night.... Gee, I needed that! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:10:29 Message Number 15998 It won't be easy to admit to her that you both (from the sounds of it, especially her) need to grow up a bit before you consider marriage... But you'll both probably be happier in the long run. There's nothing that says you can't continue to date with the ultimate goal of one day being married, right? =========== From: SAAVIK To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:12:06 Message Number 15999 Always let your concience be your guide......... See? I learned something from all those Disney movies. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:13:13 Message Number 16000 T>The process of bearing children is a nasty one.... Well, it hurts pretty nasty.... T>...nothing on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly little red mass of screaming and crying biology. Somehow, though, when it's YOUR wrinkly little red mass of screaming and crying biology, it's the most beautiful thing on the Earth!!! T>I guess you've never witnessed the real thing, huh? (birth) Well, having been there.... I can say I have. I can't describe the feeling of seeing it.... it's not the sights... I admit, pretty gross, it's the feelings that race through you.... overwelming and so powerful. You feel somehow, Hmmm, at one with everything, complete..... ..... and then you get the hospital bill..... =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:18:04 Message Number 16001 T>And five years later, half the people who've been married are divorced. *Ding* (hah, I finally got to ding you) But sooner than five years.... I've been married 11 years this summer, Only TWO couples that I know that have been married in the last four years are together.... Only one has lasted as long as we have and that's my sisters second marriage (married just a few months before us)... Really it's sad, especially if there's kids involved because it makes it so much harder to get over each other.... One of the couples I know might as well still be married, lord knows, they still have all the disadvantages of marriage, but none of the pluses. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:23:07 Message Number 16002 Okay, Okay Okay, so suspicious was the wrong word... perhaps I meant cautious.... when you first meet someone, it IS wise to be cautious and not plunge headlong into the "big unknown"...... I wasn't knocking trust believe me.... but that's something that doesn't materialize overnight. =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:25:00 Message Number 16003 Gee, now I /really/ want a Bug!!!!!!! =========== From: SAAVIK To: TURTLE Subject: Please Read Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:25:49 Message Number 16004 T>Eleven messages lost. All of them from Saavik. Wah!!!!!!! Wah!!!!!! What if I posted something /really/ intelligent...? Ummm, guess I don't have much to worry about, eh? Oh, well........ =========== From: SAAVIK To: P.WHIPPED Subject: fruits Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:28:28 Message Number 16005 Sa>I knew a girl named Cherry once.... PW>...there are fruits that would be more upsetting to have as a namesake. When my Mom was a health room nurse, there was this black girl named Vanilla....... Believe it or not! =========== From: SAAVIK To: P.WHIPPED Subject: disco Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:30:29 Message Number 16006 Noooooo Disco please.... I got all that out of my system between 77 and 78........ Shake your Groove thang and Stayin' Alive...... arg! =========== From: SAAVIK To: P.WHIPPED Subject: bodies Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:31:48 Message Number 16007 PW>Is that why my body rebelled after staying up for three days eating cheap Mexican food and gallons of Dew? Yes, the body has a charming way of saying "One more Dew and YOU die!" =========== From: SAAVIK To: P.WHIPPED Subject: T.V. evangelist Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:33:04 Message Number 16008 Pw>(rules for envangilist) Don't you hate that????? Every other sentance is "You must make a vow." $$$$$$ of course.... "Help us help you." by sending $$$$$$ of course. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: 15000 Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:36:45 Message Number 16009 SS>...women are too confusing. Oh, and men aren't?????? I'm sorry to hear about Tammy....guess she wasn't that ace after all... =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:39:13 Message Number 16010 Oh, I can pass out easily if someone utters just two words........... ...... "You're pregnant." =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Big Bugs Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:40:51 Message Number 16011 TO> I'm into Oreo Cookies and Skim Milk again..... Ohhh, be careful, Thumpy... remember what happened to Richard Pryor. =========== From: SAAVIK To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Birth Date & Time: 03/24/91 20:42:34 Message Number 16012 TO>Turtle, you have the mind of a