Arise and become one with the Church of the Sub-Genius. " Start level three transference state, on tone." " Bob?" " You will become a part of this, registered in your sub-conscious mind." " Everytime you say, hear, or think..." " Bob?" " That will be your KEY PHRASE. It will trigger the entire message without your being aware of it." " It will signal your subconscious mind. Flashing a message." " The subconscious will absorb this message." SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. SEX MONEY BOB. Praise Bob. The fates have brought you into possesion of a Sub-Genius instructional video barrage tape. Prepare yourself. You are about to be remade into a new being through forbidden knowledge previously kept secret for cent- uries by the jealous priesthoods of many religions. CAUTION. Improper viewing techniques may lead in some persons to dependancy, seizures, cranial fits, pryaptic conditions, maturations, subtle glandular mutations and in some terri- tories... legal arrest. However, if the viewer follows instructions and trusts completely in Bob, this state can create an unsurpassible beotific experience that can last for hours, days, weeks, possibly even for centuries. This video tape bears a patented Dobsdrome power shell time code, which may cause some home video decks to act unperdicably. Although only a small percentage of play- back systems or their owners have suffered permanent damage from this signal... THE SUB-GENIUS FOUNDATION INCORPORATED IS NOT RESPONSIBLE for injuries or damages inflicted by paranormal events during tape play mode. The tape also contains sublim-minimal-hypno-pediatrics-trans-inducement tone, operating beyond the range of human perception. However, pets in the viewing area may exhibit unusual behavior as well as many small children and certain less evolved adults. If such behavior anomalies last more than two days after viewing, consult a physician. However this brain wave enfolding signal is generally harmless and should actually enhance your learning abilites during the program. Special interactive-homosonic-stereo effects produced on the altomade-cerebro-synclock-interoceter are designed to trigger stem cleavage, or brain division between the fore brain and hind brain. Using newly discovered break-thinking principles the viewers brain waves are locked into syncronization with the tape's underlying suggestions by means of neuro-electric pulses. Plant growth and gas mileage of nearby automobiles may be affected. For the unworthy this tape may be a one way ticket down a bottomless mental pit from which there can be no escape. In unreceptive viewers there is a danger of synaptic-backfire in the brain pan, caused by over heating of the attetion glands. This dense packing of brain cells without proper organic coolents, such as frop, has been blamed for three recent cases of spontaneous human combustion. Do not over medicate. High dosages have so sensitized the third nostral recep- tors of some viewers that they were unable to stop seeing the tape, even after it had been turned off. This tape is to be used only by the person to whom it is prescribed. Do not operate a motor vehicle following viewing. Do not operate heavy farm machinery at speeds over seventy miles an hour. The demons you may see during the initial halucination sequence are not real. If you do not panic this phase will end after a few minutes. Always resurface from the hypnosis slowly. Coming out of the tape has been likened to a total rebirth process, if managed successfully. If you have trouble re-entering the earth plain, focus on Bob and chant his name until you remember you are home. Do not attempt to flip the tape when you reach the end of side one. No matter what you are told by later instructions on the tape. There is no side two. However if you do discover one, don't look at it. If you follow these instructions, you will experience a profound cathartic reaction to flow of archatypeal images and racial memories. You may find your- self laughing and crying convulsively and even astrally projecting. These reactions are normal, Enjoy them. BOB LOVES YOU. 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