PART Nineteen OF 15 PRINCIPIA ENTROPIUS ____________________________________ "How can life be so bountiful, providing such sublime rewards for Mediocrity?" ---William S. ##################################################### dronF ----- Exalt not the Wise, So that the people shall not scheme and contend. ---Taoist Doctrine #################################################### SOMEWHERE AT THIS MOMENT, way far away,There may be Erisians in a Galaxy fighting against Lord Malamar of the Lemurites and the Dreaded Spider nut monkey race. Subject: turtle data\Front Anon Groups of Secret Covert Illumanati "ORGANIZATION OF MEN WHO DO NOT WANT TO WAKE UP WITH THEIR PENIS SEVERED" "ORGANIZATION OF PEOPLE WHO FEAR DRINKING MERCURIC ACID" "ORGANIZATION OF WOMAN WHO DON'T WANT TO DATE JEFFREY DAHMER" "ORGANIZATION OF PEOPLE WHO DO NOT LIKE STICKING PINS IN THEIR RETINA" ----------------&------------------------ Fido-Loops Policy emmenating from the Book of Ptah-Hotep _____________________________________________________ IF thou are Annoyed at a thing, if thou are tormented by someone who is acting within his rights, get out of his sight, and remember him no more when he has ceased to adress thee. -------------------------------------------------------------- þ *** CAUTION! *** from Saint Emer of the ling To: All Re: Sing-along-with-Dave If I had a hammer ... I'd hammer in the evening. I'd hammer in the morning ... And probably be making minimum wage. ----------------------------------------------- From: Anaximander To: Tori s subject: lunch meat The most sacred text of all: It was written on a loaf of turkey baloney. Upon the 23 slices were put the most inspired words of the gODDESS herselph. They exposed the universe to a power unlike that of anything yet to be seen. All of the pages but one were mistakenly made into a school lunch. The remaining page rests in the sacred fantastic four lunchbox withe the Wholly Wrelic of the apple of yappledapple. it is difficult to read after ten years but the words are still earth shattering. I can furnish a transcription upon request if you would like or if anyone reading this would like. Anaximander -life is like a bag of cheez wiz with holes in the fabric of reality This Statement is True>