computer, and the soul of one too... He's just never seen a child that he spawned brought into this world. One day, he'll eat his words..... =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:27:09 Message Number 16014 > He's got this phony smile and he just keeps making up bible > scripture... and HE ADMITS he's making it up but because God guides > him,,, he says he's speaking in God's own words. I wonder how he'd react if he got some REAL important-looking stationery from the Church of the Aardvark's False Prophet, congratulating him on his ability to Divinely Spew? "Because God guides him, he says he's speaking in God's own words." We don't know anyone else who claims that, now do we? The False Pro...uh, just //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:31:00 Message Number 16015 >Some things are sick by virtue of the fact that they just are sick. It >doesn't need interpretation by "you or me" -- it's just plain sick. I don't enjoy chasing my own logical tail... and we've been through this before. You're claiming, again, objectivity for something that's subjective. If homosexuality were a physical disease -- if homosexuality were caused by a virus, amoeba, or some such, I would agree with you completely. It's not.` Do you want to clarify your thought? Or is "Homosexuality is sick because homosexuality is sick" as deep as you want to go. (Which, of course, is the logical equivalent of "Tofu is wonderful because tofu is wonderful.") //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: Kiddies Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:40:30 Message Number 16016 > ...When I decide that I can -- actually handle a kid! :) *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* *DING!* You've got it! You've got it! //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:44:32 Message Number 16017 I'm sorry if I was sounding patronizing in that last post (#15868.) It's just what I've noticed in my life: it was easy to be a virgin, and stay a virgin -- but once I started a sex life (and found that I LIKED it!), it's really difficult not to want to keep it up. (And sorry about the bad pun, there...) It sounds like you've got a good relationship with Lisa (is that her name?) in some respects, but it sounds like the two of you need to discuss what will be your future sex life (before, and after marriage.) When do you plan to try to have children? If not immediately after marriage, how do you plan to keep from having children? Are you going to have sex again before marriage? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:49:26 Message Number 16018 Amen. If the female wants to get pregnant, then she WILL feel the child to be a special person... as well as the mother being special. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: TURTLE Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/24/91 22:55:11 Message Number 16019 Grrr, growl, hiss, spit! Just a few days ago, Terri and I had a huge fight over a really similar subject. /Trust/ is NOT an absence of jealousy. Trust is not acting on the feelings of jealousy -- or acting on blind faith against the feelings of jealousy. One does not feel trust, one /acts/ on trust. One tells one's partner the truth -- where and why one feels jealous -- and allows the partner to respond. You can't control your feelings. You can channel them into other areas, you can try to shove them in a box, or you can confront them head on. Only the last of those three choices does any good at removing the problem feelings. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: P.WHIPPED Subject: fortune cookies Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:04:10 Message Number 16020 >"The road to Hell is paved with good intentions." The person who wrote that message had a real good motive for writing it... //Dragonfly// This confused Dragonfly is wondering what a message about Hell is doing in a Chinese restaurant... =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:09:06 Message Number 16021 Thanks, Scott! Success 'N Life, huh? If I get a TV set in the apt. (it has free cable!), I'll be up for it. The fact that religious broadcasters won't take Tilton isn't so bad for me. Most Christian bookstores, for example, won't stock Steve Taylor, Jeff Johnson, or the Swirling Eddies. (Steve Taylor is now part of Chavell Guevara, a really good group.) //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:14:35 Message Number 16022 Huh? There's this really WONDERFUL church in Bradenton which I've been to once. The Pastor gets up there and plays guitar with the rock band. (Really banal lyrics, though.) They've had healing services, too. Speaking about the Way of the Armadillo, there's a law in Congress being mulled over stating that anything is legal, done for religious purposes. The idea: some American Indian religions use peyote in their religious services, which is strictly illegal in American law. This law would eliminate all conflicts like these. Right-wing and left-wing groups both applauded the measure... until someone realized what kind of havoc that could wreck! The False Prophet =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Marriage Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:21:13 Message Number 16023 >Maybe it's time you told her about your bad habit of smoking drain-o. Well, I haven't told her about that yet, but she did turn a little green when I told her why I keep twelve shaved, greased hamsters around the room... //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: BBS naked! Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:22:55 Message Number 16024 >Some relaxants are just better than others... how 'bot you? Best relaxant: a cuddle with an affectionate woman. On the list: Alan Parson's Project, incense, chamomile tea. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Sick Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:25:17 Message Number 16025 [sic], when not used to tell dogs to attack, usually means something like "This was not a mistake. The author really /did/ write it this way." The ever-helpful //Dragonfly// =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DIRTY WRAT Subject: Calvinball Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:36:13 Message Number 16026 DW> Actually, it seemed that we played a combination of Calvinball and DW> whiffleball. I like to think if ti as psychotic BBSdude whiffleball Make that, over-tired, Dew-wired psychotic BBSdude whiffleball. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/24/91 23:38:32 Message Number 16027 SA> Yeah, and that the check is in the mail, there'll be no living with SA> him.... Welp, the ceck arrived today. $15,000.00 dollars. Fifteen thousand dollars.....I like it. I like it. =========== From: KYARA TOKYO To: ROBERT Subject: Continuing Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:01:51 Message Number 16028 Kyara hears Robert outside and sleepily says, "Who is it?...oh, just a minute, Robert." Kyara gets up slowly taking to shake off her sleepiness. She slides out of bed and reaches for her pack. Finding her robe, she slips it on...and quickly straightens up the bed. Ties the robe about her waist and checks her hair in the mirror. "Geez," she mumbles, "my hair looks like hell. I'll be right there..just give me another minute." She shuffles through her pack again and upon sensing the fimiliar feeling of the bristles, she grabs the brush and quickly grooms her hair. When finished, she tosses it back in the pack and closes it. She opens the door and gestures Robert to come in, "Hello, I appreciate you letting me get some sleep. I feel much better." She closes the door behind him and hugs him...... =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: P.WHIPPED Subject: help Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:39:40 Message Number 16030 I read something in a novel that goes something like.... (S)he croaked for something to do. L8R! =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: OC & SM Date & Time: 03/25/91 00:47:18 Message Number 16031 Skim Milk? UGH! =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: DRAGONFLY Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/25/91 01:01:08 Message Number 16033 What's peyote? =========== From: KNIGHT OWL To: SAAVIK Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 03/25/91 01:03:39 Message Number 16034 SV> Gee, now I /really/ want a Bug!!!!!!! How about a 'Thing' instead? They're convertible! L8R! =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: BBS: GOD callin Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:25:49 Message Number 16036 Drf>I wonder how he'd react if he got some REAL important-looking stationary from the Church of the Aardvark's False Prophet..... Knowing him, he'd use it on one of his telecasts, saying that here's one poor lost soul who worships a false God, but now he's seen the light. Ye-as, we are all children of the lord, little sheeps who sometimes go astray.... But I have made it my purpose in life to shelter and keep them, and help them find the lighted path once more.... Why this young man speaks of a Shining Light, that can only be the word of the Lord moving him.... through me...(Robert Tilton glances back down at the letter and mutters out of the corner of his mouth, "What the hell is an Aardvark?) =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:33:20 Message Number 16037 Turtle says he does not know what jealousy feels like ( I am not being a Vulcan Smart Ass). If he is never jealous, then I can see why he would have a hard time understanding that emotion.. Question for Turtle.... Do you have any brothers or sisters. Certainly if you did, you have to have been jealous of them once or twice in childhood..... To DragonFly: I agree with you about confronting your feelings... If you shove them aside, especially the negitive ones, the tend to fester... then you start collecting "green stamps"...., meaning that you let one little thing add to another little thing and then another until you just get mad at your partner about all of them at the same time, even though these "little" things may have happened a week ago and you