FILE: ALL YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT S E X !!! THIS FILE WILL GIVE YOU A GOOD BACKGROUND ON THE WORD SEX, AND WILL GIVE YOU A STEP-BY-STEP PLAN TO FOLLOW WHEN ENGAGING IN IT. GOOD READING!!! THE WORD "SEX" IS DERIVED FROM THE LATIN WORD "SEXUS", MEANING "GENDER", OR MALE OR FEMALE. THE WORD "SEX" HAS MANY DERIVATIVES. BELOW IS A SENTENCE OF EACH. 1) LET'S HAVE SEX!!! 2) LET'S HAVE SOME SEXUAL FUN!! 3) LET'S HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE!!! 4) THAT GIRL IS SUPER-SEXY!! AS YOU CAN SEE, "SEX" IS A VERY POPULAR WORD! AND FOR GOOD REASON! SO, BELOW I HAVE GIVEN STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS IN HOW TO ENGAGE IN IT. READ CAREFULLY, YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING!!! STEP 1: ACQUIRE A GOOD-LOOKING GIRL (OR BOY, AS THE CASE MAY BE, UNLESS YOU'RE A FAG OR A LESBIAN), AND ASK HIM (OR HER IF SHE (OR HE) WOULD LIKE TO HAVE "SEX". IF SHE (OR HE) SAYS OK, YOU'RE IN LUCK, OTHERWISE TOO BAD!!! STEP 2: FIND A SECLUDED SPOT, AND GET EACH OTHER TURNED ON (THE WAY YOU GO ABOUT THIS, IS UP TO YOU!). THEN ENGAGE IN SOME "SEXUAL" FOREPLAY (MEANING MAKING OUT, OR WHAT EVER YOU LIKE.). STEP 3: IF YOU'RE TURNED ON, STRIP!!! IF NOT, CONTINUE WITH THE FOREPLAY. ONCE YOU ARE STRIPPED, GET INTO A BED, OR SOME OTHER COMFORTABLE SPOT. STEP 4: NOW, ASSUME THE BOY-ON-GIRL (OR GIRL-ON-BOY) POSITION, AND GET COMFORTABLE. (THIS IS WHERE THE FUN PART COMES IN!!!) START BY RUBBING EACH OTHER'S BODY, IN ANY SPOT YOU LIKE!! (FUN!) THEN, HAVE THE BOY INSERT HIS PROBING INSTRUMENT INTO TARGET AREA "X". GIRLS, MAKE SURE YOUR MEN DO THIS SLOWLY, AS TO ATTAIN MAXIMUM PLEASURE! STEP 5: HAVE THE PERSON ON TOP, GIRL OR BOY, START MAKING QUICK UP-AND-DOWN THRUSTS. BY THE WAY, THE BOY-ON-GIRL POSITION IS PREFERABLE, BECAUSE THERE WILL BE MORE POWER BEHIND EACH STROKE. AFTER A FEW SECONDS, BOTH PARTNERS WILL BEGIN TO EXPERIENCE GREAT FEELINGS OF "EUPHORIA" (SEE DEFINITION BELOW). CONTINUE TO DO THIS, AND YOU WILL COME TO WHAT IS KNOWN AS THE "CLIMAX", WHERE YOU WILL GET AN "ORGASM" (SEE DEFINITIONS BELOW), AND YOU WILL EXPERIENCE TOTALLY AWESOME EUPHORIA!! (BY THE WAY, DURING THE ENTIRE TIME OF FORWARD-THRUSTS, YOU ARE STILL RUBBING EACH OTHERS BODY!) STEP 6: THANK YOUR PARTNER FOR THE GREAT TIME, AND SMOKE A CIGARRETTE (IF YOU DON'T SMOKE, DRINK A PEPSI!) HAVE FUN!! EUPHORIA- A STATE OF TOTAL PLEASURE OR GREAT FEELING. CLIMAX- THE HIGH POINT IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WHEN ORGASMS COME. ORGASM- A GREAT FEELING OF EUPHORIA, WHICH COMES ONLY DURING SEX. ------------------------------------------------------------ BY: THE DATA BLITXZ (DECEMBER 10, 1984)