151 Post: 151 of 151 Subject: In case you missed it... From: siva (The Destroyer) Date: Sun, 09 May 93 13:41:58 EDT ------- Forwarded Message Subgenius Digest Sat, 6 Mar 93 -------------- Volume 4 : Issue 39 : Today's Topics: All about electronic masturbation version 1.0 7 January 1993 Neither The Church of the SubGenius nor this mailing list bears any responsibility for injuries incurred while following the suggestions below: SYNOPSIS: This textfile describes self-stimulation for men by means of electrodes and low-voltage, carefully controlled electric current. This technique is vaguely similar to the electrical stimulation which is used to extract semen from stud bulls (but it probably feels better). When you talk about running electricity through someone's genitals, most people think of torture. However, we have found that low power, high frequency (audio) current can produce some very interesting tingling and throbbing sensations. We have been reluctant to publish this information in the past, for fear that 1) a lot of people might get addicted to this technique, and 2) it might be used to extract semen from men against their will. We are in a reckless mood today and have decided to spill the beans. WARNINGS. Like everything that feels good, this method has risks. There is a remote chance that this method can cause tissue burns; molecules migrating from the electrodes can theoretically cause heavy metal poisoning; if you use a plugged-in amplifier and tone source (instead of battery powered) there is chance of getting shocked or electrocuted; use of electrodes that have not been sanitized could spread disease or cause infection. Proceed at your own risk. Because we have no control over the manner in which this information is used, we assume no liability for damages resulting from its implementation. If you are electronically illiterate -- if you've never handled a wire stripper and soldering iron -- DO NOT attempt to perform the experiments described below. PHASE ONE. You will need the following items: 1) An audio amplifier, with 1 to 5 watts per channel of output power. Battery-powered is best for safety reasons, although we have used plug-in amplifiers for several years with only one unpleasant accident. Do not use an expensive, high-power amplifier; they can be damaged by short circuits and by being connected to loads of unusual impedances (which is what we'll be doing). 2) A tone generator of some sort. An electronic music synthesizer will work; or you can use a tone generator like those found in an electronics workshop. (Hint: sine waves feel better than square waves.) A battery-powered tone source is safer than a plug-in unit. Do not use an electric guitar. 3) Insulated, solid (not multi-strand), 18-guage copper wire. 4) Soldering iron, solder, wire stripper, maybe some connectors. Cut a piece of wire 10 feet (3 meters) long. Strip 3/4 inch (2 cm) of insulation from one end. Form the exposed wire into an elliptical loop. Solder the loop closed with a single, rounded bead of solder. You want a nice smooth loop of wire and a nice smooth bead of solder holding it closed -- no rough spots. Strip a bit of insulation from the other end of the wire and connect it to the left channel "hot" output of the amplifier. (The "hot" terminal is usually color-coded red. If the amplifier output uses RCA phono-plug outputs, the "hot" wire is attached to the center conductor of the jack.) Cut another piece of wire 10 feet long. Strip 1.5 inches (4 cm) of insulation from one end. Make it into a loop, as above. Connect the other end of this wire to the left channel "ground" output of the amplifier. Set the amplifier's volume control to MINIMUM. Set your tone source to produce a continuous tone of about 440 Hz (cycles per second). That's the "A" below "middle C" on a musical keyboard. Insert the small loop electrode just inside your urethra -- don't shove it very far in. Insert the big loop electrode just inside your anus. Now SLOWLY turn up the amplifier's volume control. Experiment with different tone frequencies and waveforms. If you produce some sensations that you like, congratulations. If none of these sensations feel good to you, this method is not for you; sorry. WARNING: Don't touch any plugged-in appliances while you are wired up! PHASE TWO. If you liked phase one, you'll eventually want to move on to phase 2. For this you need two different tone generators, a stereo amplifier, and more electrodes. The amp's left channel "hot" output is connected to a small loop electrode just inside the urethra, as before; and also to a large loop electrode around the "head" or "neck" of the sex-wiener. Use some sort of conductant around this external electrode, such as skin moisturizing cream, to get a more pleasant sensation. The amp's left channel "ground" output is connected to a small loop electrode 2 or 3 inches deeper into the urethra than the "hot" electrode. Make this electrode carefully, and test it to be sure that it won't come apart (i.e. that the wire loop won't come open). If the loop comes open when you're trying to pull the electrode out, the wire will scrape your urethra -- a bloody, painful experience which can be avoided by proper electrode construction. Also, be careful not to nick the wire while stripping the insulation off it; you don't want to weaken the wire because the loop might break off. The amp's right channel "hot" electrode is connected to a scrotum (balls) electrode. There are at least 2 types of scrotum electrode; you need to be sitting down to use either type. One method is to use the handles (not the cutting blades) of a pair of all-metal scissors; lightly clamp them onto the scrotum, between the two sex-nuts, and apply some conductive liquid such as skin moisturizing cream. The other method is to cut a two inch square piece of synthetic sponge, wrap some exposed wire around it, dip it in salt water, put it on a coaster or small plastic tray, then sit down in a position that causes the sponge to gently press into your sex-nuts. The amp's right channel "ground" output is connected to a big loop electrode just inside the anus. The output of one tone generator is connected to the left input of the amplifier; the other tone source is connected to the right input. By playing two slightly different tones on the two tone sources, you can produce some very interesting sensations. For example, play the "A below middle C" on the left channel, and play the "A" an octave higher on the right channel. Or play "C" on one channel and the adjacent "C sharp" on the other channel. We have produced a cassette tape of tones that feel good when played into genital electrodes. If there is enough interest, we will find a way to make it available. We have not found much recorded music that feels good when played into electrodes, although some parts of Kraftwerk's "Radioactivity" album (on CD from Capitol records) aren't bad (especially the tunes "Radio Stars" and "Uranium"). Generally, the drums and bass notes in pop music don't feel very good. Maybe orchestral or "new age" music would feel better. produced by STEM (Society for Technologically Enhanced Masturbation) This document is public domain and may be freely re-distributed. 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