never responded to them at the time. =========== From: SAAVIK To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:41:48 Message Number 16038 SS>Welp, the ceck arrived today. Ceck? Ceck? Have I caught you in a typo at last? Congradulations, I hope you can find a good bank (shop around, they are not all created equal) to deposit your ceck in...... =========== From: SAAVIK To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: Commercials Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:44:53 Message Number 16039 Sa>I wanna bug KO>How about a 'Thing' instead? They're convertible. Hmmmm, a topless "thing"...... actually I've heard they aren't very reliable, and they rattle like hell going down the road... =========== From: SAAVIK To: SHANDRA Subject: cont Date & Time: 03/25/91 10:47:36 Message Number 16040 Korelyan watched Robert leave then wandered over to where Shandra was talking with the little Morph. "Shandra, can I have a word with you?" Pulling her off to the entrance of the Brothel, he spoke in low tones. "I'm heading over to Jax to visit my father, Tampa is staying behind, of course, I think we may have a pretty busy night. Please.... keep your eyes and ears open for any sign of trouble and radio if there's anything suspicious. Father said they, too, have found some injured Morphs near Jax." He frowned gravely. "I believe trouble is brewing somewhere nearby. I've told Louis to be extra careful who he admits in here." =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: ALL Subject: *Advertisement* Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:01:08 Message Number 16041 Narrator: Johnny has a few social problems. Jock: Well? Nerd: Oh, here, sir! Here, sir! Jock: Good. You might not get beat up... this hour. Nerd: Bertha, would you... I mean... Bertha : IT TOUCHED ME! Narrator: But, then Johnny discovered the False Prophet's Church of the Armadillo. Narrator: And the next day at school, Johnny discovered a change. Cheerleader: Let me be your sex slave. Jock : Here's all the money I ever took from you... And here's some more, just to be safe... Just don't sick the Aardvark on me! Narrator: What happened to Johnny can happen to you. Join the False Prophet's Church of the Armadillo. We're the only church that promises: Return the unused portion of your salvation, and we'll return the unused portion of your money! =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:21:16 Message Number 16042 Peyote is a psychedelic mushroom, which was really popular in the '60s. It's also known as mescal (but that's sometimes confused with a liquor: mescaline.) They're also known as "shrooms," "buttons," and probably a whole bunch of other terms. (Turtle, can you help?) =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SAAVIK Subject: Say what? Date & Time: 03/25/91 11:25:54 Message Number 16043 I agree about not shoving aside negative emotions, and confronting them A.S.A.P. My parents never would ALLOW me to express any negative emotions, until I left for college. (I do a REAL good impersonation of a Vulcan.) I try to be fair and honest to my friends -- and when something bothers me, I try to say it. (That's not always easy, especially when I'm trying to be diplomatic when I say it.) Damn, but I hate tight- ropes! To Turtle: Even though you may have never felt jealous, do you really feel you control your emotions? Or do you feel you just shove them aside? //Dragonfly// =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: [sic] Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:36:44 Message Number 16044 Gotcha! Ok, now I can misspell with the best... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Healed! Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:39:00 Message Number 16045 SS>...Slain in spirit...It happen to me and it's a cool feeling... YOU?! You have been HE-ALED! So what was wrong that you felt compelled to see a healer? Women trouble? [Scott: Oh please release me from this female demon!] =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Traps Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:41:29 Message Number 16046 SS> tell her what will make a better trap to use... It's ok, I'm sure my Super Bunny Sense will warn me of impending danger. And Besides, She might not have understood the Oreo thing... ...you know, with her eyes going bad and all that... OOPS! My Bunny Sense tells me I'd better be going! Thumper One =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: SAAVIK Subject: You're Preggers Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:48:31 Message Number 16047 Yeah Id probably pass out to if some one told ME that. You mean you don't want any more "Bundles of Joy"? But I thought you would want to have 8 kids and look like a frump at 35... =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Hamster? Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:52:57 Message Number 16048 DrF>...12 shaved , greased hamsters around the room... AAAAARGGH! Im gonna be sick... Yup, really sick.. =========== From: THUMPER ONE To: KNIGHT OWL Subject: Peyote Date & Time: 03/25/91 12:54:51 Message Number 16049 NO> Whats Peyote? LocoWeed, I think it is obtain from a mushroom of some sort. