Here it is: We're the Most Enlightened guys On the Good Ship Enterprise We love Peace and Brotherhood As you know we should 'Cause we're Enlightened So Enlightened Alien threats Are just friends we haven't met yet We're Enlightened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek. Captian-man Jean-Luc Picard Quotes from the Immortal Bard Crusher she must think he's hurt She's tearing off his shirt But she's Enlightened So Enlightened His hairline has shrunk But she still thinks he's a hunk 'Cause he's Enligdhtened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek Counsellor Deanna Troi Senses grief and senses joy She senses some of Starfleet's Best Lusting for her chest But she's Enlightened So Enlightened A sensitive wench She just doesn't have much common sense Enlightened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek. Riker's whiskers make up great For what Picard lacks on his pate A phyiscs principle is there Conservation of hair And he's Enlightened So Enlightened He's handsome and brave And so what if he forgets to shave Enlightened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek. Android Data Meek and Mild Longs to be a Human Child When he plays poker with the crew He cheats like humans do But he's Enlightened So Enlightened Old Joan Baez songs Are programmed on his positrons Enlightened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek Geordi's cybernetic Visor Plugs in where most people's eyes are This allows our engineer To see through Troi's brassire But he's Enlightened So Enlightened That thing on his head Lets him see UV and infared Enlighted So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek We like to laugh behind Worf's back 'Cause he prefers the direct attack Violence never wins the day Still he tries anyway He's not as Enlightened Not Enlightened We'll waive his infractions We support Affirmative Action We're Enlightened So Enlightened THe Next Generation of Trek Wesley's going to catch some heck If he's caught on the Holodeck Ev'ry program that he saves Is full of buxom babes But they're Enlightened So Enlightened His teen fantasies All have philosophical degrees Enlightened So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek. Guinam come from distant star Tends the Enterprise's bar She looks wise and slyly winks And waters down the drinks 'Cause she's Enlightened So Enlightened It never would do For the ship to have a drunken crew Enlightened (lit up, anyway) So Enlightened The Next Generation of Trek.