Carmen Miranda's Ghost -- Leslie Fish ------------------------------------- Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station 3 Half the staff has seen her, plus the portmaster and me And if you think we've had too much of Cookie's homemade rum, Just tell me where those basket hats of fruit keep coming from. Don't go down to Cargo Bay when there's no ship in dock You just might hear maracas clacking, and get a nasty shock And if you hear a rhumba beat, don't pass the mess room door You just might see a tangerine come rolling down the floor. We sometimes catch a glimpse of her by station night or day But when she try to catch her, she just laughs and fades away The station's chief head-shrinker takes his notes and drains his cup We get rotated often, but she still keeps showing up. We don't know why we're haunted here, or why it's her that haunts We've got a betting pool for all who wonder what she wants The best odds say she likes the rhythm of the station's drive They didn't have phase generators while she was alive. Carmen Miranda's ghost is haunting Space Station 3 Not that we're complaining, since the fresh fruit all comes free But now and then we wonder what it means for the human race That ghosts of generations past are taking off for space.