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SAAVIK Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:08:53 Message Number 16050 SA> Ceck? Ceck? SA> Congradulations.... That's congratulations....."And a double dumb ass to you too" =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DRAGONFLY Subject: *Advertisement* Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:11:58 Message Number 16051 DFy> spew spew spew Just when I thought there was hope for you. What a shame. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Healed! Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:13:41 Message Number 16052 TO> YOU!? You have be HE-ALED? No, it went forward for general pray and vision. I wanted guidance for my life. (Dragonfly did even try it.) I'm probably just as confused as ever but at least I have some idea of where I'm going. Everyone at my old church thinks I'm going to hell, and I don't care. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: TURTLE Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:23:00 Message Number 16053 DFy>Birth is a beautiful sight. Turtle> Like hell. Well said. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:33:20 Message Number 16054 TS> Ok, you brought it on yourself. SS>Oh, a just all a quiver. (making circles in the air with finger.) Ah, don't you mean, "Oh, *I'm* just all a quiver"? And also, I did not notice any captalization on your parenthetical phrase; it should have been "(Making". Next? =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Smart 1 or Amy? Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:35:40 Message Number 16055 Y'know, I was over at JB's house the other night, and he had told me that his house had almost been broken into. Apparently, someone was foolish enough to break out one of his windows, and push out the screen. About that time, his dog scared the intruders off. Kinda neat, I thought. Even if his dog does smell, drool, and all those other things I detest so much. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SAAVIK Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:38:43 Message Number 16056 SA>So YOU say.... It is apparent that you don't understand. Never mind. =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/25/91 18:43:03 Message Number 16057 Some things just *are*. I don't think that we need to clarify that at all, so stop over-intellectualizing everything. Oh, and while you're at it, stop with the ridiculous posts on False Prophesy an all that...they aren't funny anymore. As a matter of fact, they were only mildly funny to start with, and have grown somewhat threadbare over the past weeks. =========== From: RUFUS To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:29:20 Message Number 16058 Your messages about birth control make me think of the opening of Monty Python's "Meaning of Life," where the whole town ends up singing "Every sperm is sacred...every sperm is great, and if you waste one God gets quite irate" or something like that. Seriously, if you don't believe in birth control or abortion, and you're not ready to handle a child, then you had better not have sex. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: Just a thought. Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:32:59 Message Number 16059 Black Magic sucks the stress outta me and gives it to you. If you happen to find a little pink stress from an old lady who used her left blinker to turn right, tell it I said hello. =========== From: RUFUS To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:41:58 Message Number 16060 When was this game of Calvinball played? I missed it. We played Calvinball last weekend in front of the Crossroads Enema (oops... cinema). We also played 'Hit the Turtle with various objects'. =========== From: RUFUS To: TURTLE Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/25/91 19:47:34 Message Number 16061 >Like hell. The process of bearing children is a nasty one, and nothing >on this earth can be quite as ugly as a brand-new, wrinkly little red >mass of screaming and crying biology. It may be 'beautiful' in a meta- >physical sense, but I guess you've never actually witnessed the real >thing, huh? Well, aren't we just Mr. "Old Man Sick of Everything" Turtle. Beauty is in the pelvis of the bearer. There are things uglier than a newborn: road kill, child molesters, the Republican National Convetion, the TMNT fad, and Indian Snakes. I've never seen a live birth, but I have seen four or five on video, and I thought it was 'beautiful'. =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:23:48 Message Number 16062 I know that it won't be easy to say to her. For one, her reaction would be something like -- 'You think that we need to grow up?' and she would go into a state of depression. She thinks that whatever I think- is good. She thinks that whatever I say about her is the what is the - truth. Anyways, there is a situation that is going on right now, and I think that I am not