Everything you need to know about shoplifting by: Joey Midoro Disclamer This textfile is for informational purposes only. I will not be held responsible, legally or otherwise, for any actions taken as a result of ideas developed from this textfile. in short: If you fuck up, it's you fault, not mine Welcome to the complete guide of how to shoplift. This has worked great for me and many other people well I guess that before I tell you some of the actual ways too shoplift I should tell you how to act while ... uh... working. 1. Don't do anything that will draw attention 2. try not to act to conspicuous 3. don't try too hard at not acting conspicuous. otherwise you end up lookin jsut plain cocky and draw attrntion 4. Don't spend a half an hour deciding where to put the stolen merchandise that should be done at home with something of the same general size 5. alway's wear something that will help you blend in. 6. **VERY IMPORTANAT** Never, NEVER run. 7. Never take anything that is in front of a huge mirror or camera. 8. Without drawing attention, always be on the lookout for cameras or staff. Any of the previous preperation or caution is useless if you are seen while taking something well, that's pretty much of the precautionary measures you need to take. no here are some actual ways to get the things you want 1. if it's small enough to fit in your pocket, go ahead! just make sure that you don't have a big lump... protruding 2. try to wear baggy clothing. Your only limit is the extra room. just be careful of those corners 3. somethings may require taking it out of the box. I highly recommend that because it reduces the extra space needed. 4. extra bags are wonderful, the only problem is getting out with it. If possible, try to make it look empty so that if someone asks to see it, tell them you came to return something then hit the bag without hitting the merchandise. don't let it make any sound. this can be practiced at home. 5. purses are wonderful for the girls 6. Backdoors and store rooms are wonderful. just bewear of the staff who will more than likely be in the store room. those are some pretty broad plans but more elaborate things have been done. if you have any questions or comments, please contact me email thirdbeatrevolution@hotmail.com yahoo instant messanger gundanium_reality AOL instant messanger GundaniumReality