going to be a happy camper. It deals with friend-- ship, and fights. Fights, one of the best things to get the rising of- the blood pressure. Anyways, I think that I shall go for now ... This- person feels that I am not paying attention to him/her ... /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: SAAVIK Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:29:40 Message Number 16063 Yeah, well a good star to wish on would be good right now! :) /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: Kiddies Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:30:27 Message Number 16064 Oh, joy ... ??? Blah ... Well, I guess, (hope) that I am acting a little bit more mature than what I was ... I mean,- hell, I haven't hit on Saavik in awhile! :) /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: DRAGONFLY Subject: birth control Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:37:00 Message Number 16066 Blah ... Well, birth control is something that would help in the future ... :) /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: DEATH FENNEC To: RUFUS Subject: Birth Control Date & Time: 04/25/91 20:39:00 Message Number 16067 Well, I do plan on having sex in the future. But don't mind me, I am in one of myt famous -- 'I don't care moods.' /! Death Fennec -- ;> =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: THUMPER ONE Subject: games Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:47:23 Message Number 16070 not bad (long post huh?) =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:49:05 Message Number 16071 i've had something similar happen. Only the spirits weren't religious, they were 120 proof..... =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: fruits Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:53:16 Message Number 16072 Sa i think she went on to have a sex change wear lots of pancake makeup, and co-star in a Tenage Ninja Mutant Turtle movie. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: SAAVIK Subject: $$$$ Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:56:27 Message Number 16073 Have you heard the song "Send me your money" by Suicidal Tendencies? It's greeeaaaat for church parties and the such. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: DRAGONFLY Subject: virgin Date & Time: 04/25/91 21:58:58 Message Number 16074 You found it easy to be a virgin?!?!?!?!? i spent my first two years of high school with enough hormones pumping through my system to kill a middle aged man. =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: DRAGONFLY Subject: fortune cookies Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:00:46 Message Number 16075 Well.......fortune cookies aren't made with Chinese religeons in mind i learned that there is a huge factory in Minnesota or something that pumps out tons of 'em for Chinese restraunts....go figure., =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: THE SPECIALIST Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:28:34 Message Number 16076 TS> (Making corrections on my message.) TS> ...Next? Is that the best you've got. I correct people just to pick on them, you said this would be war. I've seen pillow fights that were more violent. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: RUFUS Subject: Just a thought. Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:32:25 Message Number 16077 R> Black Magic sucks......(what?) Sorry, I couldn't resist. If you choose to delete this message, Turtle I'll understand. I just couldn't resist. =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: DEATH FENNEC Subject: SERIOUS PROBLEM Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:36:07 Message Number 16079 Would you PLEASE stop justifying your margins....it drives me crazy. It's like reading a newspaper with a woman taking off clothes off just in sight of your peripheral vision and you want to read your newspaper. It's very distracting. BTW, The Specialist wants to know if you still have those ferrets? =========== From: SCOTT STEEL To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Whips and chain Date & Time: 04/25/91 22:41:51 Message Number 16080 This message is to Rufus... R> When was this game of Calvinball played? In the afternoon (felt like the morning) after the picnic. =========== From: DIRTY WRAT To: RUFUS Subject: you're weird Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:42:24 Message Number 16081 Rufus, you're weird. P.S. Don't get stressed over old people... imitate them and cause OTHER people stress (travelling 20 MPH on US 41 in a loaded Minivan is FUN) Dirty Wrat =========== From: DIRTY WRAT To: RUFUS Subject: I didn't Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:45:04 Message Number 16082 Rufus... You're REALLY sick. They have therapy for people like you. P.S. On the subject of child birth: I really don't care for it either. Kids are meaningless to me until they are about 2 or 3 and they can be MOBILE... Then I actually have to be careful of them... until then, they are really just a little Bioblob (a term first used by Pavel Chekov in Tampa to describe what becomes a human at some arbitrary time in a debate about the beginning of life about 2 or 3 years ago) actually, I think they are a bioblob until they are about ten. Then they're potential dweebs. Anybody think I should breed? Dirty Wrat Really though - my nephew (1 to 2 months old) is kinda cute. But I won't EVER admit it. =========== From: DIRTY WRAT To: P.WHIPPED Subject: WHY!? Date & Time: 04/25/91 23:53:01 Message Number 16083 On this note of pumping hormones coarsing through our immature little bodies (in other words: Perpetually HORNY TEENAGERS (which all of them ARE)) Why is it that I saw two TV ads played back to back - the first one was about how kids should be careful when having sex or preferably NOT have sex at all (see above.) Then, the next one was a kindly commercial about how a middle aged man can have an operation to cure impotence so that he can continue HAVING A FULL LIFE. I live for shit like that. Dirty "NICE hypocracy" Wrat =========== From: P.WHIPPED To: ALL Subject: Life Date & Time: 04/26/91 00:09:52 Message Number 16084 To sum up my life in two words right now......DICKED! =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: ALL Subject: Clearwater Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:04:28 Message Number 16090 If you've heard about the storms raging in Clearwater yesterday, and the damages there, and wondered about Wolf, Squirrel, and Barbara: they're all safe. But there's been a lot of damage around their house. They have no electricity and no cable -- but a phone has just been jury-rigged. Several trees have been uprooted, and their house has taken some damage... But they're all alive, uninjured, and mad as HELL at life. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: THUMPER ONE Subject: Hamster? Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:09:50 Message Number 16091 DrF>...12 shaved , greased hamsters around the room... TO> AAAAARGGH! I'm going to be sick... Yup, really sick.. Thank you. Actually, hamsters are much better than the rats I used to have. //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Healed! Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:13:39 Message Number 16092 >No, it went forward for general pray and vision. I wanted guidance >for my life. (Dragonfly did even try it.) I did? I remember going forward in a high school chapel, when I dedicated my life to Jesus... and I remember asking some guidance counsellors for advice on where to go in my life... but I don't believe I've ever gone forward for "general pray and vision." Do you mean the time when I prayed OVER and I was one of the HEALERS of a person who was sick? >Everyone at my old church thinks I'm going to hell, and I don't care. Doesn't that bother you? //Dragonfly// =========== From: DRAGONFLY To: P.WHIPPED Subject: virgin Date & Time: 04/26/91 16:24:45 Message Number 16093 >You found it easy to be a virgin?!?!?!?!? >i spent my first two years of high school with enough hormones >pumping through my system to kill a middle aged man. I found it easy to be a virgin, because I was scared of sex. I was too embarassed to "date" until I was about fifteen (with a few excep- tions...) and I took off for college only a year later. Once I was over that fear, NUTHIN' could stop me... //Dragonfly// =========== From: RUFUS To: DRAGONFLY Subject: He-aled! Date & Time: 04/26/91 17:58:18 Message Number 16094 >...law in Congress being milled over stating that anything is legal, >done for religious purposes. Every week, in honour of the great Snail, the followers go out and steal lots of stuff. They then take the least liked object and burn it. The rest they keep. Very touching ceremony. Of course, the monthly kidnappings are much more interesting. BTW, what's peyote? =========== From: RUFUS To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Just a thought. Date & Time: 04/26/91 18:08:41 Message Number 16095 You know, she'd probably slay you if she saw that message. ....what's that command for getting a hardcopy? :) =========== From: HACMAN To: SAAVIK Subject: doby Date & Time: 04/26/91 20:07:47 Message Number 16096 Mine does it too, though he's not a doby. I hope he grows out of it. As far as the middle of the night chewing, I am cage training him...poor guy is in prison all night....no muss in the am and he dowsn't get get into something that'll hurt him. Getting pretty big now, has grown 30 lbs in the last 6 months. Hope that rate slows a little too. Burney =========== From: THE SPECIALIST To: SCOTT STEEL Subject: Seriously now Date & Time: 04/26/91 21:32:51 Message Number 16097 In a war, you do not do your best by knocking the other guy out. You do better by taking away his ability to fight. =========== From: SAAVIK To: DRAGONFLY Subject: *Advertisement* Date & Time: 04/26/91 22:01:43 Message Number 16100 Drf>(Hilarious Commercial for False Prophets Church of the Armadillo) Oh, geez, please (snicker) don't make me laugh. (sniff sniff--hahahah) I had surgery today..... (hahahahahaha) ouch (hehehehehe) That was funny and worth the stitch I just pulled. ===========